Wednesday, November 9th 2011
Christopher Meloni Even Makes Empire State Building Statues Cum
And he so knows the power his hands hold. Look at him softly caress that statue's undercarriage too. The Empire State Building's no smoking policy is temporarily void today, because it's going need a few cigarettes after this.
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@Photo 08: Chris are you excited to see me or is that the Empire State Building you got in your pants.
Sexy, sexy, SEXY on a stick and not apologising for it! LOVES ME SOME HIM!
Without a doubt, Chris Meloni has a certain 'je-nai-sai-qois' (sp), a masculine, sexy swagger, but boy oh boy, he has major FIVE HEAD going on in these pics. Could you imagine if he and Riri mated?
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
Mmmm not feeling it.
scarf looks like toilet paper
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
If he was twenty years older, had some fuzz growing out of his ears and was drunk, he'd be a dead ringer for my friend's creepy stepfather.
Good news for Mrs. Patrick J. Campbell. I read that he was down for some real man-on-man action in the dressing room while working on that jail show.
I have a huge crush on Stabler, but not Meloni. If that makes sense.
Urrr he looks like daddy Lohan :s and I get acrophobia just from looking at the last pics
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She was also a 'raging nymphomaniac.'"
If there IS a GOD then....someday, somewhere....Chris WILL sit on our face!!!
Mmmmmeloni!
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RUSTY & CAPPY, vous nous manquez! Soyez gentils et donnez-nous de vos nouvelles!
His eyebrows need pruning.
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Just watched the latest SVU episode. It was pretty good. Good story line. The plot was usually the main thing sucking me in (did I say that?) on L&O. With the exception of Criminal Intent -- Vincent D'Onofrio. Loved his character.
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Submitted by gucci on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 9:21pm.
Yeah, not reading hot...from the pics above reading a little TOT (touch of 'tard)...Sorry, I don't know who this third shift elementary school janitor lookin' dude is, but...Hell Naw!
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Thank god I'm not the only one who sees the light!
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That's just becuz of the sleeves. With no sleeves he's hot as hell.
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Christopher Meloni Even Makes Empire State Building Statues Cum ....
and he's not ashamed to know it!
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Yeah, not reading hot...from the pics above reading a little TOT (touch of 'tard)...Sorry, I don't know who this third shift elementary school janitor lookin' dude is, but...Hell Naw!
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Thank god I'm not the only one who sees the light! Now let me say something kind: he may not have the looks but hes a good actor and if he lands another tv series I would defiantly watch. He has an edge.
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 8:58pm.
Who dresses him? Stevie Wonder?
LOL! That scarf! Is that a velvet jacket?
Who dresses him? Stevie Wonder?
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Yeah, the scarf and the 'stache (hopefully that's just for a role) have to go. But still, yes yes yes yes yes, without hesitation. He is the HAWTNESS.
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
He could look like his Freakshow character and I'd still hit it, but there's 3 things throwing me off: (1) the brown shoes, (2) that scarf and (3) the beginning of a full-blown porn star mustache. What's up with that shit?
Blerg. He is gross to me, and--yes, I've said this so many times, but still--he looks like the Sesame Street puppet, Guy Smiley. *Gags*
Glass of water for Twat Muffin!
*said in Mr. Humphries voice and wondering if anyone will get it*
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Dark-sided!
IF -- OMG, you know my panties are ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil_Cupcake -- so you ex-bf looks like him? Is the ex-bf still single???
The sick things I would do to this man! I'd hit it over & over and let him do sick things to me I'd never let anyone else do! I am dying over here!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Twat putting out flames & wringing out panties*
I have always found him insanely hot and sexy--and he was hilarious as Freakshow in the original Harold & Kumar.
But lose the facial hair, please!
i never understood his appeal. to me he looks like one of those guys you'd see working in an auto body shop in long island.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Yes Ma'am...all day every day,five times sideways. I've always had the hots for Det. Stabler and I recently quit watching SVU once I found out he wasn't returning,so I have no idea how the show is doing and don't care. Yes,his hair was obviously painted on during the show,but his balding sexy a** could still get it. ;-)
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Ahhh...Chris Meloni. I've got a "chung-chunnnggg!" for him riiiiight here...
:-P
Speaking of SVU: In case you didn't think it was possible to say "Law & Order" and "Sesame Street" in the same sentence...
http://youtu.be/5121VjLwqZM
(sorry, keep having to edit due to crappy typing)
For the love of god replace Meloni with Lee Tergesen/Tobias Beecher on SVU. Meloni can make a guest appearance where he shows him how to frisk a perp.
Sorry, I meant season 2 ep.5. Or you can google "beecher and keller wresting".
Long long ago, I used to think I was the only person in the world to find the guy on Law and Order insanely attractive, finding out so many people were in the same opinion as me is a little disheartening for some reason
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I learned the hard way....not all vaginal washes take care of feminine odor...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 6:30pm.
Yeah, not reading hot...from the pics above reading a little TOT (touch of 'tard)...Sorry, I don't know who this third shift elementary school janitor lookin' dude is, but...Hell Naw!
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GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLL NO YOU DINIT!!! DAMN!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 6:42pm.
LOL
That movie was PORN to me. my hubby at the time loved me watching it cause he knew he would get LAID.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Oh Yes!!! any day, any time!
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Russell Crowe in Gladiator was the SECKS. I totally would have done a three-way with him and Joaquin Phoenix.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 6:39pm.
Jesus. I'd turn in to a Paris Kardashian in about two weeks....
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 6:35pm.
You should (if you haven't already) spend some time in Louisiana. That dark hair/blue eyed combo is everywhere. Plus the accents. *SWOOOON*
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I would fuck him stupid.
my whole, " thing for big men with black hair and blue eyes" is just clanging like a firebell right now.....
Russell Crowe in Gladiator, Gerard Butler and that hot piece that lucky bitch Anniston is banging.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Eh. Jon Hamm is hotter.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Yeah, not reading hot...from the pics above reading a little TOT (touch of 'tard)...Sorry, I don't know who this third shift elementary school janitor lookin' dude is, but...Hell Naw!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
HELLO Daddy. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
YUM!
Grrrrrrr
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That peen needs some Miracle-Gro! - Bwhit19964
Submitted by vegetablelollipop on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 5:38pm.
Oh my. As always, I marvel at the elasticity of the human body.
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
Sweet Georgia peaches, this man is FINE!
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
More of this, MK, more of this! I have idea how someone with disappearing hair can be so sexay.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
I REALLY want to stroke his..um.... jacket, yeah his jacket. :::drool:::
Everytime I've had handcuffs put on me, I closed my eyes and pretended the cop looked like Christopher Meloni.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 5:17pm.
That show has the major suckage going on these days.
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Thought I'm still watching, I hate SVU now that he's gone. Now they've got Liv angry, explosive and generally off the rails (which comes off as so fake and out of character), all setting the stage for her having a big meltdown and leaving the show. At least we've still got Ice-T...lol.
Twat Muffin will think she has died and gone to heaven when she sees this.
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Dark-sided!
OZ, season 2 ep 2.
VROOM VROOOOOMMMMMMMM
No clue who this is and I'm sure he's like 3x my age, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck he's so sexy.
Submitted by gucci on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 5:38pm.
he just doesn't get me going at all.
Don't worry. He gets me going enough for the both of us.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
@suckandfuck:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you make me laugh so hard sometimes...