If you took that picture as a hint, your answer to the headline question would probably be the boiled bunny rabbit from Fatal Attraction in a crushed Harpo Marx wig, but noooope. Hugh Hefner told The Insider that Lindsay Lohan is baring her freckled pot grabber in the January/February Playboy Magazine and he says that the spread is inspired by guess fucking who:
“It’s a classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe, a portion of which was the original playmate in the very first issue of Playboy. Oh yes. And classy, very classy.”
Lindsay Lohan has already humped every last bit of life out of Marilyn’s image by doing this shit, this shit and saying this shit and now she’s doing it again?! What did Marilyn Monroe ever do to deserve this? Did Marilyn Monroe kill Nana Lohan’s kitten back in the day and this is Lindsay Lohan’s way of getting revenge? LiLo is not playing by the rules, because you can’t Single White Female a ho who is not here to defend herself by stiletto-ing a trick in the eye, or whatever. I swear, if LiLo could afford a ticket to DC, she’d totally try to fuck Obama.