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Khloe looks nothing like Robert K's other kids and now her idiot mother explains why. They are so fucking stupid yet the public is even dumber to make them millionaires. The rumors I read were that she was with Jenner but she doesnt look like his kids at all, they are tall but not Chynna-like.

I meant, can I do the guy in the Blind Items post? derp.

rdeadline - SAY IT AINT SO!!! Our Kim would never pull a morally bankrupt stunt queen move like that.

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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

This is an interview with Kim K's expublicist.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/10/kim-kardashian-wedding-a-_n_108...

UBF - unfortunately I have had the exact opposite experience with VS bras. They fell apart, stretched out, and started to pill almost immediately after I got them; and I washed them in a garment bag on gentle cycle (I share a bathroom with two other studnets...no way in hell I'm using the sink!). I get bras now at Gap Body, which makes nice pushups and padded ones for small bewbs like mine.

I don't know who the guy in the pic is but can I do him right now? Thanks.

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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

That shit with Pimp mom Kris is more common than you'd think. I had a friend back in highschool who got pregnant, well we were hangin out one day and walked pass this dudes house and she told me he was the father of her unborn child even though she was dating someone else who she eventually married. Flash forward 10 years and this kid looks nothing like the others she had with this guy and she tries to convince me all her kids are his like I forgot what she said 10 years earlier....bitch, I'm human, I'm capable of remembering shit from 10 years ago and that aint his child eventhough you convinced him it was...

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I learned the hard way....not all vaginal washes take care of feminine odor...

I disagree that Winslet wins over Tyler. That weird breast-outlining thing really looks unattractive on Winslet, and the color washes her out. Winslet's color is much better, and she doesn't have a visible breast outline.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

I love me some VS underwear. Not that PINK shit. But the bras last forever. The panties i get cheap at the VS outlet , 10 panties for 25 bucks.And i have no problem spending 60 bucks on a bra, if that sucker lasts forever. Now the models in the catalog i had in the mail yesterday looked starved (strangely enough, not the ones in the underwear section, but the one in the clothes part of the catalog.)

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Speaking of lingerie:

1. Daffy's sometimes has awesome lingerie deals. One time I scored some Chantal Thomass bra/panty sets for $30 at their SoHo store. Insanely beautiful and topnotch quality.

2. Has anyone tried those pearl thongs?

CTH: Yeah, I bought some good stuff from the VS catalog about 15 years ago, too! We were going to Barbados and got a buttload of awesome "resort" stuff for damn cheap and it was mostly pretty good quality! I finally wore out the espadrilles I bought for $5 (I bought a bunch of colors) last summer.

The cosmically cool Michael K. wrote:

The Victoria's Secret fashion show looked like an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race took out of a mob of child beauty queens before crashing into a candy rave.

I ask:

Do you mean this fucking candy?

@TM - Yep, might as well.

WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK

Submitted by Mama Bear on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 5:18pm.
I agree with everyone about the VS downgrade.

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So do I. I can remember when VS was a few tiny boutiques in San Francisco. It didn't become a mall shop until The Gap bought it.Some of the underwear is as cheap as Frederick's of Hollywood now.

Some of the clothing in the catalogue is pretty nice. Definitely worth buying if deeply discounted.

Lou Ferrigno. Of course! Well, I'm glad THAT mystery is finally solved!

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Sure Kris, make everyone think Khloé really isn't a Kardashian.

OMG, you gals, I remember the VS stores of old, too. They were classy with soft classical music playing, and the lingerie was really exquisite. Now the stores look so lurid and I also cannot stand that Pink line -- the teens wearing that shit may as well walk around with shit that says "pussy" on their clothing, don't ya think?

I agree with everyone about the VS downgrade. Back in the early 90's I used to buy nice bra and panties sets with the matching garterbelts. I used to have some of the silk gowns too and some very nice jammies. Now the whole store looks like tacky study wear for the freshman dorm. I hate seeing a grown woman walking around in rolled down shorts with the word PINK across her ass.

Hekki and DDT: Yes, that is the VS I remember. Classy, tasteful, like a little bit of luxury in the middle of your mall. I had several teddies, bra and panty sets, tap pants, chemises from there, all very silky and nice. I went in their retail store last year and was horrified at the general fratgirl/girls gone wild-ness of it now. Like a store for Mardi Gras hookers. I got my wedding underthings from there, FFS!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 4:38pm.

LOL @ MK's description of the VS fashion show.

Victoria's Secret is absolute shit these days. It's all day-glo polyester crap. (My junk needs to BREATHE or it gets rank!) Tacky and ugly.

Years ago it was a sort of luxurious treat to buy a little bra/panty set there, and you could get a nice silk nightie. I'm talking 10, 15 years ago. I used to LOVE their bodysuits, which I would wear instead of a bra/panty set (my boobs didn't need the support then *sigh*) and they just had better merchandise. There was a small perfume/body lotion line. Now it's half the store, that smelly shit, with the gaudy cosmetics always half price and half-used.

That place is a chav shitshow now.

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LOL @ chav shitshow.

I'm on the fence about their merchandise. I've bought a lot of clothing from their catalog recently, but ONLY when it's highly discounted (like CTH says) and when there are additional offers like free shipping, etc. Once you start buying a few things, they spam you like crazy with catalogs and emails. I literally get catalogs in the mail EVERY DAY.

The quality is hit-or-miss. Some of it is cheaply made, other items are quite durable. But all of the clothes are quite stylish (for my taste).

The retail shops are a different story altogether. I remember back when their stores used to be small, intimate, dimly lit, romantic, classical music piped in... Classy yet erotic. As a younger DDT, whenever I had a really 'hot date,' I would trek to the mall, go in there and buy something. The whole thing felt very... special. It made me feel like a "mature," full-fledged woman, and I liked that.

Now, it IS a chav shitshow. Bright lights, loud music, cheap sprays & makeup, that horrible PINK line. (Talk about the sexualization of youngsters! One can write a thesis paper on that.)

I still buy underwear there when it's on sale... lol. But it's definitely not the same.

Regarding the pic above, Adriana and the others are sure looking slim & trim. (i.e. gaunt & malnourished). The diet is working!

WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK

I betcha that stupid-ass chicks like LeAnn, Lindsay, and Britney will use Miss Piggy like they do Marilyn Monroe and try to emulate her.

Who the fuck gets this excited over lingerie? Gimme a break. It doesn't stay on long enough.

I would also add that I agree that back in the day at least you knew Tyra and the crew were wearing the VShit for real. You know those bitches on that catwalk wear LaPerla as soon as they change out of that nylapoly shit. Dang, I'll stick with the commando I usually do and cotton undies when it's that time o'the month! (Because Hekki is right, junk needs to breathe!)

Like would any of you whores wear any of that? Shit, I've seen better, trashier stuff at a Marshalls and have bought it and worn it.

Submitted by sweet_b on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 4:29pm.

I had two babies and never touched myself like that. If anything, I'd rest my hands on the top of my stomach.

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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.

Lol at Hekki's junk.

Yeah, probably 15+ years ago I used to love their silk pj's - the ones that had the little boxer short bottoms.

Remember their OLD catalogs? The bras and panties were so see-thru there was major nip and bush action, lol. My younger brother used to steal them from me.

Swift as entertainer of the year AGAIN? Come on, she didn't even do anything special this year. I don't have Taylor Swift but I really can't imagine that all those other artists didn't entertain better than her. Unless they mean entertainer in the tabloids because that girl dates within Hollywood and often.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 4:38pm.

fifteen years ago, which was the last time I brought the stuff, I got my shit from the catalogue which had mad sales on shit. if you were willing to buy some winter stuff in april, you could get stuff like at least seventy percent off, if not more.

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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 4:40pm.

What in the S&M Moulin Rouge neon hell is that?

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RIIIIIGHHHTTTT??? That's what I was thinking!

What in the S&M Moulin Rouge neon hell is that?

LOL @ MK's description of the VS fashion show.

Victoria's Secret is absolute shit these days. It's all day-glo polyester crap. (My junk needs to BREATHE or it gets rank!) Tacky and ugly.

Years ago it was a sort of luxurious treat to buy a little bra/panty set there, and you could get a nice silk nightie. I'm talking 10, 15 years ago. I used to LOVE their bodysuits, which I would wear instead of a bra/panty set (my boobs didn't need the support then *sigh*) and they just had better merchandise. There was a small perfume/body lotion line. Now it's half the store, that smelly shit, with the gaudy cosmetics always half price and half-used.

That place is a chav shitshow now.

The affair wasn't with a producer named "Ryan" but a wrestler named "Iron."

Pimp Mama Kris + The Iron Sheik = Khloe

The Iron Sheik gave Pimp Mama Kris the old Camel Clutch.

http://mimg.ugo.com/201007/50630/cuts/camel-clutch_288x288.jpg

Submitted by sweet_b on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 4:29pm.
I've never had a baby so maybe someone can answer this for me but why do all these pregnant celebs hold underneath their belly to show they are pregnant when they take a picture. Is that a natural reaction???

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I think it's because if they don't the fabric would just hang outwards and make them look shapeless and "bigger" than they want to look. I think it's just to make sure people know they are pregnant and not just gaining weight.

Gotta say, skip the overpriced bras and panties, but my velvet sweats from VS lasted for YEARS.
and I even got to see Anna Nicole Smith wearing the exact same outfit I had. Good times.

Blake lively is like watching paint dry..

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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.

I think we all knew Khloe was the odd man out (literally)

And THANK YOU Michael K for mentioning Nia Long....she is hands down the cutest pregnant lady EVER!!!!

I've never had a baby so maybe someone can answer this for me but why do all these pregnant celebs hold underneath their belly to show they are pregnant when they take a picture. Is that a natural reaction???

Submitted by ponchiks on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 4:06pm.

I was just thinking that. The fashion show used to be great when it was Giselle, Tyra, Naomi, and Heidi b/c they would wear the actual things that were sold in the stores/catalog/online...but I don't get these costumes.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 3:51pm.

Is that Adrienne Lima on the front right?

The one who constantly blows kisses to any camera she can find?

Her interview about working out twice a day, refusing solid foods for 9 days and allowing no water at all for 12 hours before the V.S. Show - all to look like this freak-ass bow-legged clown tranny. That's funny shit!

I think her ugly-ass husband sucked all the hot out of her.

Just heard Billy Crystal is going to host the Oscars.
~yawn~

Damn, the Oscars has jumped the shark.

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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11

I refuse to purchase any of Victoria Secret's overpriced, chealy made crapola.

Pimp Mama Kris knows she had many affairs. That's where Kim, Khloe and Kourtney came from. I've said it before but one more time with feeling:

Kim = pool boy's kid
Kourtney = gardener's kid
Khloe = mailman's kid

This totally makes sense on why Khloe doesn't look like the rest of the kids......
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VS had a bit of class back in my day (the 80's). No more.

What is the exact point of that VS fashion show? Not to sell underwear I hope, because that is some ugly ass shit that they are wearing there.

PSL
She was, I clicked on for about 10 mins last night and had the pleasure of seeing her present an award. I said the same to my husband ; what the hell is she doing there, she hasn;t had a song out in years!

She was absolutely skeletal looking.

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I have never watched a VS show, and never will.

Why was Leann at the CMAs? She hasn't recorded music in a decade.

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I'm all by myself
As I've always felt
I'll betray myself
To anyone, lost, anyone but you
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Is that Adrienne Lima on the front right?

The one who constantly blows kisses to any camera she can find?

Her interview about working out twice a day, refusing solid foods for 9 days and allowing no water at all for 12 hours before the V.S. Show - all to look like this freak-ass bow-legged clown tranny. That's funny shit!

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