Melissa Patrick and Sheila Barnett, a gayelle couple from the land of fresh fuckery (Florida) who will become wife and wife in NYC on what is supposed to be the luckiest day of THE CENTURY! In order to get married in Florida, you and your piece need to have opposite pairs of genitals and so Melissa and Sheila entered Crowne Plaza’s “Marry Me 11-11-11 Wedding Contest” on Facebook. They were chosen out of MILLIONS of entries and flown to NYC to get married. (Okay, it was probably dozens of entries, but that doesn’t have the dramatic effect I was looking for.) Melissa, the one with the touch of ginger hair and take me higher flip flops, will wear white and Sheila, the one with the Glamberace hair, will wear purple. They knew each other in high school but only recently did their love blossom and send a petal floating across the Isle of Lesbos.
Let’s use Melissa and Sheila’s lucky wedding as a symbol of hope for all the luck that today will bring. For me, I hope that I’ll do 11 shots of something mind-altering, take 11 bong hits and fap 11 times to 11 different clips of Mah Boo giggling before passing out for 11 minutes and waking up to do it all over again 11 more times. Happy 11/11/11!
via Boston.com (Thanks Lane)