Dr. Drew Conducts A Thorough Investigation Into What Courtney Stodden's Tits Are Made Of
Dr. Drew's insightful interview with Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison about their unjustified deportation from the pumpkin patch for smearing the innocent retinas of children with their full-blown skankness was a ratings goldmine (not really) and is said to be the frontrunner for a Peabody Award (no, it's not), and so he has brought them back for another future award-winning piece of high-brow journalism. Christiane Amanpour, get yourself some Visine, girl, because I see the envy trickling out of your eyes.
In an episode airing on Monday, Dr. Drew is finally going to answer the question we've all been asking. No, the question I'm talking about is not why hasn't Dr. Drew dropped a 5150 on Courtney for driving the world into insanity with her mind-boggling beauty. Dr. Drew is going to take an ultrasound probe to chichis of the 17-year-old velociraptor who Doug found stuck in the Rock of Love Bus' septic tank. Courtney has always said that her chesticle sacks are 100% organic like the rest of her and now Dr. Drew is finally going to find out the true answer to one of life's greatest mysteries.
Oh, that fame whoring Dr. Drew is always finding new ways to terrify us. Why do I have a feeling that as soon as the tech started the titty ultrasound, she looked at the screen and blacked the shit out American Horror Story-style.
Dr. Drew isn't going to reveal the results of his investigative report until Monday, but I'm pretty sure the only things they find in Courtney's titties are a couple push-up bras her nipples sucked in, a few alien fetuses, her original birth certificate and a key to Mesopotamia.
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Didn't they release pics of this ho at, what, a year ago, and she was flat as Beiber? Now she's like this and we're supposed to believe she DD'd out while the rest of her is skeletal?? LMAOOOO Jesus Christ. Anything to promote a reality show. "Dr. Drew" is no fucking expert saint also. He's in on the game, or he's a pedo for her. Bunch of sick fks.
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Wonder if in the same show they will show Doug's
Results on the gaydar.
My gaydar is screeches gay when I hear him speak.
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 10:49am.
I think they're real. She wears a padded push-up bra and applies dark makeup to the crease at top of her breasts to give her cleavage more definition, and that's why people think they look fake. You can see the makeup clearly in the photos of her prancing around sans fards.
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That's what I've been thinking the whole time. It's easy to pull off the silicone look with the right bra and makeup. I sadly I knew this from the experience when my boobs were a tad smaller and firmer, now their about an E or F (bye bye firmness).
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After Kim's butt, now here's Courtney's rack. Maybe next time they'll do Jessica Simpson's head.
Used to love Dr. Drew, especially on Love Lines, but he has jumped the shark here. Celebrity Rehab made me a tad uncomfortable, but at least he didn't let them get away with crap. Why give any publicity to this teen skank and her pedo-spouse? Blegh!
I think they're real. She wears a padded push-up bra and applies dark makeup to the crease at top of her breasts to give her cleavage more definition, and that's why people think they look fake. You can see the makeup clearly in the photos of her prancing around sans fards.
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Why does "she" think anyone even cares? If they are real.."she" pushes them up and pads "her" bra obviously. Maybe "she" needs to increase the dosage of "her" estrogen shots or just have "her" balls removed
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"the 17-year-old velociraptor who Doug found stuck in the Rock of Love Bus' septic tank.."
HAHAHAHA, MK. ♥
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Dr Drew must have run out of drug addicted celebs.
wow, I used to have so much respect for Dr. Drew and I found him very likable on Love Line. Really shocked at his behavior the last couple years, but this really takes the cake. I'm over his ass.
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http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/wow-see-courtney-stoddens-...
If Dr. Drew's show says they're real, we'll know he takes bribes. Or she grew hard square hooters that look bolted on. In 18 months. (see above.)
Submitted by sonah22 on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 4:22pm.
I still wonder if this is all just performance art mind fuckery shit like that "bye good" crap. I just can't believe it's real. Someoen on the D once said they're doing this to mock the anti-gay marriage idea. I dunno, this is too bizarre.
And "Dr." Drew was so hot on Loveline. And I love how he could always tell at what age someone was traumatized because of their voices! that shit freaked me out. What the hell happened? His current show is embarrassing considering what he used to be. He sold his soul to the same thing the Shitassians did.
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He was great on Loveline and seemed devoted to actually helping people...I agree it looks like he sold out.
God, she is so mature - no wonder the old guys go for her.
I love how all of the women on here know how to create boobs on a budget! Stuffing, padding, shadowing, push up bras, tape, ect. Lol.
This is still creepy as all hell. She is 17 and she has two OLD MEN checking to see if she has implants? Man oh man. Dr Drew is so over.
Dr. Drew...what happened? I used to love you. But this? Unforgivable.
be cool about fire safety
NOW I've lost all respect for Dr. Drew. JimmiNY. Who thought up this fuckery?
That jogging/coffee run photo had the bitch in mountains of foundation. She was NOT bare-faced! She had on foundation. Without that...God help us all!
Dr. Drew you are dead to me.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 4:54pm.
Topanga: I mentioned Katherine because she allowed Joe to abuse everyone in that family. I think she's a shitty mother. Being passive and allowing abuse to happen is slightly less crappy than pimping your kids out, IMO.
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AGREE!
Regarding these two, they are losers, and I couldn't care less about her age, her boobs, or anything else.
I don't know who Doug is, never followed him, but does anyone else think he looks a LOT like Corey Haim in his later years?
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Dr. Drew is violating the hippocratic oath of doing no harm by:
1. Giving free publicity to the sexual exploitation of a minor
2. Trying to cram more of this filthy, ho ass shit down the throats of millions of Americans
I have officially lost whatever tiny bit of respect I had left for Dr. Drew.
can't this bitch just wait until shes 18, poss for playboy and get the fuck out of everyone's lives? i'm sick of seeing her issues everywhere.
I have scant regard for anyone who allows these two face time, much less cuts them a cheque for the honour.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 6:07pm.
I'd really like to take that stupid ass arm bracelet and go off on it, Office Space style.
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^^^^^this!!! LOL^^^^^
C'mon, a celebrity ass-kisser like Dr. Drew is going to out Courtney as a non-plastic, non-17yo? He's in on the whole charade.
Fake or not, she's still a train wreck!
The big controversy with these two fucknuts is the question of whether her body is REAL?!
STFU, Drew. And can somebody push these into the compost pile topped off with some old, rotting Courtney o'lanterns. I'd really like to take that stupid ass arm bracelet and go off on it, Office Space style.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 4:39pm.
Forget the tits. Send her to a neurologist to find the cause of that weird facial tic.
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Uh huh. I'm thinking some kind of amphetamine that gives her a super dry mouth and makes her twitchy. She is drugged to the eyeballs, IMO.
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My guess is Adderall.
I'm not interested in her boobs. I want to see a certified copy of her birth certificate.
There's no shame in sexing doctors.
I'd do Dr. Drew. I have no shame.
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If they are real then at least we'll know she's a woman. I think.
Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 3:30pm.
So if they're real, does that change life...? And if so, for whom...?
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Big butt moms with retarded eyes...
No, but seriously...enough with the tits already...Fake tits happen...BigFuckinDeal...Some look horrible, some look real...some are too big, some are not big enough...blah, blah, blah...All I know is all my sistahs with big, natural tits wants them a bra to hike them puppies up to look like...Well, fake tits...AND all my sistahs got themselves no tits atall want a bra with padding in every direction possible to look like...Well fake tits...
Now don't even play, bitches all y'all know you got real tits that got some weight to them, yo' ass own a pushup bra...And all y'all sistahs with some Hershey Kisses for tits, y'all know you got some padded pushup bras...Sooooo...
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Topanga: I mentioned Katherine because she allowed Joe to abuse everyone in that family. I think she's a shitty mother. Being passive and allowing abuse to happen is slightly less crappy than pimping your kids out, IMO.
There was a pic of her in the Daily Mail, doing a coffee run. She was dressed like a truck stop hooker as usual, but didn't have make-up on. It was astonishing how pretty and young she looked.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 4:39pm.
Forget the tits. Send her to a neurologist to find the cause of that weird facial tic.
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Uh huh. I'm thinking some kind of amphetamine that gives her a super dry mouth and makes her twitchy. She is drugged to the eyeballs, IMO.
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Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 4:43pm.
Ummmmm, why can't he accuse them of addiction? The skank is CLEARLY on some type of drug. Either coke or meth and I would bet money on that.
dr drew is just pissy because he cant really get these two on anything. he cant accuse them of addiction, or anger problems, or of being sociopaths (which seems to be his favorite these days even though true sociopaths are very rare and he knows it) or any other of his other psycho mumbo jumbo. no, they are perfectly normal sane and normal fame whores. thats all.
Forget the tits. Send her to a neurologist to find the cause of that weird facial tic.
I still wonder if this is all just performance art mind fuckery shit like that "bye good" crap. I just can't believe it's real. Someoen on the D once said they're doing this to mock the anti-gay marriage idea. I dunno, this is too bizarre.
And "Dr." Drew was so hot on Loveline. And I love how he could always tell at what age someone was traumatized because of their voices! that shit freaked me out. What the hell happened? His current show is embarrassing considering what he used to be. He sold his soul to the same thing the Shitassians did.
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Can't be fucked reading/watching this, but although he is a fucking creep it is clear that, in a seriously delusional way, he worships the ground she walks on, and she is just using him because she couldn't find anyone more famous. DoesN'T make their relationship ok though, just an observation.
Not exactly life changing though...As advertised...Probably an important thing that we need to know, but as far as saving the world from a unilateral war or finding a cure for cancer I don't think her chi-chi's are up for a caper as life changing as that...Then I may have my standards bar set a little too high...
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I think it's a ratings thing and he's trying to outshock Springer...
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Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 3:30pm.
So if they're real, does that change life...? And if so, for whom...?
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well, it gives Drew something new in the mental playback reel when he needs it.
Spoiler alert: They are real and they are spectacular...
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hmmm, leads me to believe drew is somehow behind this unholy union...or just wants to cop a cheap feel.
and isn't the "dr" in front of drew's name an embellishment? thought he was just a counselor, not a real md.
eta..he went to medical school & is an md, which makes it even tackier, imo.
Dr Drew is a dirty ole man...
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holyfuck that girl has stoner wonk
So if they're real, does that change life...? And if so, for whom...?
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look at that awful shit-eating grin on the Mr's face
This is the second American Horror Story reference MK has made. I'm assuming he's a fan, too? I hope so. I friggin' love that show! It's definitely my new fave show of the fall.
Submitted by Secret Original on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 2:12pm.
Someone needs to schedule an ultrasound of Dr Drew's medical diploma.
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Hahaha! So true! This is like that dumb slut, Kim K x-raying her ass.