Open Post: Hosted By Mickey Rourke
It's not every day that we're blessed with the image of Mickey Rourke wearing your memaw's favorite Ann Taylor Loft sunglasses, so we should take it in the same way the inside of his lips took in whatever his filler of choice is.
Looking sharp as three kinds of fuck in an ensemble usually worn by the bouncer of a gay mafia club, Mickey and his piece Anastassija Makarenko puckered for his fans at the premiere of Immortals 3D in Hollywood last night. Mickey's daily beauty regimen involves exfoliating the rock formations on his face with a sandpaper block before moisturizing with terra cotta-colored wet concrete and he should add one more thing to that. Mickey should dab a little grease from his locks on his freshly plumped and desert dry lips. Lips that resemble raw grey prawns should always look like they're greased up and ready for the skillet!