Josie Grossie Is The Most Overpaid Movie Star In Hollywood, So Says Forbes
It's another day, which means there's another list from the professional list makers at Forbes and this time they're pulling some OCCUPY HOLLYWOOD shit on millionaire movie stars.
Forbes took their highest paid actor list and compared it with the grosses for all the movies they starred in within the past 5 years. They had to star in at least 3 movies (animated movies were not counted) that opened in 500 theaters or more. They took what each of their movies made (including first year DVD sales) and added it together. Then Forbes took what the actor made for each movie and added that shit together. Then they divided those two totals. You know, I don't even know what I just typed. That mess is like a foreign language to me. I know, you come to Dlisted for dick cheese jokes and I'm giving you math! Let's just assume that Forbes got higher than a C in 6th grade math, unlike me, and came up with the correct numbers.
You'd think that Katherine Heigl would be #1 through #10, but that bitch isn't even on the list. Drew Barrymore took the top loser spot and Tommy Girl took the second from the bottom (wink wink). Here's the entire list:
1. Drew Barrymore - $0.40 on every $1
2. Eddie Murphy - $2.70 on every $1
3. Will Ferrell - $3.50 on every $1
4. Reese Witherspoon - $3.55 on every $1
5. Denzel Washington - $4.25 on every $1
6. Nicolas Cage - $4.40 on every $1
7. Adam Sandler - $5.20 on every $1
7. Vince Vaughn - $5.20 on every $1
9. Tommy Girl - $6.35 on every $1
10. Nicolas Kidman - $6.70 on every $1
If you asked my advertisers what they get for every $1 they put into Dlisted, they'd probably say hate mail and 2am e-mails from me begging them to send me their products for quality control purposes (that last part only applies to vibrator companies), so Drew Barrymore has one up on me.
Thanks to the Sir Isaac Obviouses at Forbes for letting us know that some millionaire movie stars ain't worth shit on a shit road. But I'd much rather see a list of Hollywood's most underpaid stars, which I'm assuming would include Betty White, everybody in Showgirls, the "I've Got No Legs" dude from Kids and Donna Wilkes from the Angel movies.
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this math is too complicated for my brains. yet the list makes sense...huh
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Submitted by blueangel on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 2:14pm.
Maybe it was a tie?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
except Drew Barrymoore, every one in the list is a great investment: for $100 on Eddie Murphy,you will win $270,it's good for me.
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Is Nicolas Kidman Nicole Kidman evil sexier male twin?? NO wonder he makes more dough than her!!
Hahahaha!!! I love you MK!!
*shakes can w/change "I have no legs!"
Happy bday PSL woot woot we scorpios rock!!
#10 is Nicolas Kidman? Who is that? Sounds like a combination of Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman.
Money aside, I'd much rather watch a marathon of Drew's old movies over most Hollywood folk. Just hearing 'Josie Grossie' makes me want to pull out "Never Been Kissed" followed by "50 First Dates", "The Wedding Singer", "Ever After","Grey Gardens", "He's Just Not That Into You" and has anybody watched "Everybody's Fine"? That movie had me in TEARS. Then for dessert... "ET". That movie alone wipes her off this list for me.
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I had a slutty friend in high school that some called Josie grossie.
Nikolas Kidman?
Buff it to a spit shine!
Math makes me sad..
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Submitted by kieranx on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:37pm:
"Nooooo- $180m PLUS close to $100m in P&A, and figure about 50-65% of what the box office take was goes back to the studio."
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That much for P&A, really? That's +50% of the original budget!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:34pm.
"Hangs head in dumbass shame."
You're right, of course.... where's Jack, I need my spanking.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Ugh! I'd rather sit on the pointy end of my trowel than do maths!!! Seriously!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:10pm.
HOT! I knew I liked you....
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CTH!!! thanks, hon!
Lucifer, I have a side of me......lol
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Just for a moment I was back at school
And felt that old familiar pain
And as I turned to make my way back home
The snow turned into rain
- Dan Fogelberg
Drew is sooooo cute. I just wanna cuddle her forever!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:29pm.
It looks like we're all underestimating Nicole's earning power. Take The Golden Compass for example. Box office was disappointing in the US, but the film grossed $372,234,864 internationally, against a budget of 180 mil. So, Nicole's frozen face managed to double the studio's investment and then some! Imagine her earning power if she had full use of her facial muscles again!
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Nooooo- $180m PLUS close to $100m in P&A, and figure about 50-65% of what the box office take was goes back to the studio. They may have made some of that up on ancillary sales, but it was certainly not the cash cow they expected.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Happy Birthday PSL.
Whenever I hear that someone is a Scorpio I instantly suspect that they are KINKY.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:29pm.
PSL I didn't know, happy birthday1!!!!!!!
--DITTO PSL - HAPPY BARKDAY :)
sandbitch, your avvie is killing me.
---*Courtney Stoddenmonkey*
you know, a wheel barrel. use it to move shit.
maybe I spellz its wronge.
AHHHAAAAAAAAAA!! Squealz with delight. It's a wheelbarrow you twerp. You know you bin saying it WRONG all yo short life - CONFESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
LOL forever, Jack, in that case that would make me a huge dumbass! Not that you all haven't already suspected it...
Seriously though, over here kids leave primary school at the age of 10 or so, and enter high school/secondary school which goes on for 6 years. We say 1st year, 2nd year, etc. instead of "grade".
PSL I didn't know, happy birthday1!!!!!!!
sandbitch, your avvie is killing me.
you know, a wheel barrel. use it to move shit.
maybe I spellz its wronge.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
It looks like we're all underestimating Nicole's earning power. Take The Golden Compass for example. Box office was disappointing in the US, but the film grossed $372,234,864 internationally, against a budget of 180 mil. So, Nicole's frozen face managed to double the studio's investment and then some! Imagine her earning power if she had full use of her facial muscles again!
This all makes sense because otherwise, Nicole would be back home by now, starring in "Dancing with the Kangaroos."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:32am.
These people are the reason most Hollywood flick are utter ass-batter.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
I still don't understand this shit. I suck at math.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
On Topic, Nicole Kidman is distracting to me, not just because of her freezer burned face, but because she can rarely keep the Australian accent out of her voice. It's always popping up in all of her work.
EC, yep! I love how Kim K lies about having work done. Please bitch, there are PICTURES!
guest and annobonnano, thanks for the bday wishes!
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Just for a moment I was back at school
And felt that old familiar pain
And as I turned to make my way back home
The snow turned into rain
- Dan Fogelberg
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:03pm.
People, Drew doesn't HAVE to work anymore, she was the voice of a re-ocurring character on family guy and was taking home the money in wheel barrels.
Nicole Kidman was good in to die for. other than that, meh.
---Fuck maths and Nicole Kidman. Wheel barrel?
Wot dat?
PSL,
Celebitchy says, "(Paris and Nicky) look like they’re just drunk and being stupid to me. It’s a weird thing to do with your sister, but whatever. They’re not tongue kissing or anything."
Funny, because I always thought that they were using an (unseen) big, black double-headed dildo in the pic.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:07pm.
Urgh. Just imagine the smell emanating from that limo.
It smells like Volka piss, herpes ointment and entitled despair. and unwashed tacobox.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
♥ HBD PSL! ♥
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Lu32Cy,
I questioned only because in the states high school is typically 10th grade through 12th grade, some places are 9th-12th... So I was questioning the SIX YEARS in high school.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:10pm.
Me too. I always got an A in maths, and even did advanced maths in my 6th year of high school. I am a nerd and I am proud. I love taking equations apart and sticking my fingers into the gooey centre of maths problems.
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That's hot!
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
The thing with Kidman is that she's in alot of those artsy independent movies that are really only made as Oscar bait. So she's pretty great in them but they made dick at the box office. But she still gets paid the same because she's Nicolas Kidman. (fucking genius, MK)
Then all those comedy douches on this list are way past their prime but still make bookoo bucks. Like who's gonna go see that stupid Adam Sandler movie where he plays his own sister? Nobody, that's who.
Citizenstrange, if I remember correctly there was a list like that a few years ago and the female on the list was Anne Hathaway, because of Alice in Wonderland. I think (???) the male was Johnny Depp.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:12pm.
??????
Haha, wat
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:07pm.
Urgh. Just imagine the smell emanating from that limo.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:07pm.
speaking of overpaid people, look at this old pic I just found..
http://www.celebitchy.com/2390/paris_and_nicky_being_pervy_mildly_nsfw/1...
If you look scroll back to the 1st pic in the set, you can see my avatar LARGE! So classy...
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I see Kim Kuntrashian in the mix with her old face.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:45am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:24am.
The thing is Nicole can actually be a really good actor when she wants to. Not so much since her face doesn't move anymore but there was a time when she was hitting em out of the park.
I still get turned on when I think of her in The Birthday Girl.
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She was great in Rabbit Hole and also Fur, the Diane Arbus Story. I actually like Kidman a lot. Cold Mountain was good as well.
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I liked Nicole in "Far and Away". She was so young and pretty then with those red cascading curls.
so many people ask about my avie....so now you all can really see it! That whole set of pics is hilarious.
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Just for a moment I was back at school
And felt that old familiar pain
And as I turned to make my way back home
The snow turned into rain
- Dan Fogelberg
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:10pm.
"....in my 6th year of high school"
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@ PSL - very classy, lol
Hey, Happy Birthday Lady! Missed it in the birthday thread.
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exactly. If I had that kind of money I would only leave the house to vacay, fuck work.
PSL
she's just the epitome of class...
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:56am.
I LOVE Math!
Me too. I always got an A in maths, and even did advanced maths in my 6th year of high school. I am a nerd and I am proud. I love taking equations apart and sticking my fingers into the gooey centre of maths problems. People look at me and think that I'm an airhead but they don't know that something sinister lurks under the pillarbox red lipstick.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:03pm.
People, Drew doesn't HAVE to work anymore, she was the voice of a re-ocurring character on family guy and was taking home the money in wheel barrels.
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Not to mention her producer moolah for the Charlie's Angels movies, Donnie Darko, He's Just Not That Into You, ad infinitum.....
The girl is filthy rich.
speaking of overpaid people, look at this old pic I just found..
http://www.celebitchy.com/2390/paris_and_nicky_being_pervy_mildly_nsfw/1...
If you look scroll back to the 1st pic in the set, you can see my avatar LARGE! So classy...
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Just for a moment I was back at school
And felt that old familiar pain
And as I turned to make my way back home
The snow turned into rain
- Dan Fogelberg
People, Drew doesn't HAVE to work anymore, she was the voice of a re-ocurring character on family guy and was taking home the money in wheel barrels.
Nicole Kidman was good in to die for. other than that, meh.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
@ Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:47am.
Another WTF is wrong with me moment - I laughed uproariously when the baby went through the windshield.
*doesn't really care about this post*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:56am.
I LOVE Math! Let's talk about proofs!
*nerd alert*
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The only proof here is that you're a weirdo. Loves math indeed. HARUMPH!
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I LOVE Math! Let's talk about proofs!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.