What In The Cowardly Lion Hell?

November 10, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Shoes should not look like they have hairy bunions oozing out shit on them, but try telling that to Christian Louboutin who is telling hos they better empty out their pocketbooks into his hands if they want some Siegfried & Roy shit on their feets.

I mean, has it really come to this? Are we as a society really spending thousands of dollars for shoes that make us look like we’re about to chase after some antelopes or sing about the circle of life. Do you really want to look down and think of King Mufasa plummeting to his death? I guess Blake NotSoLively does, because she wore this mess on the set of Chisme Niña in NYC yesterday. I swear Blake’s dog keeps looking at those shoes like she wants to start a fight with them. Or maybe she thinks those are Scooby snacks on the toes.

The only reasonable reason for wearing Aslan’s sawed off paws on your feet is if you’re fucking with a freak who has a Narnia fetish and a shoe fetish. Even then, get these instead.

Tags: Blake Lively, Fug, Rehab

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