Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 7, 2011 / Posted by:

Welcome to Monday’s edition of “THIS IS NEWS.” Surprisingly, this breaking news didn’t come from the esteemed literary journal of integrity The Daily Mail. I should take it as a sign when even The Daily Mail won’t touch a piece of who cares foolery, but getting a clue has never been my thing and who can resist a voluptuous knotweed woman who has eyes beautiful bulging eyes like Tracee Ellis Ross, a coochie as smooth as LiLo’s, a nose like Ashlee Simpson’s original beak, arms like Matthew McConaughey, a weave softer than Brit Brit’s and chest stuffed with Posh’s used silicone titty sacks. It’s like if Homer Simpson was a Willis daughter….

Metro UK says that this root beauty was found under the dirt by a farmer in a small Chinese village and she has become a local star. The farmer thinks Roota Hayworth (sorry) is some kind of bad omen and he’s going to bury her back into the dirt, “I don’t know whether it is good or bad to dig out a Chinese knotweed that looks like a human. I’d better put it back in the earth!”

Too late! A star has been born. Bitch has manure for brains and is always lying snatch-up on the ground, so we all know what her destiny is. Dip her in orange shit, spray her down with rancid pickle juice and get her to the Jersey Shore! Snooki, please return to Middle-earth, your services are no longer needed.
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