Meanwhile, The Other Child Army Stomps Into Tokyo

November 8, 2011 / Posted by:

As the Duggars prepare to enlist their 20th baby soldier, St. Angie Jo and Brad Pitt shuffled their boutique-sized child army through Tokyo’s Haneda International Airport today. They’re all there to boost the Japanese economy by buying toys and art supplies every single day while Brad does the promotion thing for that Moneyball movie. FYI: Brad is the big one wearing all black who looks like a living interpretive art piece of Jessica Biel wearing her beard.

Besides Cheer for Darks laundry detergent, the most used item in the Brangelina household is obviously a skinny comb for side parting their hair. A family that side parts together, stays together, I guess. Zahara and Maddox are the true vanguards here since they refuse to surrender to the side part. When they’re all in front of the communional bathroom mirror, Maddox probably declares all of them sheep by “baaaahing” at them when they side part their hair as he cuts his bangs with scissors and a protractor.

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