Thursday, November 10th 2011
Introducing The Up-Eye Brought To You By Zahara
Camera lenses and the souls of a dozen paparazzos were among the casualties from the first-degree upper cut shank eye Zahara threw as she stomped through the airport in Tokyo today with her army. You can almost hear the sound of cracked glass and smell the scent of singed eyelashes from here. When Zahara looks up, you better drop your weapon and get down on the floor. As the late great Bernie Mac would say: "She look at me like I'm short!"
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And hateful? How about shy, serious minded or introverted? My family has a built in frown, a furrowed brow especially in sunlight with no glasses. People see me and think I'm angry about something, I even made the mistake once asking a woman who had the same feature what she was mad about.
There's opinions based on dlisted culture and there's opinions based on observing the real world around you.
Sometimes I don't get you people.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 9:38am.
Parents who pose for/take pictures of Mom breastfeeding for the cover of a magazine aren't wanting privacy for themselves or their kids. These fucks may love those kids but they EXPLOIT them to no end.
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What's wrong with being left home with one parent?!! MOST normal fuckin' people have to work for a living and even if you're a stay at home mom and dad works from sunrise to sunset - you generally wouldnt see one of your parents all day - b/c you'd be at school while the parent(s) works. I've never heard of kids being at home with both parents 24/7. WHY would it be so devastating for the children if brad had to actual fly away on business for the weekend. This is how NORMAL families have to operate! They're not any more special than the next.
Leave those poor children home with mom or dad while the other tends to work. Heaven forbid they have any sense of normalcy. This couple is sick and demented and have no CLUE about child rearing. I still would love to know why neither of these assholes will retire.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Marla1979 on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 6:34pm.
Everyone that says Queen Z is meaning or spoiled need to STFU right now.
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I gave up on your post from that first sentence alone. Only a moron calls a 5 year old a Queen. Like Katie Holmes and her "Suri is an amazing woman" at age 3.
bah.
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Then you missed "this family rocks". I could have gone forever without reading that. *vomits*
the Brangelina loons here are too cute. In their fairytale world they don't see how miserable these 6 children actually look. They are getting older, they realize how they are used by mommy and daddy. Look at the two Asian boys, one wants to run away, the other one looks super insecure.
And the shitstorm came!! Some of you sound angry about this, I still dont agree, yeah they take them everywhere but I think thats better then to just leave them home with one parent.
Brad and Angelina dont need publicity they get it anyway to this day ( she won an Oscar and they are filthy rich and still in demand).
I dont believe for a second that they are using their kids as props, I saw them in interviews, I see how they are,they dont exactly give many interviews nor do they appear on tv shows often. If they wanted to, they could, but like I said they dont need it. They could earn ALOT more money and publicity, doing shows and shit.
You guys, this is my opinion and unless I see some real proof it will be. You folks get that, right??
I dont believe the conspiracy shit, nor do I believe that every single celeb had as much plastic surgery done as some claim on here, nor is every man in Hwood gay.
I swear some on here just love to sound like they got a clue and chuck this "their old faces" shit around too much. I know Hollywood is crazy and most had shit done to their faces/body, but even so it isnt as scandalous as some people here want to believe.
Parents who pose for/take pictures of Mom breastfeeding for the cover of a magazine aren't wanting privacy for themselves or their kids. These fucks may love those kids but they EXPLOIT them to no end.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 9:14am.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 11:14pm.
I dont think they whore out the kids at all. You never see any of the kids speak infront of the camera, nor do they have any music albums or star in any movies.
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They are being whored out for their parents' careers, not their own. You don't need an album or an interview in order to be used as a prop. The fact is no one uses their kids more for PR than these two because the family is part of the brand. Angelina even had them pose with her in Vanity Fair last month. If they weren't using them for PR she would have NEVER done that. Kids deserve some privacy. You can't blame the paps for the Vanity Fair spread or all of the stories about private family life that they dish out to the press every time they have a movie out. Brad even published private family photos when he was doing press for Benjamin Button. What was the point of that if not PR? And don't come back with "Oh, they were just sharing". That's total bullshit. You can share without exploiting. And these two EXPLOIT.
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Amen! Big time exploitation. "Oh, our kids love being in Japan". Really,bitch? You and your goat can't even sell a movie by yourself. You need to use your kids to get people interested in what you do. Sadly, at this point these two have nothing going on for them but the kids. With their looks being gone and never having any talent, their props are the only guarantee of a decent paycheck.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 9:14am.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 9:09am.
Lady Z, Queen Z????? are you people fucking serious?
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I, for one, was being entirely serious. Respect the Z.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 9:09am.
Lady Z, Queen Z????? are you people fucking serious?
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I, for one, was being entirely serious. Respect the Z.
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Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 11:14pm.
I dont think they whore out the kids at all. You never see any of the kids speak infront of the camera, nor do they have any music albums or star in any movies.
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They are being whored out for their parents' careers, not their own. You don't need an album or an interview in order to be used as a prop. The fact is no one uses their kids more for PR than these two because the family is part of the brand. Angelina even had them pose with her in Vanity Fair last month. If they weren't using them for PR she would have NEVER done that. Kids deserve some privacy. You can't blame the paps for the Vanity Fair spread or all of the stories about private family life that they dish out to the press every time they have a movie out. Brad even published private family photos when he was doing press for Benjamin Button. What was the point of that if not PR? And don't come back with "Oh, they were just sharing". That's total bullshit. You can share without exploiting. And these two EXPLOIT.
Lady Z, Queen Z????? are you people fucking serious?
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 11:14pm.
I dont think they whore out the kids at all. You never see any of the kids speak infront of the camera, nor do they have any music albums or star in any movies.
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That's because these kids are always on the move and changing countries/time zones so they don't have any time to develop any performing talent. They live in jet lag world. I haven't seen any celebukid speak in front of the camera except those fug Willis girls and the obnoxious Smith kids.
Vivienne always looks scared. Maddox is entering that awkward teenager phase.
Jon Voight has some strong ass genes.
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Actually, Seinfeld said that 95 % of the population is ugly.
Seinfeld: "Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's a leper colony down there."
Louis-Dreyfus: "So, basically, what you're saying is 95 percent of the population is un-date-able?"
Seinfeld: "Un-date-able!"
Louis-Dreyfus: "Then how are all these people getting together?"
Seinfeld: "Alcohol."
Submitted by Machiavelli Houdini on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:05am.
Submitted by BuBBLeGuMpiiNk on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:00am.
90% of the world (and I am being 'generous') are considered 'unfortunate looking'.
If alcohol weren't involved, nobody would procreate without the beer goggles.
If you are part of the fortunate 10%, count yourself lucky.
She would probably be cuter if her eyes weren't so huge.Oh and I Don't consider myself to be one of those lucky few either lol.
I like her.
Submitted by Machiavelli Houdini on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:18am.
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I like Seinfeld and I watched many episodes,but I dont recall hearing anything like that. Oh well......
Submitted by Allessandra on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:11am.
I guess I should have used a /sarc tag. The 90% figure is loosely based on a hilarious Seinfeld episode::
http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/wink.htm
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Submitted by Machiavelli Houdini on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:05am.
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I dont think that 90% are unfortunate looking, not that many.
I think Zahara is model material, she probably gonna grow up to be tall and very slender.
Knox is also cute.
Submitted by BuBBLeGuMpiiNk on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:00am.
90% of the world (and I am being 'generous') are considered 'unfortunate looking'.
If alcohol weren't involved, nobody would procreate without the beer goggles.
If you are part of the fortunate 10%, count yourself lucky.
I'm sorry but I think Zahara is unfortunate looking.
Special needs Brad is the ugliest fugger of the whole clan anyhow. All of the wee ones look good by comparison to Daddy derp.
Zahara is already bitchin' fierce and she's going to rock the super-model world when she hits her gorgeous teens.
Those big, innocent, limpid pools of pure hatred for all things Paparazzi totally melt me and I hope she turns those fuckers to stone like a black, angry Medusa.
*snaps for you, lil' Zahara*
@Bjork
Me? A buzz wrecker? How dare you!!
*flounces out of thread*
Buzz wrecker.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 11:06pm.
I think Z. is one lucky little girl.
The kid's got the life of Riley.
And again I observe that there are arguments on this thread aswell, it isnt always me, some of you just love to argue.
I think Shiloh and Z are really cute and although Im gonna get stoned for this, I dont think they whore out the kids at all. You never see any of the kids speak infront of the camera, nor do they have any music albums or star in any movies.
I think Z. is one lucky little girl.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 7:32pm.
I love Zahara's stink eye. The kid can throw one from any angle - pure genius.
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That being said, this is the first pic of Bradley in a looong time that didn't make me (a) itch or (b) wanna punch the uber-douchery outta my screen.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 7:32pm.
I love Zahara's stink eye. The kid can throw one from any angle - pure genius.
It really is amazing!
Proof once again, that BRAND-gelina drag these poor props out every time they have a movie to promote. Is it really necessary to drag six small children all the way to Japan for TWO DAYS just to sell "Moneyball"? Jesus Christ they have no fucking shame.
"I'd never tell a kid they looked funny or ugly, with the exception of those smug ass Will and Smith kids. They need to be taken down a few pegs."
bambam, that made me cackle out loud.
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Submitted by Marla1979 on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 6:34pm.
Everyone that says Queen Z is meaning or spoiled need to STFU right now.
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I gave up on your post from that first sentence alone. Only a moron calls a 5 year old a Queen. Like Katie Holmes and her "Suri is an amazing woman" at age 3.
bah.
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I'm all by myself
As I've always felt
I'll betray myself
To anyone, lost, anyone but you
-Smashing Pumpkins
Zahara is in my very thoughts and soul with those piercing eyes.
I like Lady Z. She's too smart for that ilk.
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i thought it was a max in where the wild things are kind of thing.
love me a silly hat/hood.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 4:18pm.
I love the little one's Viking Snuggie.
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I love Zahara's stink eye. The kid can throw one from any angle - pure genius.
I've had the most horrible experiences with Ethiopians. I don't think they are pretty but then I find the most awkward looking guy irresistible, so who I am to judge?
I dislike this people. PERIOD.
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Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 5:05pm.
Tristan, I miss you :(
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Me too! He was the most beautiful man in the world as Tristan in "Legends of the fall". Great acting also! All that angst....
Everyone that says Queen Z is meaning or spoiled need to STFU right now. The common characteristic of paparazzo pics of celeb kids are that the kids may appear defensive or startled in most of the pics. That's because grown-ass men and women who are basically strangers are screaming their name and snapping unwanted pictures. So everyone, give the little ones a break. Admonish their parents for whatever reason but don't judge these little kids. Especially the ones that have not reached the age of reason.
BTW, Michael K I really love the posts your write about the holy family. This family rocks and I am glad you rarely make fun of the kids and direct all criticism to Brad and Angie.
Peace and love,
Marla1979
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:40pm.
There's a difference between commenting and telling other people what they should and should not say.
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Brad Pitt looks like an old, gay and jowly Kurt Cobain
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Tristan, I miss you :(
Lovely loving family with adorable kids. Keep hating. LOL
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 3:36pm.
Ok, you win. The twin girl does not look downsy she is just ugly as hell.
Zahara is average looking and never smiles.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 3:44pm.
@Irish Fury: The girl in the front w/the pink stuffed whatever it is...wow homegirl "Z" throwing shade and will cutta bitch.
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Well, if she's going to cutta bitch, you better watch your back!
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I love the little one's Viking Snuggie.