Hot Slut Of The Day!
Welcome to Monday's edition of "THIS IS NEWS." Surprisingly, this breaking news didn't come from the esteemed literary journal of integrity The Daily Mail. I should take it as a sign when even The Daily Mail won't touch a piece of who cares foolery, but getting a clue has never been my thing and who can resist a voluptuous knotweed woman who has eyes beautiful bulging eyes like Tracee Ellis Ross, a coochie as smooth as LiLo's, a nose like Ashlee Simpson's original beak, arms like Matthew McConaughey, a weave softer than Brit Brit's and chest stuffed with Posh's used silicone titty sacks. It's like if Homer Simpson was a Willis daughter....
Metro UK says that this root beauty was found under the dirt by a farmer in a small Chinese village and she has become a local star. The farmer thinks Roota Hayworth (sorry) is some kind of bad omen and he's going to bury her back into the dirt, "I don’t know whether it is good or bad to dig out a Chinese knotweed that looks like a human. I’d better put it back in the earth!"
Creeeepy!...... yet attractive!
I hope those two are getting married, lol:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/646691...
Submitted by Twas Brillig on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 8:54am.
====================
Why thank you!
*dances off twirling umbilical cord*
No problems with the site for me, Whamo, but I am gagging over your dumpster baby comment.
Anyone else having problem with the site? It either won't load for me or when it does the pictures get "dragged out" ? and they stays like that. It's taken me about 10 tries to actually post this comment.
Knotweed Woman is stacked.
I love stories like this. Plants can do such amazing things.
*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~*
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Trilogy of Terror
==================================================
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Reminds me of the mandrake root in Pan's Labyrinth (one of the best films ever).
And "Snooki, please return to Middle-earth, your services are no longer needed" has me cracking up over here!
only in the Chinas.
_____________________________________________
"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
"You gonna eat that, son?"
That looks like something that brings bad things if you happen to find it. I say burn that bitch and be done.
On the same page is "meet the fish who looks like Shrek".
I looks like a Dumpster Baby to me.
*singing the classic Dumpster Baby song *
Looks like more of a Ruta Bega to me.
LOL, MK you make Monday morning more tolerable.
Also, I will totally worship this hot slut. *bows down*