Butt Glitter And Rhinestone Dust All In Your Eyes
If 100% of the %1 looked like this, bitches wouldn't be pissed at all!
This is the sch in my nitzel, Harald Glööckler (government name: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GNOME CREATURE IN THE WORLD!!!!), exuding luxuriousness and seeping out potent opulence from his pores at the Berlin launch of his new gold dinnerware that is so damn expensive you're going to receive an invoice in the mail for just looking at pictures of it.
Harald could pay my electricity bill just by kissing the ConEd envelope and leaving a print of his crushed ruby lipstick on it. Harald ups the value of a piece of toilet paper by 10,000% just by rubbing his golden glazed orifice on it. Just look at Harald sitting around poor peons while wearing every jewel from QVC of the Nile and there's not one bodyguard protecting him. If one of his priceless jewels gets snatched, he'll just fart out another one.
I bet Harald was a Sweet Secrets Doll in his past life. Bitch IS luxury. Fancy isn't even a fancy enough word to describe this. The Evil Queen can give up her throne to Harald now, because he stole her look and gave it the diamante-encrusted glamour it needed.
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Niko, I was reading a german article where he talked about hanging with Sascha Baron Cohen and how he is the inspiration for "Bruno". That has got to count for something as well!
Oh yes and somebody who has Brigitte Nielsen for a muse, Vic Beckham stealing his trademark (crown) and the monikers "Chanel on acid" and "Neuschwanstein on legs" has already reached everything you can wish for in the fashion stakes. Too bööd the world across the pond doesn't seem quite ready to embrace the god(dess) The Harald is, at least judging by the comments here... But there'll be no escape, your little cousins apparently have a TV series about him lined up, one small step for Harald, a giant leap for mankind.
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Auri sacra fames
Saw him on German TV lately and he was great fun, you have to hand it to him, he had a terrible, abusive, dirt poor childhood and made a success of his life by creating clothes for fat wives of German millionairs. Very active in various charities too and with a great sense of humour, you go Harald!
Somebody here mentioned a weird likeness to Dave Gahan, so true! LOL
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Auri sacra fames
Hideous!
Gotta fess up that I LOVE that shirt, Id wear that with so many things and it would be fab.
ETA: What's with the keloids between the cleavage, or did he have an open heart surgery?? Im sure when they cut him open fairy dust, unicorn queefs and little hearts fluttered outta his amazing chest.
good to see bethany frankel finally did something about her jaw.
you go, skinny girl!
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Hah! That made me spew my coffee.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 12:26am.
good to see bethany frankel finally did something about her jaw.
you go, skinny girl!
literally...LMAO! *high five*
I thought this was just Zachary Quintos drag alter ego.
that's pretty damn gay.
not that there's anything wrong with that but...HA HA HA...he's so in my face with it that I can smell his breath. smells like rainbow brite gummy vitamins. :D
He owns his own business, enjoys the finer things in life, has impeccable manners. Why some lucky lady hasn't snatched him off the market, I'll never know!
You know, after Leona died, I was wondering who still "Guarded The Castle". Question answered. And to the ht8r bitch....those ARE not press on nails....while the bitch might be pouring pretend coffee, he must have a nail salon in the back of the shoppe.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
OMFG I cannot take it... just look, LOOK at the photographs!!!! The outfit, the cleavage, the accessories, THE MAKEUP!!!!! What planet is Harald Glööckler from?! I want to see a reality show of his life, that would be surreal
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That is one f#cked up looking drag queen or drag king, am not sure. Think that he? is not sure either.
Look closely at the cleavage. That's some trompe l'oeil shit! What an artist. But seriously, he reminds me of the skeleton tattoo guy.
I say he is the illicit love child of PeeWee Herman and Miss Yvonne (and raised by that con artist/child toucher Monsieur Robert).
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:33pm.
I love Berlin. Berliners have their own sense of humor, but it's unique to the city and their way of speaking Deutsch.
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Something nice about Germany: I like Stefan Raab. He is very funny. I liked his show "TV Total". Is it still on the air?
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The last time I was in that part of the world he was on. Yeah, he's a funny guy.
good to see bethany frankel finally did something about her jaw.
you go, skinny girl!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related
Submitted by guruXen on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:55pm.
Did this pocket Liberace intentionally stain his cleavage to look like a dirty ass crack?
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Just look at his face, for fucks sake! YES!DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
I didn't have my glasses on and from a distance I thought maybe Joey Fatone had lost some weight.
He looks a busted, budget, Joan Rivers version of that Nick guy from Project Runway too.
Submitted by guruXen on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:55pm.
Did this pocket Liberace intentionally stain his cleavage to look like a dirty ass crack?
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Yes.
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
That poor little dog. Every muscle in its tiny body is straining away from THE SCARY FACE: "Help. HELP. HELP ME YOU BITCHES."
isn't he just precious???!
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:33pm.
I love Berlin. Berliners have their own sense of humor, but it's unique to the city and their way of speaking Deutsch.
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Something nice about Germany: I like Stefan Raab. He is very funny. I liked his show "TV Total". Is it still on the air?
did he use eye liner to create a cleavage? lol
Did this pocket Liberace intentionally stain his cleavage to look like a dirty ass crack?
I love Berlin. Berliners have their own sense of humor, but it's unique to the city and their way of speaking Deutsch.
Who is the other flamboyant glamour dude? The Asian one?? These two should host a glitter, makeup and magic show together. I still don't think anyone works the eyes better than that Tokyo Hotel dude.
it looks like someone went crazy with a bedazzler on a men's figure skating shirt. i like the violet eyeshadow and dame edna rings though.
oh wow, i love your icon becky n sydney (wish i was in sydney)!
Are those Lee Press On Nails? That is klassy!
All this and I bet he can still do a better Marilyn that Hohan.
Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 6:54pm.
I thought it was Christopher Lowell...
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Oh wow, you're right it's the deutsch Christopher Lowell!!
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 8:17pm.
I didn't like living there because people in Berlin have no sense of humor. I just can't force myself to live in a place with no laughter. And they really do love David Hassehoff, and not in the way America does.
You see, we are laughing at this guy, not with him. Most Berliners would pat this guy on the back and call him a genius. I fell in love with Berlin because of the intense history of the city, but quickly fell out of love with it because it has been repopulated with pretentious twats. Present day Berlin wishes it was a grand combination of NYC and San Francisco, but all it is, is the worst parts of those two cities in another part of the world.
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Yes, I can see all that, as a visitor it has been hard for me to understand some of the cynicism of young Berliners in a place with very lax social constraints (in theory), but I have chucked it to the fact I probably don't look super friendly either- until you get to talking to me.
I love the history of the city and it's awesome museums, as well. The parks make everything very livable, but a friend of mine has told me the same thing about the lack of friendliness and humour in the people. Definitely pretentious. My biggest hesitation to living there is the sluggish economy and unemployment of the city...
Harald did a fantastic PETA ad. Link is NSFW:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q2ofrwltBLg/TQ6RlYlDiHI/AAAAAAAAAV8/iP-nH7g-1H...
...excuse me, is that cleavage?!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
i always wonder how this sort of person lives with themselves every single day? what is their daily life like? i can't imagine...but i wish i could
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That dog is thinking, "Kill me now".
is rococo like hot cocoa for rich, beautiful people?
he is a feast of rococo and baroque tackiness. I can't look at him directly, because like the sun, he will burn my retinas.
and unemployed bum, I imagine berlin as a combination of cabaret (the movie) & dieter's dance party from snl.
And yet he still wears less makeup than Xtina or JBlo
Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 8:02pm.
unemployed_bum - Aww, where are these sorts when I visit Berlin? I love the all hours thing over there, but people don't seem all that 'out there' compared to places like NYC or LA. Why didn't you like it though? I ask because I have entertained ideas of moving there (I've lived other places like england but not in germany, yet).
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I didn't like living there because people in Berlin have no sense of humor. I just can't force myself to live in a place with no laughter. And they really do love David Hassehoff, and not in the way America does.
You see, we are laughing at this guy, not with him. Most Berliners would pat this guy on the back and call him a genius. I fell in love with Berlin because of the intense history of the city, but quickly fell out of love with it because it has been repopulated with pretentious twats. Present day Berlin wishes it was a grand combination of NYC and San Francisco, but all it is, is the worst parts of those two cities in another part of the world.
Submitted by Sonica on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 8:00pm.
He has the best man cleavage I've ever seen!
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Courtney Stodden could learn something from this guy's cleavage
The doggy pic is the best- how to scream "help me" with your eyes...
unemployed_bum - Aww, where are these sorts when I visit Berlin? I love the all hours thing over there, but people don't seem all that 'out there' compared to places like NYC or LA. Why didn't you like it though? I ask because I have entertained ideas of moving there (I've lived other places like england but not in germany, yet).
He has the best man cleavage I've ever seen!
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain
That poor little dog in the last picture looks completely traumatized. Bite the man, little dog! Bite the creepy, gross, pointy-headed weirdo, and run! Run like the wind, little dog!
The spirit of fuck you should never be underestimated. ~hotpocket 10/23/11
It's like looking in the mirror!
From the lips, the Lee Press-on nails, hideous jewelry, the posters of himself in the background, his lips and make-up; there's no safe place to rest my eyes!
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Submitted by Cisco Adler Tub... on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 7:12pm.
This guy is all kinds of awesome. I love that he has cleavage and uses fine bone china and that eye shadow! Get outta here! Total class act.
His pup is so cute and totally headed for taxidermy mantel-piece once he goes to doggie heaven.
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A pink bow? Really?
If Dave Navarro reproduced with a tranny, this is who we'd get.
WHAT THE FUCK!? His pinky is NOT UP! Bad, bad manners!
I'd hate to be the one who points out to him, most peoples drink their beverage out of insulated mugs these days.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
And Harald Glööckler will receive an ivoice in his mail for having destroyed my gaydar by sheer force of his gaylectromagnetic vibes.