FREE MICHELLE DUGGAR'S UTERUS!!!!
This morning as I hooked my arm veins up to an IV drip full of coffee I turned on Today, as I do every day, and heard the dreaded words from Ann Curry that make pussies cringe and wombs shrivel: "The Duggars have a big announcement to make!" A big announcement from the Duggars would be that they are finally retiring her war-torn, tortured womb and tucking it into a retirement home in Boca where all things BABY!!! are banned. But that is obviously not part of God's plan. God continues to hate Michelle Duggar's uterus and is wreaking havoc on it yet again, because she announced that her 45-year-old ass is knocked up with the 20th member of her holy child army. That haunting cry you hear echoing through Michelle's vagina hangar is her uterus chanting to the menopause angel to please come and put it out of its sad misery.
The professional BABY!!! hoarders said that Michelle's party bus snatch is dismissed from the labor room this time around, because she's going to have a scheduled C-section in April for the first time in her history of shooting out children. That's because, Michelle almost birthed her way to death while giving birth to their 19th kid two Decembers ago. 1-year-old Josie was born three months premature, because Michelle was diagnosed with preeclampsia and the condition threatened the lives of her and her daughter.
When Ann Curry asked, "Um. Bitch, your uterus fell out THREE FUCKING TIMES! It did the Tandi Iman Dupree three times! Isn't that a sign from the lord above that your uterus is hurtin' and it's time to let it go? Can't Jim Bob bust a nut into the soap pot from now on?!", Michelle said that they will keep having children for as long as God wants.
This is jizz-worthy news for the polo shirt industry, but Christ on a crying cooch. Michelle Duggar's head gives birth to a gorgeous fall of crunchy curls and a wave of luscious bangs every morning. Isn't that enough for her?
They really need to name their 20th child JooKnowYouNeedToStop.
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The Duggars are friends with the Bates. The Bates have 18 kids & counting. At least their kids have names that start with diff letters.
I was surprised that there are more people out there who have these giant sized families.
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The Duggar kids are mostly bland/unattractive looking. Def no supermodel in sight.
I hope Michele doesn't die having kid #20.
Cuz if she does Jim B will remarry a 20 year old who will give him 12+ kids.
So what if Michelle dies during the pregnancy or the birth and leaves a nest of kids motherless, I mean it's all about the Quiverfull isn't it JimBob. Why they are on TLC is anyone's guess since they belong to a cult, the same one Paula Yates husband believed in and even though the doctors told her husband she shouldn't have more children as she became psychotic with post partum, damn that modern medicine and now there are 5 dead kids. These people are dangerous and use women as breeders, whether they die or have so many kids they can't possibly mother them all it's all about crazy Biblical quantity. Let's put them on TV as a stunt family and give them lot's of money so they can encourage other men who love the idea of holding a woman's uterus hostage for over 2 decades a road map to abuse of women and kids. This is nothing but disgusting. Isn't the littlest one still sick and in crisis going to the hospital regularly? Maybe they can throw the defective one out in the trash or let one of the dogs raise it.
Anyone who defends this needs to do some real soul searching about what a mother child bond is, and how this woman hasn't had one with the last 15 kids, who are mini parents whether they are good at it or competent at 10 to be rearing a sibling losing their own childhoods in the process of their selfish cultish parents. Hate them.
"Also they are ugly."
Excellent point.
When you are projectile birthing out behbeys at the speed of light they better be gorgeous or gorgeously styled. Sadly the Duggars are neither. Mariah and Nick need to get on this right away to compensate for the fug.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 8:06pm.
Selfless? What the fuck are you smoking? Last time I checked, spitting out kids and then forcing your older ones to raise them is pretty fucking selfish. Also they are ugly.
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Agree with you completely here while wondering to myself if the pro-Duggar posters are being ironic and I'm just too drunk to notice.
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How can they afford to raise all those kids? What does Jim Bob do for a living anyway? Is he independently wealthy or is this another family that the taxpayers are forced to support?
How do they pay for their child army? By whoring them out on national television. Classy. I hope for the baby's sake it is healthy, but at 45 (and after a previous complicated birth) I don't think it's likely. What about the risk for Down Syndrome, in addition to every other complication. What does she care about though? That responsibility would just be passed onto the older girls anyway...
Accidental double post...
Selfless? What the fuck are you smoking? Last time I checked, spitting out kids and then forcing your older ones to raise them is pretty fucking selfish. Also they are ugly.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
It makes me kinda sad people hate these people so much. Damn them and their charity work, their debt-free lifestyle, their attractive and well-behaved children, their loving marriage and their selfless faithfulness. Clearly they are a pox upon our culture!
Oh yes, if the baby dies it will be "God's will" and then they will resume fucking. Some people are just so goddamn stupid and selfish there are no words.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I don't know if someone else said this already, my attention span's shot, but the world population just hit 7 billion. Which is a shitload. Kids are starving, people are out of work, resources are dwindling. If Duggar's vagina is under God's control, then God has some explaining to do.
do these people contribute anything to society besides eating mass loads of food and getting fat and uglier and becoming an epitomy of western greed by popping out babies for publicity, whilst children in the horn of africa starve to death??
its not like they are fucking attractive anyway... at least if you're attractive your kids are attractive but the apple doesnt fall far from the tree and these kids are gonna end up fugly like mum and dad....so great! thanks for bringing more ugly people into the world,thats all we need.
Stoney - And you know she's going to say it was the Lord's will or some shit if the unthinkable happens.
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I seriously doubt this kid is going to make it. It might be a terrible thing to say, but I'm sure that she has had many doctors tell her that it is too risky to keep having more children. Her last one was three months premature for a reason. The reason being that her womb is no longer a fit place for a baby to be grown in for nine months. I predict that after her stillbirth there will be a major backlash against this family and it's not going to be pretty. I'm just keeping it real, folks. I hope the baby lives, but you have to acknowlege the possibility that her pregnancy is just too high risk at this point. Maybe it will be the wake up call these fucking retards need to stop breeding, but I doubt it. When you are doing "God's will", all common sense and reasoning goes right out the window. Brain-washed savages.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
By now, Michelle's vajayjay is so stretched beyond proportion that Jim Bob has to position two 2x4s between the two of them in order to prevent himself from falling in and being swallowed up by her ravenous baby chute. Seriously, enough is enough.
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Damn, what if she dies and he marries someone younger and they pop out 20 more? That gene pool must be getting low by now.
I watched their show once. Those kids are raising themselves. It's unfair to them.
The mom can't keep up with them all.
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As much as i want to sneer-I cant because they actually seem pretty happy,they dont jam their religion down everyones froat and doesnt daddy Jim Bob support the whole crowd of them on no credit or shit?
Wasnt there a major problem with the last one she popped out though?
Youd fink her uterus knew the drill by now-actually -its probably trying to bust out...
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Anna and Gayface look chunky. Emotional overeating? The younger kids look totally fed up with the bullshit. As someone already pointed out, the Duggars appear to be financially self sufficient so, apart from the observation that Gayface is fat, I have no other comment on this bizarre family.
I'd love to be in the delivery room. As soon as the baby popped out, I'd scrawl 666 on its forehead just before it was handed to her to see for the first time.
Its a movement - they have lots of kids to raise them christian right wingers so they can vote that way and make more right wingers. Its called quiverfull.
Maybe satan will help this one kill her.
Also, if one of your older kids is balding, it's time to STOP - you've been in the game TOO LONG.
How many kids? I can't wrap my head around this shit. After even 5 kids, you would think she wouldn't let him near her snatch with that potent dick unless he got a vasectomy. I wouldn't after 1, but that's me. When do they find the time, or the space (because I doubt they're into fucking in fun places), to screw? However, they are taking way better of their 657898 children than that Stodden bitch.
So, my grandmother came from a family of 10 (her mother gave birth to 12, 2 were stillborn). This is a whole other level but certain things that she told me - that her mother had to use the older girls to help with the younger ones, and the fact that they had NO resources - must be literally 10 times worse for the Duggars. In fact, the eldest child was a girl, my grandmother said that she (eldest) had a falling out with my grandmother's parents because they put Eldest Daughter through nursing school (1930s) with the understanding that Eldest Daughter would then contribute monetarily to the household. Eldest Daughter got married and got the heck out of that household (moved 1000 miles away) - which is totally understandable! and I guess the parents disowned her for doing that.
I really can't with this family. They really need to stop trying to create God's Army all by themselves.
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This is child abuse.
That is all.
(and one of those Duggars will be gay and homosexual-like and write a tell-all. Mark my words)
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We all impose nonsense on our children, of course, but I think it's reprehensible that the older children (probably daughters) are presumed to be the caretakers for the younger kids. What if you wanted to, I don't know, do some other shit with your young life? It just strikes me as truly unfair.
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She will probably die from complications from this one. I guess that will be the "sign from God" that they are referring to.
I certainly do not wish any member of this family any harm, but I do wish they would stop having kids. It's so disrespectful.
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These people would not be having all these kids if TLC wasn't paying for them. Extreme Makeover built their house. I blame them partly for allowing these farts to keep breeding like rabbits.
By this time Michelle has a 3 bedroom 2 bath ranch style walk out uterus. With a resident OB-GYN.
Also, I hear she has the only Maternity ward with a loyalty program.
Free Jinger.
I used to have faith in Jinger. Screwed in the name selection, she rolled her eyes and looked like she was counting the days until she was 18. Like most victims held against their will, she seems to have developed Stockholm Syndrome and aligned with this fucked-up family.
I still have faith in Joy-Anna, the butch lesbian, and Josiah, who is fabulous.
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I would think that statistically at least several of these kids will be gay or some sort of effed up from all this lack of privacy.
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Jim Bob is all about 'Occupy Michelle'. He's had his tent pitched on that lawn for years.
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Funny, the comments are running 100 to 1 negative.
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saggy tits. pox parties, giant vajays??? god my head is spinning! quick grab the smelling salts!
Why do they need that many children? And how is it that her body hasn't given up yet? 19 children is a lot, I mean, some have 3 and almost die from the stress. And shouldn't her privates be so stretched out that the sperm should just kinda leak out of it? And where do they get the money to feed them all? Does it mean that she's been breastfeeding for 19 or so years now? Her boobs must be super saggy I would guess. And where do these guys get the time to even have sex with so many kids? Can you even imagine having a school run?
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 12:29pm.
A pox party is a party held by parents for the purpose of infecting their children with childhood diseases, most commonly chickenpox, thus acquiring the disease and if surviving, then immunity.
IF SURVIVING??????? WTF?
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Jebus. Don't they have a vaccine for chicken pox now? Why not just get the shot?
I've heard that getting chickenpox as a child raises your chances of getting shingles as an adult. Good, itchy times.
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Not just itchy, also puss filled times as those spots tend to become infected and bleed/ excrete puss from scratching. Also, the older you are when you get them, the more likely you are to die. And shingles are contagious like crazy.
Why!!?!??! And why are folks even reporting this nonsense?
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 12:29pm.
A pox party is a party held by parents for the purpose of infecting their children with childhood diseases, most commonly chickenpox, thus acquiring the disease and if surviving, then immunity.
IF SURVIVING??????? WTF?
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Jebus. Don't they have a vaccine for chicken pox now? Why not just get the shot?
I've heard that getting chickenpox as a child raises your chances of getting shingles as an adult. Good, itchy times.
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Is there something mentally off with these people? They need to keep littering the earth with their offspring?
Pfft, pox parties are for gradeschoolers. Wait until you get to college, and the syphilis sleepovers start. Man...those were the days, me and my dormmates sitting around, smoking a bong, and getting debilitating and deadly STDs from each other. Fun times.
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If Michelle Duggar ever jumped out of a plane naked,I'll bet her Little Shop of Horrors snatch looks just like this..
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 12:38pm.
I swear! It looks like the litte monster that used to chase me when I was kid! I was a tubby kid so I ran kinda slow and it used to nip the shit out of my legs!
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Pox party? Are you shitting me?
Having the chicken pox is the fucking WORST. Why would you intentionally subject your child to the disease?
I was 2 when I got it the first time. No memory of it. When I got it again at 20? The doctor sedated me for 3 days.