Afternoon Crumbs

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux will pay for this dearly since they very well know that Maddox has permanent custody of the color black – Lainey Gossip

Tyler Perry should fire Kim Kardashian and only because I hear she’s supposed to play a woman with an actual job. That is some “no experiences to draw from” shit right there – The Superficial

Why am I picturing Tommy Girl on a balcony proclaiming “I love to dance!” ala Nicole Kidman in that Chanel commercial? – Celebitchy

Chuy, come wrangle up Chelsea Handler’s camel toe – Hollywood Tuna

Marcus Bachmann prays the penguin gay away – Towleroad

Kelsey Grammer is sucking the youth right out of his new wife – ICYDK

If jeans can catch the clap, then Shakira’s jeans definitely caught that shit from rolling around on Hollywood Blvd. – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Amber Heard’s back > Johnny Depp’s back – Popoholic

31 pictures of George Clooney thinking about farts – The Berry

And all I see are Mimi’s Hello Titties – Just Jared

Joe Jonas trying to out-pretty all those basic hos – Popsugar

Rest in peace, Bil Keane – The Daily What

Lauren Conrad is bearding til she makes it – I’m Not Obsessed

Ninja dodgeball – Cityrag

Hilary Duff still has a case of the babies, in case you were wondering – Hollywood Rag

Daniel Tosh is looking to replace Daniel Tosh – SOW

WHOA! is the new BOO! – Videogum