Kelly Rowland Is Going To Pay For This!
Beyonce was supposed to announce the sex of her unborn ball of infinite golden light by shooting out of a pink diamond-encrusted cannon into a ring of pink fireworks as water dancers wearing pink mermaid tails swim in a pool of pink champagne while spelling out the words "IT'S A GIRL!" with glitter-dipped pink flamingo legs, but that's not going to happen anymore. Destroy the cannon, kill the water dancers and drain the pool, because Kelly Rowland has ruined it for everybody.
During an interview with Bang Showbiz (via People) on Thursday night, Kelly let everyone know in so many words that the case covering Beyonce's pillow baby is light pink and covered with tiny rhinestone vaginas. Here's the words that made Tina Knowles scream out, "I should've snipped that traitor tramp's tongue while I had the chance!" over her cauldron in the witching room of the House of Dereon:
"I have no idea what I'm going to buy Beyoncé at the baby shower because Jay is going to buy that little girl every single thing possible."
Kelly Rowland is a judge on the UK's X-Factor, is the biggest star in Liechtenstein, or some shit, and was very close to earning a permanent "Stay Out Of The Basement" card. But then she had to go and fuck it all up. X-Factor will replace her with another one of Destiny's children any day now and her name will be erased from iTunes FOREVER! The only time you'll be able to hear her voice is when you put your ear up to the basement window at the end of the night to her hear sing "Castle on a Cloud" with Basement Baby.
Here's Beyonce smiling a "that bitch is gonna get it" smile while walking to some building in NYC yesterday.
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Submitted by dementa on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 12:43pm.
Also, Kelly is easily prettier and has a much better body than Beyonce. Also she doesn't look as dead in the eyes.
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I always thought Kelly grew up to be better looking than Beyonce. Kelly has the most amazing body EVER!!! And doesn't it suck that they made Kelly shorten her name from Kelendria so that Beyonce would have the more stand out name. I swear those Knowles are BEYOND shady!
Lovely on the outside(with lots of makeup and fake hair that is)nasty black hearted greedy bitch on the inside.
and tell your surrogate i hope she has a healthy baby cunt!
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
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That hat looks so fucking stupid.
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oh god make this nasty bitch and her ugly doo-doo lipped husband go away!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 8:44pm.
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Also, ich hab mein Kommenter wieder und wieder geposted aber dabei auch jemandedn geantwortet.
Dann kamm diese Owl dingsda und hat gemmekert, aber grounder hat sein Kommentar auch die ganze Zeit reposted. Also ich hätte meine goschen halten sollen, wenn ich auf etwas hingewiesen werde die andere Person aber nicht? Ich kann sowas nicht ab, und mein Bltudruck steigt bestimmt nicht wegen so nem scheiß.
Jeder tut so besorgt, dabei tust du mich auch provozieren, wieso frag ich mich? wenn nicht wegen einer Reaktion.
Submitted by Allessandra on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 8:21pm.
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Your german oh dear god, anyways I WOULD OF NOT KICKED UP A FUSS ABOUT IT IF ALSO GROUNDER WOULD OF BEEN MENTIONED.
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Enough. I gave what you wanted below. But that's not what you wanted. I used to want to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you know, you're not that different from Karen Flatts. You don't come to have fun, you come to start shit. Too bad.
Hey Grounder, you reposted, too!! Not fair to Allessandra!! Oh, and also, Allessandra was the first person to post that video of the judge beating his daughter. In fact, Allessandra invented sound and the speed of light. Please don't forget to tell others and to give credit where credit is due.
Wtf is going on here?
Leave UBF alone.
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What the fuck do you get out of it, aside from raising your fucking bloodpressure?? WHO GIVES A FUCK??????????
I `ve done quite alright on this side without kissing ass, so nobody says you have to, but you waste an aweful lot of time on trying to prove you` re right. If you don`t wanna stroke out by 25, you might wanna chill and channel your engery towards a cause that really matters....
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 8:34pm.
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oh mein gott, wieso schreibst du auf deutsch??
Ich will nicht hier rein passen wenn ich dafür meine frässe halten muss!!
Nur weil ich nicht nett bin und nicht herum schleime, muß ich mir den scheiß nicht bitten.
Und klar bezeichne ich mich als Opfer, wenn ich nunmal zu einem gemacht werde.
Is it just me, or is UBF super sexy when she talks German?
*sidles up next to UBF* *gently places hand on her thigh*
Je eher Du von deinem Opfer- Trip runterkommst und deine " oh, warum immer ich " Mentalitaet ablegst, umso leichter wirst Du es hier haben. Und die Tatsache, dass Du nicht auf Deutsch geantwortet hast, wird definitiv die "alt" Geruechte schueren.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
So good, had to say it twice.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 8:21pm.
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Your german oh dear god, anyways I WOULD OF NOT KICKED UP A FUSS ABOUT IT IF ALSO GROUNDER WOULD OF BEEN MENTIONED.
Dont act like it doesnt matter if peoples feeling´s get hurt, because basically you call me a cunt and cunts in general hurt ppls feeling so it does matter even to you.
I just see that I am always being treated differently, not equal one rule for me. Thats because people like having jabs at me, I aint gonna take that.
Grounder also reposted over and over again.
Good evening, err'body. How goes it tonight?
I think I called UBF a poopyhead once. Definitely slut, I've used that one on her. And you, too.
You are both sluts.
Mmm, wonder if the Austrian will respond in her native tongue? The possible troll game has been stepped by an Uncle Brain Fart, who hails from Texas, courtesy of Germany. She just laid some German on Allessandra's ass. Is Allessandra really Austrian? Will she now pick this time, of all times, to take the high road? Stay tuned folks...
WOW. You know you're a cunt when you call UBF names.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Ich sags mal auf Deutsch, dass du vielleicht mal kapierst, was ich Dir hier versuche klarzumachen. Kein Schwein interessiert sich fuer deine Kommentare, ob Du sie einmal oder zwanzigmal hinklatscht. Wenn Du von irgendjemandem ne Entschuldigung erwartest, oder ein "Gestaendnis", dass sie genauso bescheuert sind wie Du und ihre Scheisskommentare hundertmal posten, dann GOOD FUCKING LUCK. Hier bei D-listed interessiert es keinen Schwanz , ob jemand deine Gefuehle verletzt hat, oder jemand ein "boeses Wort" zu Dir gesagt hat. Also, komm von deinem Cunt-film runter, und versuch hier Spass zu haben, oder halt deine jaemmerliche Fresse.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Alessandra, I read this post last night at midnight. I came back and just noticed that yours was reposted. And I totally forgot about Grounder in general. I only know that you posted several times because someone was complaining about it on another thread.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Oh stop it, Allessandra. Take some meds or step away, man. You're acting no better than Karen Flatts. Who gives a shit?
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 8:08pm.
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I dont give a shit, the sad bitch called me names for no reason, Im done with her.
Dont give a shit about uncle fucking farts fan base either.
grounder, if you may admitt you also been reposting, well that would be fucking helpfull, coward.
Submitted by Allessandra on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 7:59pm.
Uncle Brain-fart
Do you fuckface own any self awareness?? you keep mentioning me, tho you said you will ignore me say nasty things when I dont even mention you, because your not interesting enough for me.
Your a bully, all you do is have jabs. If I would care, I would of probably been bullied out of here by now.
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I WAS NOT going to post anything here but leave UBF out of this. She is one of the nicest posters on Dlisted so if she is calling someone out there must be a reason.
Rolling in a peace grenade...
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Submitted by Allessandra on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 7:56pm.
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Why does no1 have a problem with grounder reposting the same comment over and over again???
dont you feel petty for cheap diggs??
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Hey Allessandra,
Do you want me to say it? Okay: Hey Grounder, I've been told that you are reposting the same comment. I'm letting you know that that's not okay, especially since Allessandra was unfairly pointed out as doing the same thing. So, on behalf of Allessandra and all dlisters, please cease from posting and re-posting your comments. Sincerely, Bjork You
There. Feel better now, Allessandra? Now just get back to snarking.
Don`t you feel like an idiot reposting the same shit over and over again, when undoubtly nobody gives a shit? You talk about self-awareness?? Undoubtly you don`t have any, not noticing that big fat "I am annoying, see me repost" sign on your fucking forehead.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 7:56pm.
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Why does no1 have a problem with grounder reposting the same comment over and over again???
dont you feel petty for cheap diggs??
It really takes the piss, ho not 1 of ou dares to admitt thy noticed grounder also reposting, not even grounder himself. Fucking hell thats petty, because of course you couldnt moan anymore if youd admitt grounder done the smae thing.
I am not Dlisted´s punch bag you sad fucks, gangin up like in high school.
Uncle Brain-fart
Do you fuckface own any self awareness?? you keep mentioning me, tho you said you will ignore me say nasty things when I dont even mention you, because your not interesting enough for me.
Your a bully, all you do is have jabs. If I would care, I would of probably been bullied out of here by now.
ooh she'd better watch her back or the gyrating baby bump will get her!
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 7:42pm.
Alessandra, you've been reposting this comment over and over since yesterday.
Just leave it alone already!
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Merci.
common grounder, dont just lurk there have some balls and admitt you reposted your comment over and over...
Nightowl, don`t engage with the miserable cunt. She is one to believe who yells loudest is right. If D-listed came with volume, we would hear "cuntanese" all day at jet-noise level.
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Hi Owl,
You tramp, you.
Common Owl, you must of noticed grounder doing the exact same thing, I atleast added some things to it. Why didnt you mention grounder aswell?? Dont tell me you didnt because thats straight up lying.
Alessandra, you've been reposting this comment over and over since yesterday.
Just leave it alone already!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
I pray to the creole deities that little Jayonce comes out looking just like her father.
I expected Beyonce to blow up like Kate Hudson during her first pregnancy, but she must be on the Victoria Beckham air & water diet.
Pregnancy will not be kind to Jessica Simpson.
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Yet again, I have accurately predicted the sex of an unborm baby. I swear, I'm the Fetus Whisperer. But we're all Preganancy Suit Whisperers, so we have all called this.
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Submitted by jackie on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 1:23pm.
Well, I know a lot of celebs have the babies removed in the eighth month so they can avoid the worst of the marks.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Funny detail about Lilith: in some mythos she was the mother of vampires! Real one, not sparkly ones.
As for Beyonce's babytimes, I guess the sonograms for the surrogate came back. Too bad for the baby that Jay-Z's ego would never allow sperm donation, because that kid will be cursed with the fugly.
Does anyone else think she encourages the rumors about not really being pregnant because it means more attention is paid to her?
Also, Kelly is easily prettier and has a much better body than Beyonce. Also she doesn't look as dead in the eyes.
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Beyonce = Perfect Lying and Stealing Machine
If I were Kelly, I'd make an announcement more like...
"Beyonce is pregnant? So the fuck WHAT?!"
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Now Beyonce is gonna beat her up and have Kelly in a headlock with her terrible thighs...great, well done Kelly!!!
Sick of celeb getting paid hundreds of thousands for announcing their babys gender in a magazine or show....arrrrrrr
@Nunya I am also shocked as to how lil Beyonces body has changed, it seems its all in her belly and knees.
looks like bey-bey raided the seinfeld wardrobe closet and stole the puffy shirt.
sorry, girl. jerry wore it better.
Lilith in Jewish mythology was also Adam's first wife who rejected him before he got Eve. She was Pagan and ran off to the woods.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 12:08pm.
Why am I so bored with celebrity gossip lately?
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Naomi Campbell is long overdue to slap some peon with a cellphone.
*crosses fingers*
Kelly is practically Beyonce's slave! Bitch dropped everything at a time when she was starting to get her shine for the song "Motivation" to cameo for all of 2 seconds on Beyonce's hot ass mess of a video for "Party"!
Beyonce probably commanded Kelly to leak out this information. This was a calculated move on the part of this starlet to keep her starlet shine alive, at a time when Kim Kardassian (don't make me check the spelling of that plastic) is getting all the attention for her fake marriage.
Oh, and BTW: Do polyurethane prosthetic baby bumps actually have genders? Or is this the sex of Beyonce's surrogate's would-be spawn?
Maybe it was intentional? I just dont get how she could like Beyonce, when Beyonce obviously was pushing her and the other one in the background in their Destiny´s child days.
p.s I want Beyonce to go away she is so trashy with her high heels and outfits whilst being pregnant.She and Jayz gonna treat their daughter like its the 2nd coming.
Not sure is her face fuller? Her body seems the same. I was all belly when pregnant, but my face was plumpy.
Luci, I agree with you about Kelly's nose and boob job. Excellent work.
Why is Lilith satanic? I like that name too.
edited ok I read the link Sasha Lilith it is.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 1:01pm.
I smell publicity stunt with this one. Rowland spilling the beans drums up controversy. I think they are still tight-knit, even if there is conflict. I could see this being planned.
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Agreed. Beyonce is a HUGE attention whore (even though she's rarely called on it). Since Kim Kardashian's divorce pushed bey's pillow pregnancy out of the spotlight, beyonce's been running around desperately courting attention by showing off a completely flat belly beneath baggy shirts and dresses.
I say "desperately", because you have to be desperate (pathetically so), to WANT people to question whether or not your pregnancy is real, and show off in a way that practically invites them to do so (attention whores don't care if publicity is good or bad, just as long as someone is looking at or talking about them).
Anyway, the media is obsessed with KK right now, so no one noticed (not even bloggers that usually love to dig in on bey, like sandra rose). I find it really suspicious that after an entire week of showing up everywhere with a non-existent baby bump and getting no press, suddenly, a childhood friend leaks the (pillow) baby's gender.
It had to be a celebrity "friend" because an anonymous source would be ignored/no one would take it seriously enough to make it a big headline.
Having Kelly leak this info is a win-win: Kelly gets press for putting the news out there (she's trying to promote an album right now), and beyonce gets some media attention back on her fake pregnancy. It was also a better idea to have Kelly leak it than a Knowles family member, because now beyonce can pretend it was a legitimate leak. If the news came from someone too close, it would definitely reek of attention whoring (it is), especially since beyonce and her closest relatives have said they'll keep the info quiet.
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And I was 5 minutes late for the the Lizzie drive by.
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