What In The Human Head Weighs 8 Pounds Hell?

November 7, 2011 / Posted by:

The face says: That looks exactly like the little boy child from Jerry Maguire and if you Nair-ed away the sad Spencer Pratt beard from his face he’d still look exactly like the little boy child from Jerry Maguire.

The body says: That kid from Jerry Maguire must weight lift a lot of 8-pound human heads, because I doubt his torso just naturally looks like his stomach farted out six muscle bubbles.

The pictures say: This is exactly what the Heimlich Maneuver according to L. Ron Hubbard poster that hangs in the Scientology’s men’s lounge looks like.

So, yeah, this is now 21-year-old Jonathan Lipnicki showing off his soft core gay porn wrestling skills in a bunch of pictures that look like stills from Corbin Fisher. Whatever you do, do not show them to Tommy Girl. I don’t even want to know what he’ll do… I don’t want to know.

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