Saturday, November 5th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Tilda Swinton (51)
Kevin Jonas (24)
BoA (25)
Alexa Chung (28)
Ryan Adams (37)
Danniella Westbrook (38)
Sam Rockwell (43)
Judy Reyes (44)
Famke Janssen (47)
Andrea McArdle (48)
Tatum O'Neal (48)
Bryan Adams (52)
Mo Gaffney (53)
Robert Patrick (53)
Kris Jenner (56)
Howard McGillin (58)
Sam Shepard (68)
Art Garfunkel (70)
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fucking ugly cunt.
amen, cth, this is some gas-jockey james-spader on-crack fail shit.
she looks like one of those asswipes that gets canned during american idol auditions.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related
Uhh, MK should've just SKIPPED birthday sluts for this BREAKING NEWS: http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/04/sarah-jessica-parker-horse-race-trophy-hai...
SJP at a horse race!
Wishing Kris Jenner an unhappy birthday.
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Nova,
J. Crew has some wedges like these but in black and nude.
BoA? Happy birthday to my mortgage holder, you sadistic ridiculous fucks. :)
Ryan Adams and Bryan Adams have the same birthday...
Happy Birthday Art Garfunkel! I heart you longtime. And Sam Shepard too! I'd do you both. At the same time if we was in a hurry!
Love her shoes so much! *googles silver wedge heels*
Happy Birthday Tilda!
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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
-Mitch Hedberg(r.i.p)
Holy crap, space alien androgyny takes years off a trick's face!! Had no idea she was a day over 40.
David Bowie did it first and better. Sit down Tilda.
Kris Jenner *sigh* no words,but at least she obviously isn't lying about her age (although her face is trying to)____________________________________
"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Demon out! Demon out! Demon out!
Happy Birthday "Leave it Bo" Mo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEkL6B5MzYw
HB to Art Garfunkel!
And I hope that bitch Kris Kardashian - Jenner has a rotten birthday.
Tilda, sit the fuck down, you're no David Bowie.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Why are we acknowledging that Kris Jenner was even born?
I really want to see" We Need To Talk About Kevin", Tilda's latest movie. Heard she is great in it.
Love, love, love Tilda's shoes in this pic.
Hope Kris Jenner has a rotten birthday, and chokes on a piece of stale birthday cake. She's a hideous, lying, fake, shameless POS for using Nicole Brown Simpson's violent and horrible death as a way to promote her book. Just when you think this bottom feeder can not go any lower, there she goes again.
I didn't know that Tilda was in a David Bowie tribute band.
Submitted by dementa on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 9:08am.
56 years ago on this day, the legions of hell rejoiced, for one of their own had successfully entered the human world and would torture us with her spawn.
Couldn't have said it amy better myself.
56 years ago on this day, the legions of hell rejoiced, for one of their own had successfully entered the human world and would torture us with her spawn.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Tilda cannot be 51 because aliens don't age.