Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 4, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Lisa Haley, Grammy-nominated and legendary chicken fiddler! File this under: So this is the cluckery Lea Thompson has been up to lately.

If covered you Judy Tenuta in feed, threw her into a coop, let all the chickens peck the sanity out of her, pulled her up, threw a fiddle at her and then told her to GO, you’d have the amazing Lisa Haley! Thanks to the magical power of music, Lisa Haley is able to sound like a choking chicken, literally, while making faces like she’s choking the chicken, figuratively. The sound that comes out of her mouth is making Phoebe Price’s chicken cutlet cheeks tingle and the expressions coming from her face range from “murder is happening to me right now” to “my lady jizz is confused as to where it’s supposed to go during an orgasm so it’s trying to exit through my face and I won’t let it.”

This is why I love Amurca. This is also why Gonzo just put a “Don’t bother me, I’m fappin‘” sign on his bedroom door.

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