Mariah Yeater Has Proof That The Lesbeaver IS The Father Of Her Baby
Mariah Yeater's fame whoring Winnebago has expectedly pulled into The Insider and she changed into every crazy bitch's "take me seriously" outfit of a button down shirt and a cardigan to talk about how she conceived the third coming of Hilary Swank next to a urinal cake and a dirty stink inside of a stadium bathroom. Mariah looked like she was about to either barf up tears or cry out barf as she said that she's got serious proof that a fetus bareback scissored a fetus right into her womb.
Of course, this trick ass ho isn't saying what this proof is, because she's a master of suspense, obviously. We know it's not a pube, because Justin Bieber can't grow those. So unless Mariah's proof is a video of Tenderheart testifying that it is possible for one of his own to make a baby by Care Bear Staring into a twat, bitch is a'lyin'!
Meanwhile, Justin and Selena Gomez were in Belfast over the weekend for the MTV EMAs and TMZ says that as soon as he gets back he will get swabbed to prove that he isn't Trystyn Yeater-Bieber's (pronounced "eat her beaver") dad. Once he proves that, Justin's lawyers will file a lawsuit again Mariah for making it all up for attention and a quick check from The Insider.
There's really no winners here. We've all lost, because our minds have been force fed illegal and disgusting images of Justin Bieber trying to balance on a step stool while humping a grown woman with his Pull-Ups wrapped around his ankles. Baby Trystyn has lost, because his mother is INSANE. Justin Bieber has lost, because once it's proven that he's not the father, there goes his street cred and we'll all continue to believe the rumor that his down low part only shoots out Baby Alive piss and it easily comes off with a screwdriver.
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Submitted by agirl on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 11:50am.
Jack @ agir - Please stop defiling the last row in the theater. You guys owe me a pair of jeans cos I couldnt wash the "joy" out of them!
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Jack this sounds like an invitation. Threesome? I got a few hours free right after work...
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You only need 1 sperm. It's not like the load just blasts up through shit and rots in your abdominal cavity.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:03pm.
3. Is the evidence that he jizzed on her jeans? (LOL) How did she get pregnant then? Does she know that the stuff (usually) has to get all the way up into your fallopian tubes to be effective?
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 11:50am.
Jack @ agir - Please stop defiling the last row in the theater. You guys owe me a pair of jeans cos I couldnt wash the "joy" out of them!
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Jack this sounds like an invitation. Threesome? I got a few hours free right after work...
If he really turn into such a hungry beaver behind the closed doors, which seem to turn her off when she said it, then why did she open her cooch to him?
I just don't get how this story got so big, to even warrant any of this attention....that is the only thing that makes me suspicious...
@Sherazade I thought that too, then I suddenly realized that if I went to a Justin Beiber concert, never mind backstage, I'd try to keep it as quiet as possible, since some of the people who know me think I have standards! OK, some of the people who don't know me very well anyway!
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Honestly Officer...
1. I still want to know if there is even proof that she was there. If she was alone at the concert or if she went with a friend who can verify that she was whisked away backstage.
2. Is this trick really 20? In the still, she looks like she could be one of my 40 year old mom friends.
3. Is the evidence that he jizzed on her jeans? (LOL) How did she get pregnant then? Does she know that the stuff (usually) has to get all the way up into your fallopian tubes to be effective?
This bitch is delusional. I saw something this morning where her lawyer was saying they want to settle outside of court. WTF?! If this bitch gets any freaking money out of this then I am going to publicly accuse some celebrity of knocking me up as well.
p.s. tell selena to please return my figure skating recital costume from 7th grade when she's done with it.
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I don't think her telling the BF it was his indicates fuckery, that's the thing many many cheaters tell the significant other to maintain the relationship IRL after all. I can't help laughing at the statement she has proof the baby is the Beaver's; after all since the whole 'science can test DNA' developments, would not that proof be, oh I dunno, The Baby?! :). I hope this is his, then we can trot out his Bible thumper abortion interview for giggles.
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Honestly Officer...
She went backstage, partied half the night with him, but didn't think to take a pic of these shenanigans? No autograph, video, nothing?
And of all the girls, he picks the one who looks like a 30 yr old trailer trash meth head to have some unprotected sex with?
How can anyone take her seriously?
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That same scenario happens everyday on Maury.
Does anyone else think Bieber is a hermaphrodite?
I don't think she's claiming rape. Sounds like he just got down to business. In her mind or for real, who knows. But if she really had nothing, no lawyer would put his or her name and face to this case, right? There's got to be something that makes this at least plausible.
Her lawyers made the mistake of doing HLN I guess with Joy Behar and it gave Bieber's high priced powerful lawyer the pleasure of saying "When we sue her, we're going to sue the shit out of you too.". TMZ said those two are now terrified. Ha. Either way here I guess it's a win.
Naming your baby Trystyn when it was (allegedly) conceived in a 30-second (supposedly) arena bathroom tryst is just too too ironic for words.
Again, I do not believe Justin's testicles produce sperm cells, I just do not. And if by some miracle they DO, then I would believe he prematurely ejaculated on jeans. And then put his Underoos back on. And left. That is typical male behavior I would totally believe.
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Submitted by surely on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:07pm.
Can they fake a paternity test? Like have someone else take it for him?
Or fake it so he is the father.
Bieber may not look it, but he's aging out of the preteen market. This whole thing could add to his street cred when his handlers steer him into a more adult market.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:23pm.
Thanks for posting that Hekki AND to Ba-Buttons for sharing the story!
Poor bitch can't win a trick. If she's telling the truth A) she's a child rapist, B)she fucked Bieber, and C/looks like Mischa Barton needs a bath.
And if she's lying, she's plain ole fucked.
Either way, she's not fittin' to be that poor kiddie's mother.
Anyone know what the legal standpoint is on having to pay your rapist child support?
baby mamma gonna get paid off to throw results cause thats hollywood fer ye
beiber is clay aiken 3.0 w/more douche
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If she is lying, it seems like she would say "he MIGHT be the father because we did have sex," instead of being so adamant about it. Because if she's lying then she knows she lying, so why would she set herself up like this?
It doesn't make sense. And if Bieber DID have sex with her, then he would know there is a CHANCE that it could be his, yet he is also adamant that he's never met her.
Either way, one of them is lying. This whole thing is a little funny, but really i feel sorry for the kid who grows up and sees all this.
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If he does end up being the father, 10 bucks says this chick ends up on Dancing With The Stars.
Please let it be his. Please.
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Submitted by Doctor Bombay: "I'd find it more believable if someone said they saw Bieber backstage getting nursed by his mother."
Dude. Where's ba-buttons? His friend saw Bieber and Gomez at some stadium where they were watching some game (hockey?) in a skybox. Supposedly Selena spent a lot of time talking to an older man and Bieber was watching a Disney DVD while curled up on a sofa with his mommy, sucking his thumb. I'll have to find the link...
*shuffles off to look*
ETA: HERE it is! (god bless the interwebz):
"Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:55am.
oh boy, ba-buttons has been waiting for this post...
So ba-buttons has an old military friend who now works PR for the new Winnpieg Jets team. She was in charge of Justin's big 'visit'.
She said he was basically led around by his mother and his bodyguards and wasn't allowed to speak to anyone. She said he seemed extremely undersized for his age.
The game starts and she goes up to the VIP box (more like a hotel suite facing the ice) to make sure everything is okay. He was there with Selena and a few other people. However, Selena was chatting away with a much older man. Justin - get this - was sitting at the back of the room on a couch, curled up in his mommy's arms - SUCKING HIS THUMB AND WATCHING A DISNEY MOVIE ON ONE OF THOSE PORTABLE DVD PLAYERS YOU SEE FOUR YEAR OLDS USING. Gomez seemed totally unphased.
After a bit, Bieber's mother pulled him off the couch, dragged a Jets sweater over his head and made him and Selena stand at the box window and do there little beard act. Apparently, they did this like five or six times during the course of the game and after each little scene Justin would go running back to mommy and The Little Mermaid.
My friend said she didn't get a gay vibe from Justin. She said she just sensed a really warped, underdeveloped kid with a ferocious mommy complex."
Tristan is a stupid name. Sounds like a disgusting cracker. Trash.
The Bieber and Selena Gomez both have weird baby faces, and I'm convinced that if they had a baby it would be a revolting baby-headed man like Newt Gingrich.
Regarding the Yeater chick. I want it to be the Bieber's baby so badly!!!
That name is just silly.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by BonnieG on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:32pm.
@TwatMuffin
i do wonder why girls like the girly boys, i don't quite understand. esp boys who are seriously more whiny and cry more than the teen girls
but this whole justin beiber type male seems to be what they want.
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G.G. is right! Androgynous "cute" is synonymous with "unthreatening", as opposed to the JD type Jack wants to keep away from Little Girl, or the high school athlete who thinks he's entitled to sex. The teenaged girls who like heterosexual girly boys grow up to chase metrosexuals.
If that IS Justin's baby then we know the new Messiah is amongst us. Prepare for Armageddon. All kidding aside... what hutzpah it must take to make claims like this. She could end up sued for everything she has and lose her baby in the running. I often wonder why more stuff like this doesn't happen but when you really think about it, what person in their right mind would think they could get away with something like this? The truly insane. My only other thought is maybe someone was impersonating Justin and she really thought it was him. Could THAT be possible??
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Maybe Bieber is the father of January Jones's baby, too.
Agnostic 1, so if he is found guilty, he will serve 1 week of his 4 year sentence. Because he would be a non-violent offender, right? Injecting an already drugged up person isn't violent.
*barfs at CA Justice System*
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"Justin Bieber trying to balance on a step stool while humping a grown woman with his Pull-Ups wrapped around his ankles." Seriously, I friggen come here for the laughs and never am disappointed. Thank you!
She looks wore out for a 19yo. Toilet times sex ages you fast.
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Submitted by BonnieG on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:19pm.
skinny jeans!! hahahaha!
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Can they fake a paternity test? Like have someone else take it for him?
Enough with the redneck versions of "klassee" names! "Tristan" is a wonderful name, don't butcher it with your random Ys! Big HINT to all the redneck teen moms of the world: Extra Ys don't make a name classier or more unique. They just ensure that your kid will get his head stuffed down a toilet daily.
Is LesBeaver on hormones or something? I have NEVER seen a boy who actually got more girly and feminine with time. And I'm not talking about drag queens embracing their true self - I mean his fucking FACE is getting girlier.
Maybe he's not gay - maybe he's secretly a woman.
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I don't know why I'm following this story but my niece loves him.
I mean it took this chick over a year to come forward. She makes it sound like he raped her in the bathroom. So, why not file a police report & get a rape kit (& the morning after pill)?
Can't wait until the DNA test.
So gross, why any straight 20 year old woman would want to copulate with this kid who's so much more feminine and pretty than herself is beyond me. I believe that they hooked up, though I don't know about the baby considering that she claimed that another dude was the father. At the same time she is risking statutory rape charges, but who cares when millions are at stake and jails are overcrowded ;)
At this point even if the paternity test shows he isn't the father I wouldn't be convinced that he really isn't. I don't put anything past celebrities, even bribing a DNA tech AND paying off the chick so she'll go away quietly. As far fetched as this seems, I could see it happening. Beiber's entire brand hinges on his virginal image.
OT - For anyone who cares, it Looks like there's a verdict on the ConRAD Murray case. Oh-oh, short deliberation time usually = GUILTY
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 11:46am.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 11:34am.
I'm already there :P
On topic: He shore gotta purdy mouth on eem.
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Squeal like a pig,Bieber.
Trystyn with two y's. That is impressively trashy.
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Thanks to everyone who pointed out the Mischa Barton similarity, I knew she reminded me of someone and it was driving me nuts. I can totally see her barfing in a tent in a bedroom.
The Biebs is enough of a commodity (sadly) that we may never learn the whole truth.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by BonnieG on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:01pm.
I'll trade ya! My 16yo only likes the redneck, wigger-ass thug wannabes.... *loads shotgun*
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What's a "wigger-ass"? Some extensions thing?
We've all lost, because our minds have been force fed illegal and disgusting images of Justin Bieber trying to balance on a step stool while humping a grown woman with his Pull-Ups wrapped around his ankles.
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How is it that he gets even more feminine looking as he gets older? I'll bet when Selena is done with him she goes for a caveman like Benicio del Toro to balance things out.
Wait a second... she's not only saying that they fornicated, she's also implying that she was somewhat abused by Bieber?
What judge is going to believe that?
Submitted by BonnieG on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:32pm.
@TwatMuffin
i do wonder why girls like the girly boys, i don't quite understand. esp boys who are seriously more whiny and cry more than the teen girls
but this whole justin beiber type male seems to be what they want.
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Because they are "cute"!
Wow. This crazy nutjob is QUICK in cashing in her fame whore game check!! The Insider!! already!!
Girl moves Quick!!! Get the Snookie money bitch!!
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I'd find it more believable if someone said they saw Bieber backstage getting nursed by his mother.
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What kind of irrefutable evidence this girl could have? That kind of evidence is usually just the kid itself, so this girl better be sure of what she's saying.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:29pm.
Bonnie
I think your daughter's boypal is gay. Covers hands and feet when going to bed? All gays do that.
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they can no longer be alone together even at the movies after I found out the little douchenozzle is not a virgin
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and your daughter?..lol.
*ducks and runs for cover*