Mariah Yeater’s fame whoring Winnebago has expectedly pulled into The Insider and she changed into every crazy bitch’s “take me seriously” outfit of a button down shirt and a cardigan to talk about how she conceived the third coming of Hilary Swank next to a urinal cake and a dirty stink inside of a stadium bathroom. Mariah looked like she was about to either barf up tears or cry out barf as she said that she’s got serious proof that a fetus bareback scissored a fetus right into her womb.
Of course, this trick ass ho isn’t saying what this proof is, because she’s a master of suspense, obviously. We know it’s not a pube, because Justin Bieber can’t grow those. So unless Mariah’s proof is a video of Tenderheart testifying that it is possible for one of his own to make a baby by Care Bear Staring into a twat, bitch is a’lyin’!
Meanwhile, Justin and Selena Gomez were in Belfast over the weekend for the MTV EMAs and TMZ says that as soon as he gets back he will get swabbed to prove that he isn’t Trystyn Yeater-Bieber’s (pronounced “eat her beaver“) dad. Once he proves that, Justin’s lawyers will file a lawsuit again Mariah for making it all up for attention and a quick check from The Insider.
There’s really no winners here. We’ve all lost, because our minds have been force fed illegal and disgusting images of Justin Bieber trying to balance on a step stool while humping a grown woman with his Pull-Ups wrapped around his ankles. Baby Trystyn has lost, because his mother is INSANE. Justin Bieber has lost, because once it’s proven that he’s not the father, there goes his street cred and we’ll all continue to believe the rumor that his down low part only shoots out Baby Alive piss and it easily comes off with a screwdriver.