Monday, November 7th 2011
CoCo Blesses The Ocean By Dipping Her Beauty In It
As the coast guard put up ELEGANCE AHEAD warning signs all over the beach in Miami on Saturday afternoon, our patron saint of camel toes, CoCo, made the ocean ejaculate foam by butt fucking the waves (or maybe she's giving herself the sexiest salt water enema ever?) in front of the paparazzi's cameras. You don't see it in these pictures, but a boat full of scientists arrived on the scene, caught CoCo and then tagged her, because sheer sophistication like this must be tracked at all times. It's as if a Chinese farmer dug her up from the ground.
Al Gore needs to blow CoCo a thank you air kiss, because she just cured erosion by queerting (aka a fart queef) into the sand. CoCo will save the planet one pussy fart at a time.
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" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
Also ice t was a hell of a good rapper on his first two discs, rhyme pays and I forgot the deco d one but there's this awesome song where he samples heart (rock group) it's called take it personal or something like that. Great rapper, clever rhymes, killer beats and lots of rock samples.coco is a doll! Jmo
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
Also ice t was a hell of a good rapper on his first two discs, rhyme pays and I forgot the deco d one but there's this awesome song where he samples heart (rock group) it's called take it personal or something like that. Great rapper, clever rhymes, killer beats and lots of rock samples.coco is a doll! Jmo
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
Teased by whites. Cracked screen iPhone sorry
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
I'm gonna get crucified for this but I am african American and 20 years ago my best friend who was white had an ass like cocos. No tits tho. She put sisters to shame and was teaded by whites. Coco admitted to boob implants to balance her out. Het sister also packs much back. Jmo. Genetics are a trip.
I love Coco but why won't she admit to the butt implants when we can all plainly see the incision scares?
mmmm work that wave coco
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i like her.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:08am.
If I baptize myself in the waters Coco's ass has graced, will I be saved? Will I have a magical camel toe? This modern Venus de Milo is the epitome of beauty.
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I've lived in Florida my entire life and I have never been to the beaches of Miami. Reason #1-needles washing ashore in the 80's. Reason #2-Coco!
LOVE COCO!!!! Kim K should take a lesson from her. When your claim to fame is having a fake ass, fake tits and only attracting black wang and you have no real talent just enjoy that shit! Coco looks like trash and revels in being trash...she doesn't pretend to be classy (a la Kim). I watch Coco and Ice-T their reality show too and she is horribly adorable and I love it. Coco is like that ho bag friend that everyone has but she's such a sweet person that you just have to like her despite her obvious ho status. Kim is the worst kind of ho, she's like those prostitutes that get mad when ppl call them whores...like bitch what! you have a day old cum stain on your left cheek so get off your high horse
Can you imagine the megaton toxic farts that thing must emit????
*bedazzles gas mask*
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I know I should be contemptuous of Ice-T and Coco, but... I can't. I saw their reality show and honestly, she comes across as a really sweet person.
Yeah, she's tacky and trashy, but the important parts are on the inside, and somehow bedazzled surgery masks don't bother me if the person is nice.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Hahhaha, I can't help but love this ho. Just CoCo bein' CoCo.
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a sensuous creature making love to the sea! so beautiful! *wipes tears* ahahahahaa. ok ok, I watched their show on E! this weekend and I love Coco! Both her and Ice T are cute together. I tell ya, the day they end their marriage is the day we all lose hope for sessy times! lol
Coma Caca!
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Coco is so unapologetically trashy, its refreshing. I have a feeling she is not a bitch, her face has something likable in it.
Ive always loved her, they're adorable together and the show is pretty good, I too have a total different point of view of her after watching. I watch faithfully now.
you guys have me watchign clips from Ice loves Coco, it's pretty cute, LOL
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 11:01am.
I got that shit too earlier Whamo, and then my computer froze. It seems okay now, but I was having issues with nothing coming up an hour or so ago.
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We had the same thing Evil, it was really pissing me off for a while there. I too seem to have gotten a computer penicillin dose that cleaned everything up.
I guess we should have used a condom Evil! ..bawahaaaaa!!!
Why is she publicly masturbating the ocean with those gargantuan implants?
I want to smack it and watch it jiggle..that's all..I know it's juvenile of me.
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I have to say after seeing her & Ices new show I have a different opinion of her...she seems like a decent person
The ocean's such a slut. It's seen so many dirty ass hoes. Seriously, think about it. Imagine the STD's floating around in an ocean. No wonder oceans have crabs.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:55am.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:38am.
Whamo, it's fine for me. Are you getting those 500 internal error bitches again?
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No, when I go to open the site it either just shows the dlist logo and is all gray in the rest of the body or it shows the content of the site but as soon as I scroll down it "stretches?" the first image and then freezes.
It seems to be working now but it worked for about 10min and fucked up again so if I disappear you'll know why!
I was getting that 500 error last week with the rest of you guys but it seems like I'm alone, contaminated and quarantined out on Ellis island with this one.
My speell checkk inst wurkin ether!!
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I love Coco and Ice-T! The most sincere people on the planet!
i'm sorry, but i love coco t...tits and ass...she knows her worth...
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:02am.
Yum yum dim sum. I'll say it again, that woman is built for sex. She's hot and looks strong and resilient. I'm guessing she could absorb a most thorough pounding and beg for more. Hotness.
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Meh. I wouldn't fuck her even with your dick.
I'd use my own. ;)
Their show was cute.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
She would look so much better if she had those titties fixed. They look painfully stretched!
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:55am.
I got that shit too earlier Whamo, and then my computer froze. It seems okay now, but I was having issues with nothing coming up an hour or so ago.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:38am.
Whamo, it's fine for me. Are you getting those 500 internal error bitches again?
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No, when I go to open the site it either just shows the dlist logo and is all gray in the rest of the body or it shows the content of the site but as soon as I scroll down it "stretches?" the first image and then freezes.
It seems to be working now but it worked for about 10min and fucked up again so if I disappear you'll know why!
I was getting that 500 error last week with the rest of you guys but it seems like I'm alone, contaminated and quarantined out on Ellis island with this one.
My speell checkk inst wurkin ether!!
You know, the more idiots like Lohan and Kim K are shoved in everyone's faces, the more I like Coco. She just does her thing. She doesn't get arrested. She doesn't do stupid shit for publicity. Yeah, they renewed their vows, but after 10 years of marriage in Hollywood, they deserved a party.
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Submitted by CindyBman on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:18am.
I'm not hating on her -- just curious -- in photo #9, are those scars under her butt cheeks? Can a person actually *have* butt implants? How the hell do you heal from that? 6 weeks on your stomach???
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I read about it once. It's something like 3 months sleeping on your stomach, changing positions every hour or so and generally not worth it.
What I want to know is, how comes that when I see CoCo on the TV, her ass and boobs look nowhere near as huge as they do when she's in her bikini? It's as if they expand the moment the air hits them.
I love a curvy woman, but I can't with the look of obvious implants. I guess that's some sort of 21st century beauty ideal now, but for the most part, I think people look their best with what they were given naturally.
Coco seems nice and harmless enough, but her husband seems like the worst kind of hypocrite misogynist to me.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
"oh great. now they'll never get the smell out"
Ice-T has said on TV that he doesn't even trust her with gay men, and I can understand why. I'm gay and yet I would definitely stray for Coco!
Apparently everybody wants a piece of Coco's epic ass!
Whamo, it's fine for me. Are you getting those 500 internal error bitches again?
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I love Coco. She just seems so nice and genuine, and she and Ice-T seem to adore each other. Plus I think she looks hot.
Tsunami Watch -- If she plants her ass in the ocean all at once, it's game over.
No one else is having problems with the site? If I accidently back out it takes me 15 tries to get the site to load properly, it's all sorts of fucked up on me and I'm getting really pissed off. It's the only site that causes me problems. Is there something I should look at techies out there or am I just flat out fucked?
Coco is at no risk of drowning. She's got various and sundry flotation devices bolted onto her body!
OF COURSE SHE CAN TAKE A POUNDING!!! She's half silicon and her ass is stuffed with lard. Hit it as hard as you want but your ass will go bouncing off at top speed!
Submitted by CindyBman on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:18am.
I'm not hating on her -- just curious -- in photo #9, are those scars under her butt cheeks? Can a person actually *have* butt implants? How the hell do you heal from that? 6 weeks on your stomach???
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I have no idea about her butt if it is real or not, but those are tanning bed lines on her ass. If you lay in a tanning bed, generally you will end up with lines on your ass.
Submitted by CindyBman on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:18am.
I'm not hating on her -- just curious -- in photo #9, are those scars under her butt cheeks? Can a person actually *have* butt implants? How the hell do you heal from that? 6 weeks on your stomach???
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I thought the same thing about thumb #9...wow butt implants sound painful ewww
"Queef" has to be the best term and I howl when South Park used it at the coverage of the Royal Canadian wedding: "Here are Canada's Terrance and Phillip and their brides the Queef Sisters. Wait, was that a queef? I believe it was. And here is the Queen of Canada - yes yes there was the royal queef, as is tradition....."
Not sure I get "queerting" - can only lesbians do that? A fart queef from a dude is just a fart MK.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:00am.
I don't know but I bet she can float like a motherfucker.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I *hearts* Coco and T.