Afternoon Crumbs

November 7, 2011 / Posted by:

The good news is that the neighbor’s donkey didn’t get out of his pen. The bad news is that the neighbor’s donkey still has itchy nuts. – The Daily What

When is Keith Urban going to put the tortured guinea pig on his head out of its misery already? – Lainey Gossip

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain called Brokeback Tundra is sadder than the first one – Towleroad

I really just want to cut fine cheeses and roll pizza dough on Jayde Nicole’s face – Hollywood Tuna

Matthew Fox found out the hard way that nobody wants to hire a pussy puncher – The Superficial

Either Stepford Katie has to pee or she’s smuggling an SOS flare gun under her skirt – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

An American is playing Princess DianaCelebitchy

And when Kate Beckinsale is done with that belt, she can use it to wrap Christmas gifts – Popoholic

I see that the theme of this year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show is once again: Let’s See How Much Shit We Can Pile On Our Models’ Backs Before They Break In Two – The Berry

Which one is Xtina? – Just Jared

I see your American Apparel panties, Ryan Gosling Popsugar

Happy SANS FARDS Monday – Cityrag

By the looks of that kitchen, this boy needs to do more cleaning and less dancing – Videogum

Gabriel Saporta’s billy club dick could beat down a cobra and a starship – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Who is Johnny Depp offending today? – I’m Not Obsessed

The streaker’s pubes are showing more believable emotion than Hayden Pantyairs is – Hollywood Rag

Today’s beautiful music is brought to you by the sound of a bottle hitting Brody Jenner’s head while he tried to defend Avril Lavigne during a bar fight – Celebslam

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