Open Post: Hosted By Mickey Rourke
It's not every day that we're blessed with the image of Mickey Rourke wearing your memaw's favorite Ann Taylor Loft sunglasses, so we should take it in the same way the inside of his lips took in whatever his filler of choice is.
Looking sharp as three kinds of fuck in an ensemble usually worn by the bouncer of a gay mafia club, Mickey and his piece Anastassija Makarenko puckered for his fans at the premiere of Immortals 3D in Hollywood last night. Mickey's daily beauty regimen involves exfoliating the rock formations on his face with a sandpaper block before moisturizing with terra cotta-colored wet concrete and he should add one more thing to that. Mickey should dab a little grease from his locks on his freshly plumped and desert dry lips. Lips that resemble raw grey prawns should always look like they're greased up and ready for the skillet!
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I love that he continues to morph frequently.
M.E., I feel you. When I logged off yesterday everything was peaceful. I wish Cappy didn't go.
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Dog - seems like I miss all the scandalous shit now that I don't post as much.
I hope Cappy didn't leave.
@M.E.
*scratches head*
F*cked if I know. I hope it isn't true about Cappy!! :-(
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WTF happened in here yesterday?
Cappy deleted her account?!?!?! WTF happened? :-(
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 9:00pm.
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Damn EZ, I'm glad you're around. Sometimes you bring up music I'd long forgotten. Nobody in my hood was listening to stuff like this and I actually felt isolated liking this stuff. Rod Stewart was the shit in his early days
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sorry, i missed this last night... thanks, bam.
he did do the do well back in the day, didn't he?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA35QhHG3Rk
my sister would be proud of me for posting two Rod Stewart songs in a 24 hour space, but... we won't admit that to her, right?... ssshhhh!!... heeheeheee!
good morning, all!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:00pm.
For UBF:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs&feature=pyv&ad=5937662542&kw=...
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Das Boot Beer man for Das Hot Slut of Das Day. :P
That was funny and sorta gross (the butter, ewww, lol).
Please tell me that the Cappy thing is a false alert?! O.K., here goes:
RUSTY & CAPPY, vous nous manquez! Soyez gentils et donnez-nous de vos nouvelles!
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 9:32pm.
lol Bjork Mickey is no mouse.. kinda like I'm not ready for vegetablelolilpop's hatred of Material Girl.
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That was crazy, like some mad, hormonal "Real Housewives Reunion" specials mixed in with "Saw" and some bad acid.
'Anus pink' lipstick,haha.I wonder if there's gonna be a shade called 'difficult brown'
Oops double post,sorry
*deep inhale*... *exhale*... oh yeah... this is where i belong...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsH4CrwExCQ
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ssshhhh!... i was never here, o.k.?...
just need to put this here, and i'll quietly walk away...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFpKzNyddA0&feature=related
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Well, hum, Mickey R. is looking wonderfully embaulmed today. He ranks right up there with this guy:
http://www.younilife.com/node/1177/
Bonsoir!
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Ladies (or actually dimwitted girls), when you where that hideous pale white pink lipstick that is now known as "Anus pink" to dlisted regulars, this is what you fucking look like. Mickey Rourke...the bad version. Fucking idiots.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
If things weren't bad enough, I have that Shake Whine and Roll song stuck in my head. Help.
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I always am close to fainting when I bleed, its awfull, even when I get blood taken out by a doc or so. Wasnt like that as a kid tho.
Thanks Webber!
Gross! I HATE the sight of blood. Big baby that way. I can handle my own kids if it's an emergency, but can't even watch my own blood being drawn. You know to use cold water to clean up, right? Hot water will cook the blood in to stain. Like I said, gross! ;). Glad all is OK, though.
Hoarders was so bad this week I cleaned my whole house all day today. Ack! That mom was terrible!
What's up sluts?
No stitches...it was near the surface but it might have hit a vein.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 9:00pm.
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Damn EZ, I'm glad you're around. Sometimes you bring up music I'd long forgotten. Nobody in my hood was listening to stuff like this and I actually felt isolated liking this stuff. Rod Stewart was the shit in his early days
Submitted by Webberbear on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 9:56pm.
No...it was cut near the ankle...so standing up with the all the pressure and it started gushing out like a mini fire hydrant!
Mani,
Was it a hand wound? Those and facial cuts always bleed so well. No stitches needed?
*pogo sticks back into thread*
I just had to deal with someone accidentally cutting themselves at the house. Lot's of blood,hysteria,gauze and a little tape...good as new!
lol Bjork Mickey is no mouse.. kinda like I'm not ready for vegetablelolilpop's hatred of Material Girl.
I've got a senior outdoor cat, who not only refuses to potty anywhere but outside, she's never coughed up anything in the house in her life. Loves my independent old lady! <3
Daughter starts in with orthodontics tomorrow. Is it wrong to give a 14 year old my Oxycontin? Lol...
I dress way to old for my age, I love the classic style but it makes me look older. I dont know how to dress young without looking slutty.
I didndt read any of the comments btw...
"Far less disgusting than some humans I could name...By your definition, all human children should be abandoned in the woods....If you don't like cats, don't own one, asshole, but don't pretend your shit doesn't stink just because you flush it."
a)no, my HOUSE doesn't stink because i flush it ... "asshole".
b) you could name your humans but it doesn't bother me because i probably don't know them, so threaten someone else with that reveal ... "asshole".
c) by my definition, no wait YOUR definition you are the get-a-fuckin-life malcontent for taking a humorous observation not only too seriously but personally as well.
and you're fucking dumbass to say i don't like cats.
-if you have to distort shit that bad to make a point then MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE.
it's fucking funny because we don't put up with shitting like that even from dogs.
no pet gets away with what cats do.
dogs get papers when they are puppies.
rodents make tiny pellets so it negated.
cats take righteous stinky dumps in the middle of everywhere.
a kid shits in his diapers and we say "ewww" and clean it up prompt.
a cat shits, pisses and shits and pisses before a litter box is changed.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related
done and gone for a bit, folks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdDyf0DmJ3M
see ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 8:54pm.
damn people... having kids to read to, and such... my cat never asks me to read to her... just sayin'!... HA!
night, momma!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Wowl - becky is a typical aussie, just like mel gibson.
Always starting crap to draw attention to themselves! *smh*
Becky ----> ♥ ♥ ♥
I'm out. Gotta get my rest. Nite all!
*hands ESE and extension for his BMI tool*
Hee.hee. I liked the damn yankees until I remembered that I hate ted nugget with all my soul! I hope this does not harm our relationship, ESE. If it helps; Tommy from styxx is the hawtness.
I am off to read my son Sylvia jean scout supreme...don't ask. Dolly Parton sent it to him from her Imagination Library collection.
*hums too much time on my hands*
Night loves!
*stands up and the gravity swing throws ESE from couch!* ahahahahahahaa!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 8:42pm.
HAHA!... *brandishes BMI indicator*... nah, you're good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtGB0eJwmcY
yeah, it's "hair band", but... wait a second!... look, i don't have to explain my logic to you folks, alright!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
So Cap6 is gone now? Talk about revolving doors!
At least I always come back as myself...this is getting a little weird!
ESE, is that a fat joke?! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?????
ooooohhhhhh.u.r.soooooooooo.re-fuckin'-ported.
*scoots over just a little...to the LEFT!*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 8:36pm.
*watches with ESE...while waiting for cappy*
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move a lil to the right... i need more space on the couch... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Night UBF, and Momus!
Hey ESE!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
see ya, UBF!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
G'night Momus and UBF! :)
*watches with ESE...while waiting for cappy*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Looking at what's happened to him over the years, really gives me the sads.
He was my dream guy back in the 80's.
what a heartbreaker.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 8:34pm.
Happy Birthday to everybody whose birthday is not today!
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and to you too, Manny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5FC6E5Gh4E
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
LOL @ Manimal!!
Happy Birthday to everybody whose birthday is not today!
I am out, i can barely keep my eyes open. Love ya`ll!!
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 8:29pm.
Goodnight everyone.
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night, Momus.
what?... i know that i'm just watching, but i still have manners, folks!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Goodnight everyone.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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