Hot Slut Of The Day!

Last February, I declared my love for the forever sophisticated Beverly Cunningham and threw my body at her feet so her glamorous boots would never have to touch the footprints made by us mere mortals, and now it’s time for me to do the same for her husband Shadoe Stevens.

Shadoe has the face of a Michael Douglas, the frosted mane of a mid-80s Tawny Kitaen, the style of a Yanni, the complexion of a nacho cheese Bugle and the voice a bass swan on speed whose vocals cords are wrapped in cashmere. Shadoe narrated some of my childhood by being the voice of American Top 40 radio in the mid-80s and before that he was the star of those Federated Superstore commercials. Today, Shadoe’s magnetic voice still booms out of speakers and dives into ear holes as the voice of The Late Late Show.

Fun fact: Shadoe’s parents originally named him Shadow, but when an electrifying current came out of his mouth while making his first coo, the “w” in his name stood up sideways to salute! And that’s how he became ShadoE Stevens.