Friday, November 11th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Leonardo DiCaprio (37)
Chanelle Hayes (24)
Mark Sanchez (25)
Jessica Sierra (26)
Brittny Gastineau (29)
Adam Beach (39)
Tyler Christopher (39)
Carson Kressley (42)
Calista Flockhart (47)
Demi Moore (49)
Jane Pratt (49)
Stanley Tucci (51)
Lisa Welch (51)
Ian Craig Marsh of The Human League (55)
Andy Partridge (58)
Marc Summers (60)
Bibi Andersson (76)
Jonathan Winters (86)
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AllHail Jonathan Winters!! Too many assholes try to stael his thunder. Ain't gonna happen.
Is Carson still dancing?
Sooooooo, who came first. Leo or Bjork with the swan?
Anywhore, HB Jonathon Winters!! In the world of funny, you're up in heaven. Love you!
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Strike me pink. That's not a swan. It's a dildo with swan feathers on top and bottom. Don't be so gullible.
I look at Leo now and think to myself "why was this guy my #1 in 1995-99?" This picture just reminded me.
Happy birfday to Leo, Stanley "the Tooche" Tucci, and to my brother, you self absorbed ass. And if Leo and Stan are blessed like my brother is, ladies get your saddles out, these boys are built to be rode hard.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 10:46am.
Veteran’s Day News: You can donate expired coupons to military families since they can use them on military bases for six months after they expire.
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Dog, how do you go about getting them to the families?
I guess I could try to find out myself instead of being a lazy bitch!
I am a couponer. *embarrassed face* WHAT?????
Anyway, I always have a ton of stuff I don't use or that expire quickly, and if someone could use it, that is a great idea.
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SavingsAngel.com is where you can send them. See, I am not THAT lazy! I did my own research.
Man, I hate that swan so hard right now. She's one lucky bitch.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Happy birthday to dreamy Leo, I hope you get the awards you deserve someday.
And happy birthday to my fiance today!
And THANK YOU to all of our vets who have served and to those who are currently serving.
I come from a family of Marines - Semper Fi!
Veteran’s Day News: You can donate expired coupons to military families since they can use them on military bases for six months after they expire.
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Happy Birthday to Leo, and Stanley Tucci , who is SO HOT.
Demi, I hope you work out your issues. You look so terrible lately. Dump that schmuck, so you can eat again.
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I'm all by myself
As I've always felt
I'll betray myself
To anyone, lost, anyone but you
-Smashing Pumpkins
when i was 10 i had a dream that marc summers and the announcer guy from double dare broke into my house and killed my family. they couldn't see or hear me, but i had to watch as they brutally attacked. it was some pretty weird shit for a 10 year old. the announcer dude still freaks me out.
marc summers seems harmless though, so happy b-day to him and all the other hot sluts on this list.
Thank you ba-buttons, and any other Dlisters currently serving or who have served in the past.
:-)
LOL @ Sweetas
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Bjork called, she wants her dress back.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 9:45am.
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Steady on, soldier. EYES RIGHT!! :))
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 9:39am.
ba-buttons, I received this vid in my inbox this morning, thought you might like it as much as I do... xo
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=622_1236062375
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Ha!! Thanks IG!! That really made me smile on what is usually for me a pretty grim day.
*ba-buttons comes to attention smartly, salutes islandgirl*
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
ba-buttons, I received this vid in my inbox this morning, thought you might like it as much as I do... xo
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=622_1236062375
Happy B-day Andy Partridge!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 9:24am.
*hugs ba-buttons *
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 9:27am.
Ba-buttons ♥♥
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*ba-buttons wipes away tears and hugs LaChaylo and sweetas back*
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
Ba-buttons ♥♥
*hugs ba-buttons *
Happy 49th bday to Demi, happy 20th BD to her boobs, happy 10th BD to her knees and happy 1st BD to her face. *exhausted*
Today is Remebrance Day in Canada. Please take a moment to remember my brothers who fought alongside me and died so bravely over in Afghanistan. I miss them so much.
"Those heroes that shed their blood and lost their lives..
You are now lying in the soil of a friendly country. Therefore rest in peace.
There is no difference between the Johnnies and the Mehmets to us.
Where they lie, side by side, here in this country of ours.
You, the mothers who sent their sons from far away countries, wipe away your tears.
Your sons are now living in our bosom and are in peace.
Having lost their lives on this land they have become our sons as well."
Mustafa Kemel Ataturk - 1934
ANZAC Memorial at Gallipoli, Turkey
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
Happy Birfday to Tyler Christopher...smoking hot, but a dick in person. I'd still hit it, though
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Demi Moore your sagging knees say a different number!!
She's so pathetic!
What a gorgeous pic. Love b&w film.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Demi shares a birthday with Leo and the swan? Get on that ye dried up MILF!
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
That's a beautiful photo.
Co-sign the swan thing. Mean fuckers.
Humans_off_earth, I agree with your entire post (except about Ruthie, 'cause I don't know her).
HB Leo and Stanley Tucci, two fine actors of our generation.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Happy 82nd to my Mommy who is still alive and kickin!
Can't believe Leo is 37 already.
Adam Beach is a hottie and where has he been?
Lisa Welch is NOT Lisa Whelchel who turned 48 on May 29th. I know that cause I was once a die hard fan!
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i guess that's why I said "misread" , isn't it ?
one thing I definitely didn't misread was you being a tool!
Wow, some great sluts today. It's also the birthday of my late and greatest ex. Love you always Ruthie.
God what an awesomely beautiful face Leo had back in the day. Wonderful pic.
Stanley Tucci, just great in everything. I think my fav is his bitchery in Devil Wears Prada (the bitchiest movie ever made).
HB Demi and please dump that fugly dumbass child. Wishing you self-esteem and weight gain in the coming year.
Jane Pratt, I will always love you for Sassy magazine. It wasn't aimed at my demographic, but it was such an intelligent departure from the teen-girl bullshit I ate it up and still marvel at its uniqueness.
HB Bibi Andersson, your work in Bergman's movies was way too unsung.
Jonathan Winters, there are no words for your brilliance and greatness. (Btw I just watched It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad world the other day, and he just about carried that movie - amidst possibly the biggest all-star cast ever assembled.)
K, that's about it for my blathering on a fine holiday morning.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
never heard of Lisa Welch and first misread it as Lisa Whelchel ... those Fats of Life girls aren't girls anymore, but they're not 51 quite yet, I hope
Demi Moore is lying about her age ... she looks like someone whose first Social Security check should be arriving any day now ... what an insecure skank
... and whatever happened to that attention-starved daughter of hers? guess she got tired of never seeing her name in print without the word "fugly" just before it and stopped showing up (Phoebe Price style) any time there was a camera around ... good riddance to bad tater head!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 8:11am.
I'm freaking out on nostalgia, awesome!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 8:11am.
I'm freaking out on nostalgia, awesome!
HB Fats Brown.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 7:50am.
*whispers* Whamo, a swan was standing guard over your bag? *leans closer*
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Is that a SWAN in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Whammy, you're welcome. Ian Craig Marsh and Martyn Ware started the Human League, but they left it after a couple of years to form the British Electric Foundation, which eventually became Heaven 17.
Some Heaven 17 videos for your enjoyment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B-uWoYs3X4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP7F2XF0mnQ&ob=av2e
And my personal favorite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39UwyV3T0l8&ob=av2e
Heaven 17 is still touring.
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"If Michelle Duggar's vagina is under God's control, then God has some explaining to do." -- hotpocket
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 7:34am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 7:22am.
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Thanks for that little walk though my early bar hopping days! I forgot about Fascination
and so the conversation turned, until the sun went down
*puts on parachute pants, shirt with long diagonal zipper, high cut runners and dances through the office*
Dog, haha, Mr. Ed? Let's not bring Gary Busey into this.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 7:22am.
Leonardo DiCaprio (37)...is that his age or the circumference of his head?
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LOL!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 7:47am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 7:39am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 7:39am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Did you get the ball back?
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Hell NO, I left it there. I actually dropped my whole bag when I ran and had a traumatic time getting it back because the bastard was now standing guard over it like it was its "spoils of war" no shit!!
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ROFLMAO! Oh my God. My first good laugh of the day and it isn't even 9:00! Woot! Yeah, they apparently don't need a motive to go on the warpath. That is too funny. I'd have had to commit the whole thing to video and put it up on YouTube, of course. I'm such a good friend.
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*whispers* Whamo, a swan was standing guard over your bag? *leans closer*
that is a really beautiful picture of leo! he used to be good-looking back then. happy bd to all the sluts!
morning/afternoon dlisters!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
IG, Mr. Ed's tail never looked more graceful.
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Leonardo Di catchaho looks ghey here. HB slut.
Demi is still gorgeous HB ho!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 7:39am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 7:39am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Did you get the ball back?
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Hell NO, I left it there. I actually dropped my whole bag when I ran and had a traumatic time getting it back because the bastard was now standing guard over it like it was its "spoils of war" no shit!!
http://www.perfectlocks.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/flock_o...
Ahahaha, Whamo!! In the interest of animal husbandry, where were you bitten EXACTLY??
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 7:40am.
Dog, I think a group of turkeys is called a 'rafter'. It it was a flock, they'd be seagulls. :P
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And they'd have really big, colorful hair!
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