What In The Human Head Weighs 8 Pounds Hell?
The face says: That looks exactly like the little boy child from Jerry Maguire and if you Nair-ed away the sad Spencer Pratt beard from his face he'd still look exactly like the little boy child from Jerry Maguire.
The body says: That kid from Jerry Maguire must weight lift a lot of 8-pound human heads, because I doubt his torso just naturally looks like his stomach farted out six muscle bubbles.
The pictures say: This is exactly what the Heimlich Maneuver according to L. Ron Hubbard poster that hangs in the Scientology's men's lounge looks like.
So, yeah, this is now 21-year-old Jonathan Lipnicki showing off his soft core gay porn wrestling skills in a bunch of pictures that look like stills from Corbin Fisher. Whatever you do, do not show them to Tommy Girl. I don't even want to know what he'll do... I don't want to know.
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why were these photos taken? what was the purpose of this photoshoot?
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Star of David tattoo seems a bit weird to me- am I mistaken that jews are not allowed to have tattoos? (Really not sure, just wondering.)
My God, this would be too gay for Harald Glööckler.
Better looking than that boiler exploded hair looking schwarswhatever his name is kid
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Submitted by crabbyappleton on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:41pm.
I guess I am the only person who saw the large photo, assumed it was a guy with one of those dwarf twins attached to his torso, and thought how "brave" these siamese twins are to go out in public and wrestle.
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Hahaha, no, you're not. That was my second thought after realizing dude was not actually giving birth to other dude.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
He has a great career ahead of him in gay porn.
Straight up gay porn is next. Just do it, kid.
Something still looks NOT RIGHT about him!
would NOT *go on that*
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This pic makes me wish I had a penis. And was on a wrestling team. Where everyone wore crotchless ...nevermind *le sigh*
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Rdeadline thanks! I just picked it up just now and started to read it on the elevator, I can't wait till it's time to go home so I can read on the bus, already caught up in the story!
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
EEG OMG THAT IS SO NASTAY!!!!!!
IDk I will check them ou t (just not out of the library!)
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I guess I am the only person who saw the large photo, assumed it was a guy with one of those dwarf twins attached to his torso, and thought how "brave" these siamese twins are to go out in public and wrestle.
Woa O.o well I did think he was hot until I read he was from Stuart Little..
The Child Thief by Brom is excellent. I gave it to myself for my bday when it first came out in HB. It's not a child's fairy tale; it's dark and twisted with no easy endings for the characters. It seemed like it was difficult for the author to end, if anyone else noticed that. The author is an artist so the illustrations are gorgeous. He's written several other books that are also good. I like his work, LOL.
Snowy, why don't you start the Jo Nesbo series or the Andrea Camilleri's. And I forgot to tell you last week!!!!! Libraries are closing because of bed bug infestations. No more library for me. UGH.
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Homoboy has been taking homoerotic pics since he was 16...
Or 18, I just remember speedos.
Any blind items about a former child star throwing around his ass?
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:58pm.
Stuart Little was a talking mouse in a novel, created by E.B. White.
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We know.
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And he lived on the Upper East Side in NYC.
Oh, I like the looks of that. Will ask me ma, she will know of it or have read it.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
IDK, I am thinking to get it with a gift card someone sent me, I was wandering around B&N and it caught mey eye and it gets really good reviews...
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/child-thief-brom/1103371112?ean=97800616...
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by perky on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:56pm.
I'll bet Joey "Whoa" Lawrence is pissed that he didn't think of this before doing his totally un-staged, natural looking workout photo shoot in the park.
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That had to be the funniest, gheyest thing on this site in a really long time. I still have no idea what he was trying to accomplish.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:58pm.
Stuart Little was a talking mouse in a novel, created by E.B. White.
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We know.
I thought he was giving birth.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
Do men actually do synchronized swimming??????? Have.not.seen.this.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Nope, should I put it on my list?
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Stuart Little was a talking mouse in a novel, created by E.B. White.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:52pm.
EC - shit. I fucked that up. LOL
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No biggie M.E, I just had to laugh at you saying you'd have flashbacks at him being Stuart, and all I could think of is someone having sex and picturing poor Stuart. It was just silly imagery in mah head!
Nair on the face?
ACK!
Have you read The Child Thief?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I'll bet Joey "Whoa" Lawrence is pissed that he didn't think of this before doing his totally un-staged, natural looking workout photo shoot in the park.
Yar, what up whore?
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
Did a certain someone tell MK that they naired their face this weekend?
EEG you still here?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
You had me at Balls on my Face
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
EC - shit. I fucked that up. LOL
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:48pm.
El B what about synchronized swimming.
Nope. Straight ( unless wrestlers do it). How do those girls carry on smiling? I tried it and ended up yakking up a few gallons of pissed in chlorinated water!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:48pm.
I smell low self esteem, a huge need for validation, maybe plastic surgery and desperation. Poor kid, he's trying way too hard to make up for something.
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A-men!
Just the same, I... I am just going to turn myself in to the authorities rather than write was some of those pics had me thinking. Right after I go to confession, that is.
well turn me upside down and paint me blue
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I smell low self esteem, a huge need for validation, maybe plastic surgery and desperation. Poor kid, he's trying way too hard to make up for something.
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Any sport where a thin piece of fabric is the only thing stopping a scrote from touching your lips is gay. FACT.
All wrestling is gay...look at that Turkish handdownoiledupleathershorts wrestling....DANG! Chess is also gay...Backgammon isn't.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:38pm.
DWM - OMG! WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Though he is an attractive looking young man with a tight as FUCK body.
I'd be having flashbacks the entire time of him as Stewart Little.
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LOL M.E, Stuart Little was the mouse, but I get what you are saying.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:31pm.
Oooh. Jeebus. So is this wrestling for real? Is he starting his own porn series? So many questions, so little time. *hoofs it back to CoCo post*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:32pm.
Speak for yourself ho. Here little boy.. want a piece of candy?
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Ewwwww ahahahahahaa
DWM - OMG! WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Though he is an attractive looking young man with a tight as FUCK body.
I'd be having flashbacks the entire time of him as Stewart Little.
Just NO!
Well, good for him. I thought he would end up like Haley Joel Osment who was a cute kid, but is now an awkward-looking adult.
These pictures are strange, though.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:20pm.
What I want to know is does he still have a lisp?
And I can't with any sexual thoughts with this one. I was an adult when JM came out. I still see him as a kid.
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Speak for yourself ho. Here little boy.. want a piece of candy?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:18pm.
Jury's back in the conrad murray/michael jackson case. verdict in two hours.
My guess? Guilty. Very, very little jail time.