You have already won Jeopardy! when the word “threesome” comes (heh, comes) out of your mouth during the game and you double win when Alex Trebek pretty much calls you as a sluttin’ trollop tramp with a sucio brain. That is why Kara is my new hero. But for real, Kara’s answer isn’t really all that wrong. Andy Urine (that’s how I heard it), Brenda and that whore Charlene are in a love triangle and most love triangles are solved with a 69 and a tap from behind. So Kara should get half of the points. Or that prude Alex should at least gift her with a threesome in the green room after the show.
via Warming Glow (Thanks Lola)