Some Community Man Nipples In The Morning

November 10, 2011 / Posted by:

Most of this morning’s news is all about Rick Perry scraping his own shit from the bottom of his hot cowboy boot and some Penn State students flipping vans over their football coach getting fired for putting on his Pope Goggles, so I’m going to temporarily blow away those dark clouds of insane terror and bring out a bright shining sun in the form of a topless Joel McHale!

Joel is trying to make GROUNDBREAKING HISTORY by being the first white man to be named as People’s Sexiest Man Alive and so he twerked his camouflage nipples (somebody please send him some black licorice nipple dye) for an audition video. People asked him to put together a video of him making an everyday activity look orgasm-worthy and this is what he came up with. Strangely enough, this is exactly what coffee hour at Ryan Gaycrest’s office looks like. This is also what Corbin Fisher’s class of 2011 15th reunion is going to look like.

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