QOTD: Guess Who Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Spread Is Inspired By?
If you took that picture as a hint, your answer to the headline question would probably be the boiled bunny rabbit from Fatal Attraction in a crushed Harpo Marx wig, but noooope. Hugh Hefner told The Insider that Lindsay Lohan is baring her freckled pot grabber in the January/February Playboy Magazine and he says that the spread is inspired by guess fucking who:
"It's a classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe, a portion of which was the original playmate in the very first issue of Playboy. Oh yes. And classy, very classy."
Lindsay Lohan has already humped every last bit of life out of Marilyn's image by doing this shit, this shit and saying this shit and now she's doing it again?! What did Marilyn Monroe ever do to deserve this? Did Marilyn Monroe kill Nana Lohan's kitten back in the day and this is Lindsay Lohan's way of getting revenge? LiLo is not playing by the rules, because you can't Single White Female a ho who is not here to defend herself by stiletto-ing a trick in the eye, or whatever. I swear, if LiLo could afford a ticket to DC, she'd totally try to fuck Obama.
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She is soo fvcking disgusting!
O yes. And classy. Very classy.
O yes. I always trust people who talk like that.
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I think this will be the beginning of the end of Playboy magazine. They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel on this one. Tired concept, too.
A legend in her own mind, this one.
Can't even compare the Kuntrashians to Lilo. First of all, they aren't in and out of the judicial system. The PUBLIC buys their shit, watches their show, so it's a direct REFLECTION of America, specifically he 14-30 year old demographic, I'm guessing. Second, Lilo is a drug addict/alcoholic who was at one time, talented and beautiful. The Kuntrashians have zero talent and they are all different levels of FUG but as far as we know, don't have issues with hard drugs and breaking the law. They all live in LA and they are all famewhores, but that's describing almost everyone in showbiz these days. End of comparison I think. That and they would all do anything for a check.
Her inspiration:
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The link is safe.
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NOOOOOOOO!
Hef has officially jumped the shark. Idiot.
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With that she will truly believe she is the reincarnated tortured Marilyn. Thanks a lot Hef.
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can someone please put some asbestos in her cigarettes please, i hate her
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Yeah her parents werent the greatest and parents can fuck up a life, but we've also seen others who have come from even more fucked up families and proceeded to go the "RIGHT" way, so its this dirty ho s decision to keep making the wrong choices...Stop putting the blame on the fucked up parents...there comes a time in your life when you have to accept who and what you are. GROW THE FUCK UP ALREADY LILO!
When LiLo tried to hit on Michael Phelps, his mother interceded and explained how she'd ruin his life. Thankfully, he listened to her.
Eventually, LiLo will fuck up and do her time in jail. Why not let others out of jail so she can do the time as directed by the judge?
It's never too late to straighten the fuck up. However, odds are against her. Her parents made her life Hell.
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From FoxNews:
Lindsay Lohan flitted in and out of her 30-day jail sentence in a mere four hours early Monday morning. The 25-year-old actress was booked into the Century Regional Detention facility in Lynwood at 8:50 p.m. on Sunday evening, and was home in Venice Beach by 2 am. Lohan was released due to jail overcrowding.
Given her years-long saga in the California court system that led to her hours-long incarceration, Lohan could have cost taxpayers over $250,000 per hour of the jail time she just served, experts say.
“This should cause an outrage,” criminal defense attorney Joey Jackson told Fox411.com. “Why should Lindsay Lohan’s hand be held? Why should she be given umpteenth chances and everyone else the book gets thrown at them? It doesn’t seem to be fair.”
Lohan was sentenced to report to jail for her 30-day sentence after failing to complete a court mandated community service that had been ordered for drunken driving and theft charges. The judge gave Lohan the option of taking community service at the county morgue and mandated psychotherapy, or risk serving an additional 270 days in jail.
Not only that, the judge gave Lohan a week to report to jail so she could complete a nude photo shoot for Playboy magazine. Had she been unable to complete the shoot, she could have been held in breach of contract by the men’s magazine, which reportedly paid her almost a million dollars for the spread.
Jackson tells Fox411 that if Lohan were not a celebrity, she absolutely would have been booked for the full 300 days without lenience this time around.
“The real issue is the normal Joe Schmo who doesn’t have her clout, her money, and her fame which gets a judge to cheer for her,” Jackson said. “For a normal person a judge would say, ‘You’re going to jail for a year.’”
And while Lohan can afford to pay her attorneys to keep her out of jail, her consistent bad behavior is costing California taxpayers hundreds of thousands – and possibly millions — of dollars, all while gumming up the state’s overloaded justice system. Since Lindsay Lohan’s legal troubles began with a drunk driving arrest in 2007 she has made more than 20 court appearances stemming from additional arrests, violating probation, failing drug and alcohol screenings, and failing to follow court orders.
“From logistics to the transcript reporters to the clerks, it is exorbitantly expensive to have a court appearance. It is important we understand what a waste of time this is,” former federal prosecutor Michael Wildes of Wildes & Weinberg told Fox411.com. “It costs tens of thousands of dollars per court appearance for all the clerks, the security, and those court reporters who get paid by the page, not to mention all the collateral support for something like this. Plus it diverts the administration of justice for other matters.”
“It has likely cost taxpayers millions of dollars,” attorney Vikki Ziegler contends. “This has been a four year ordeal that taxpayers in California must foot. That includes salaries for judges, prosecutors, court officers, court reporters, clerks, [and] other law enforcement professionals, who must all be paid, to have touched the Lohan case directly or indirectly in one shape or another.”
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This is Hef's way of retiring..Hohan is a mess a very UN-SEXY mess...he will not succeed since Hohan is pretty much universally hated, almost as much as Kim Whoretrashian...MAJOR FAIL HEF, major!!
this shit proves that even naked she can't be herself.
All these bitches who've done photo shoots trying to look like MM need to stop imitating and start trying to be original instead of riding on the coat tails of someone whose shoes they could never even begin to fill.
When even Megan Fox has thrown in her beating stick, it's time to leave the poor dead horse alone.
Instead of two Sham WoWs maybe she needs two lufahs!
so sick of the marilyn monroe thing.
I've seen vagrants that look more hygienic than this bitch! She looks like she makes bathwater smell like farts!
Marilyn wasn't a freckled freak. She was pretty to look at. She didn't look dirty and have a big ass gap between her teeth either. So pissed that Hollywood keeps giving this chick more money and more chances.
And Islandgirl, where did you hear the Michelle Duggar news? I can't believe her. It is so obvious that she is desperate for attention - attention that she only gets when she is pregnant.
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Thanks for the heads up, Doggie... I was too lazy to scroll!! :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 8:26am.
In other sick-making news, Michelle Duggar is in foal again
Number 20!! How is that even possible!
Says in best Hef's voice: Clashey...very clashey!
IG, to avoid getting yelled at by the Topic Police, we're talking about that in yesterday's OP. :-)
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In other sick-making news, Michelle Duggar is in foal again. Jesus Christ, I thought her uterus waved the white flag the last time?
What a waste of air this bitch is. Worse than Kim K.
Famous for being a crack whore and making the LA legal system look like a game of monopoly, bitch keeps getting that get out of jail free card. She is vulgar, i hope it is their worst selling edition EVER. Someone slap her.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 6:50am.
I heard someone on the radio yesterday swear that BloHole has implants. Sorry, but implants don't sag. They can be too low (Audrina Patridge) and too far apart (Audrina Patridge and Mimoo) but they cannot sag.
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They can if you should get a lift of your existing breast tissue and don't. I've looked at tons of befores and afters and if your breasts are ptotic (low hangers) in various stages before implants, the implant itself won't help the sag.
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The thing with Lilo is she thinks she IS MM reincarnated. She is so delusional, i believe she really thinks this.
The thing with Lilo is she thinks she IS MM reincarnated. She is so delusional, i believe she really thinks this.
What a loser. She thinks she's this generation's Marilyn. Yes Marilyn was messed up and was an addict but she had an endearing quality about her. And therein lies the difference you cheap dimestore hooker imitation grifter.
Hey you know what Marilyn did that we will fully support you imitating? OD'ing.
Skidmarx (hee!) - I thought that photo looked familiar but didn't recall the flowers, I think I only saw what was under them and I didn't get much out of that. I'll bet these ones are washed out and hazy as well so no one has to see her face and body as they really are.
These will be the first Playboy spread pages that won't wind up stuck together.
This explains why Hef thought it looked like shit. A. Lindsey is NOT Marilyn and B. There is no way that she could capture youthful, fresh, innocent beauty like MM had in that shoot at this stage in the game.
LL's photo shoot inspired by Marilyn Monroe? Holy Smokes, what a shocker.
The photo of Blohan with the flowers in this post was taken in early 2008. They were originally shown in NY Magazine.
The new photos for Playboy must be much rougher because Blohan has taken on a lot of mileage in the last 3 years. They are still going to need to photo shop the hell out of the Blohan to look presentable naked.
Come at me bitch!
she outta spread 'em for meth-head quaterly cause they appreciate whorey beuty like that
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Jesus. The deuce I dropped this morning is classier and more Marilynesque than this trick. Even had a better wig.
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I heard someone on the radio yesterday swear that BloHole has implants. Sorry, but implants don't sag. They can be too low (Audrina Patridge) and too far apart (Audrina Patridge and Mimoo) but they cannot sag.
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Nasty, saggy boobs with weird nipples, meth teeth and freckly, gross skin - no thanks
As I've said before, the only MM photo I wish to see Linty Trashcan reproduce is the morgue photo.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:25pm.
That's a serious dis of marilyn m. Liho could have done a better fake whore Ann margaret.
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This I doubt. Ann-Margaret is (still) infinitely classier and more attractive than LL. She's still hot today, even though she's like 70. And winning awards for her acting too.
Aspiring hos could take lessons from Ann-Margret about how to survive in swamp of misogyny like Hollywood without losing one's dignity or grace.
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is lilo channeling casper the slutty ghost?
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Are we expected to "pay" to see this? This has to be a marketing scheme to get us all to pay attention to Playboy. They don't really expect anyone to wanna see this.
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The word "classy" should NEVER be in the same sentence with the name Lindsay Lohan!
Really, do we need this? I mean, all this whole prison/court/probation/Playboy sh*t is doing is giving this undeserving road turd the attention she craves.
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ENOUGH of this dirty waste of oxygen and her belief that she's anything at all like Marilyn.
Submitted by Chucks on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 6:02am.
Where are the Kennedys when you need them?
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Ummmm.... dead?
And this latest stunt of hers has apparently cost the California taxpayers $250,000 for every HOUR that she spent in the pokey.
Someone tell hugh she is not 80 years old and those are not liver spots from aging.
It's good to see that she's shammying her tits, now she just needs to clean up downstairs.
And whenever anything is called 'classy', you know it's the total opposite.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 11:16pm.
If anything, this spread proves once more that Hugh Hefner has no love for women. I would like to go all Mirgraineuse on this guy's ass before he kicks the bucket.
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Hefner's whole career has consisted of turning human beings into plastic Barbie fucktoys. You'd think that alone would be sufficient evidence to prove he hates women. But this latest shit only proves that he's losing whatever eyesight and crappy-ass excuse for taste he might ever have had.
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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:54pm.
Forget the Secret Service. I have full confidence in Michelle Obama. I'd like to think she would slap Lindsay, then put her in Guantanamo, force her to eat healthy and exercise, then do some CIA mind trickery so Lohan quits the bad shit and loses all memory of Dina before letting her loose on society again.
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Bwahaha. Michelle is smarter than that, surely. She knows what a waste of resources it would be to try to rescue a Lohan when there are millions of far better people in this country who aren't getting the help they need.
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Where are the Kennedys when you need them?