Kate Moss Always Comes Prepared
Kate Moss is a seasoned drunk who knows very well that sometimes you can get to a party to find that some rabid disrespectful piles of scab trash have sucked down all the good sweet nectar and have left you to make a cocktail out of melted ice and window cleaner. So Kate always comes prepared just in case disaster should strike, and last night in London she stumbled into the Dazed & Confused (too easy) party at the W Hotel with two human crutches to keep her from spilling her goblet of wine.
Kate was not about to spill one drop. Jodie Marsh could've come by and made the wind barf by flexing, and Kate's hand would've stayed steady and kept the wine in. Pete Doherty could've slithered up from the gutters to make tongue love with Kate's nostrils (how they used to greet each other in the old days) and that glass would stay as stiff as a zombie's dick. Bitch could go through a Wipeout obstacle course and come out with a full glass. Unlike that wrong bitch Kate Winslet in Titanic, Kate Moss is never letting go.
In the glory days, Kate could throw that wine around like nothing, but IN THIS ECONOMY you have to cherish and respect every precious drop. You don't waste that shit. You fight for it, you lie for it, you walk the wire for it, you dieeeee for it.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Sun, 11/06/2011 - 9:04pm.
Boozy, blouzy cover girl.
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Dirk, and she did Rimmel too. "...Get the London Lush Smashed Look...!"
See, she still pulls off the boozy lush london look, damn her.
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Boozy, blouzy cover girl.
Looks like she's dripping the sweet nectar all over that woman's pants.
One day when I hold my head up high once again I will giddily smile at the universe with the full knowledge that I did it all my way with a little bit of help of some well aged moonshine.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/11/kate-moss-arrives-at-the-dazed-a...
Eh she's alright, Kate doesn't bother me. She had those lovely wedding pictures some time ago with Jamie Whats-His-Face.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
looks like she chunked on her handlers pants.....
LOVE the tags MK.... brilliant!
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Kate has always looked like an intoxicated hammerhead shark to me. However, the memaw that she is spilling on appears to be a nice looking old lady.
I won't comment on her as a mother. Hopefully her child is loved well adjusted happy and healthy. It appears Kate has learned to balance partying and real life.
As for her skill as a model, bitch can take a picture.
Fav models back in the day include Christy Turlington, Linda Evangelista and Naomi dontfuckwithme Campbell.
Currently I like Jessica Stam, Gisele Bundchen, Daria Werbovy and Jordan Dunn.
Of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and yes I have beautiful eyes!!
You know it's getting close to Christmas when you start seeing Burl Ives out on the town.
The best part of this messy picture is SIR PETER BLAKE! That old man is a legend of an artist. Kate is lucky to be kicking it with him!
kate is overrated, though I commend her for not looking hard & too old considering her lifestyle.
& ITA with hekki regarding parenting.
list of perfect supermodels?
paulina beats them all.
even tho she did wreck a marriage, which forever changed my view of her.
still, no one has ever been prettier.
and for hot gorgeous? anna nicole smith at the time of guess jeans. you wont top that.
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i wonder if she hopes her little girl will follow in her footsteps.
what a skank.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:24pm.
I am laughing off my fucking ass at the thought of Kate Moss drunkenly slobbering all over "Wilford Brimley" (DIABEETUS) and "Faye Dunaway."
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Rather than Wilford Brimley, I was getting Sir Richard Attenborough vibe.
I don't get why people think a model has to be "beautiful". That's not what they do. If you look at the immense amount of photos of Kate past or present, you see why she is a true model. Bitch is versatile and takes a good picture. As for runway, well all that requires is being a twig and obviously she became famous for her photos since designers overlooked her height deficiency.
She lost her looks years ago but still they keep plastering her photoshopped-beyond-recognition mug all over the place. She was even the least attractive of the 90's supermodels.
"Dazed Hammerhead" right on indeed.
She looks great. The worst picture I've ever had taken was of me doing a very drunken limbo. The picture was full of crotch!
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Her:"I bought sparkling wine. Let's have girls night!" Me:"I would rather put a cigarette out on my clit." - Slashleen on Twitter
I truly don't understand why this woman was ever a model much less a supermodel or why people gush over her "amazing bone structure". Honestly, she looks haggard and the bad teeth don't help either.
I love Kate's dress but it looks like she put it on backwards.
Huh. Mebbe MK is getting tired or is not letting those drops on Kate's mom's pants leg get in the way of a good riff. Them's wine drops I see right thar, there's even some suspicious drops on Kate's left leg.
Meh, whatever, she prolly gets drunk as shit cuz she knows she can never compete with Elizabeth Hurley's gold digging magnificence.
Fuck the haters and live your beautiful life Kate! Your gorgeous even when your tights have wine on them and your blind drunk as fuck! Fresh faced with bed head?!
How ever do you do it Ms. Moss?
No holes in your tights? Getting classy in your old age, Kate!
I am laughing off my fucking ass at the thought of Kate Moss drunkenly slobbering all over "Wilford Brimley" (DIABEETUS) and "Faye Dunaway."
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Thats what I call a hot mess in a hot dress. Love that dress.
POOOHTEEEE!
I'm offended by that woman's navy suit.
I love me some cheap wine *tips spout*. That is all. ;-)
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Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 6:55pm.
I have never EVER understood the appeal of Kate Moss. She looks like a skull, has awful teeth and the tip of her nose reminds me of a sharks head. She has gnarly bowed legs and is short (for a model). How the fuckity fuck did she become a supermodel?
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You said it, sister. Plus the fact that she was with that disgusting mutant Pete Doherty.
Kate, even if you could fuck so good sparks would shoot out my ass I would still never, ever let you near me because you allowed that sick, greasy junkie to touch you.
You are now, in my eyes, a lesser being. Unworthy. Polluted. Contaminated.
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
girls got a vice grip on that wine.
shes never with her daughter...sad
Hanging with the olds to look young. Well played, Ms. Moss, well played.
I miss old Pete. The pics of him were so entertaining (christine the hoff's avie was one of his best).
I don’t know her story; she could be a good mom at home. Not going to hate on Kate, pass the Pinot.
She walked for Marc Jacobs (if I remember correctly) a few months ago, and with what she was wearing... holy cellulite and saggy butt Batman! She is definitely over the hill and needs to start working out. But I love her.
Word, Hekki!
Fishy, I think she is starting to show her age. She still looks a thousand times better than she should, though.
And my two cents says she gave up her right to do whatever she pleases when she became a parent. I think it's a person's prerogative to party like an asshole before and after raising kids. But in the meantime they should be your total priority. They're young for such a short while, it's hardly a sacrifice.
ETA: which is not to say that parents shouldn't have some fun times but if your whole routine is getting shithoused regularly, that's not cool, IMO.
Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 6:55pm.
The age of the supermodels was all about the models themselves. The models were the stars, not the clothes. That's why they were more "classically beautiful". Models like Moss and Gisele Bundchen are great models because they know how to show off the clothes. They actually work the fuck out of an outfit and/or photograph. It's not necessarily about their "beauty".
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Gee Kate, yes being a Mom is hard, but most of us don't have our own Mothers to live with us and serve as our full-time nanny. The fact that Kate is a wasted mess so often is just sad to me (and for her little girl even more so). Does anyone know if Kate like this in public, is it worse in the privacy of her mansion?
I have never EVER understood the appeal of Kate Moss. She looks like a skull, has awful teeth and the tip of her nose reminds me of a sharks head. She has gnarly bowed legs and is short (for a model). How the fuckity fuck did she become a supermodel?
Supermodels that I get:
Christy Turlington (simply perfection)
Naomi Campbell (even though she is the devil)
Helena Christensen
Bridget Hall
Nadja Auermann (the longest legs I have ever seen)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 6:39pm.
The worst I have is a picture of me inhaling the fuck outta a joint.
All my photos of myself are embarrassing.
Curiously though, I'm just being myself in them...
Oops. I only looked at the main picture and thought it was her mum from an odd angle.
They do look uncannily alike though, whoever that woman is.
The worst I have is a picture of me inhaling the fuck outta a joint.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 5:50pm.
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Two poodles AND a male stripper?? You attention whore. AHAHAHA!!! ♥♥
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HAHA..the only thing missing was you, IG..♥♥♥
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E-Z now.
Mums, especially, deserve a good night out once in a while.
Child-rearing is fucken hard work.
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The woman with Kate Moss looks exactly how I imagine Faye Dunaway would look if she hadn't fucked with her face.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
She does *hot mess* well.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam - That's her mum, btw.
That's not her mom, that's Chrissy Blake.
Here's an old photo of mom Linda Moss serving as Kate's human crutch:
http://www.absolutely.net/wenn/kate_moss_16_wenn1733762.jpg
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 5:50pm.
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Two poodles AND a male stripper?? You attention whore. AHAHAHA!!! ♥♥
Hey wait...this is getting good!
I've also had my share of retarded drunk pics.
That's her mum, btw.
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How does she never age?
Well, fuck it. I still would. Hard.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 5:50pm.
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Two poodles AND a male stripper?? You attention whore. AHAHAHA!!! ♥♥