Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This newcomer is hunky and talented and has landed at least two very desirable lead roles in the past two years. While they may not have been huge box-office successes, they definitely gave him a higher profile in the industry.

His publicists are having a problem with him, though. He started out his career as an openly gay man. And now they are having problems pushing him back into the closet. After all, how can he land the big action leads if people know he’s gay? So, he’s been given a beard, and recent interviews have contained awkward snippets of him talking about his relationships with women, and the kinds of things he does to impress his dates. Um, sure. (Blind Gossip)

Luke Evans? Exhibit: A.

If this is about Luke and he does want to reserve a ticket back to the closet, then he should just do the opposite of what that crazy rugby player did. You know, that straight rugby player who says he had a stroke and it shook a taste for peen into his being. Luke should say he slipped, hit his head and it knocked the dick off of his brain and now he’s totally straight! Everybody would believe that.

This well known actor from the Twilight franchise is set to come out. He wanted to do it in this round of press tours but is being pressured to wait until the final installment tour. (CDAN)

Taylor Lautner’s coming out party would make hundreds of prospective beards cry and I don’t think he’s ready to do that, so this is not happen. I say it’s one of the other woofs.

This teen heartthrob recently spent the night hanging out at a club in Los Angeles. Not a big deal, since he broke up with his girlfriend months ago. While everyone wanted to dance with him, he quickly zeroed in on one particular tall willowy blond, and the two spent a good part of the evening dancing and grinding together. He wound up taking the lucky one home, presumably for a romantic night together. Did we mention that this was a gay club, and that the blond was another guy? The heartthrob’s ex-girlfriend would not be surprised at all about this, nor would she care. She’s already moved on to her next beard. (Blind Gossip)

Joe Jonas?

Which popular, tattooed, gay reality show star insists on staying in the closet and even introduces his partner as his “stylist”? The only problem is that the hunk’s hairdresser boyfriend tells EVERYONE who his famous beau is! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Well, if I hold this blind item down in a tub of wishful thinking, it screams out the name, “NICK SIMMONS!”