In Case You Missed It, The Other Coco's Gay Wedding!

Conan O'Brien ended his week of shows in NYC last night with a grand finale featuring the ginger giant with hair like a wave crashing in the sunlight officiating the wedding of his costume designer Scott Cronick and Scott's parner David Gorshein. Some cynical hos have put a STUNT QUEEN crown on Conan's head for doing this for ratings, but it looked genuine and sincere to me. I mean, don't get me wrong, it wasn't as genuine as a 10 hour-long, $15 million TV wedding shittacular between a hallow fame eater with butt meat for brains and a rock creature oaf in a tux, but it still seemed genuine to me and it's progress! Besides, Scott and David probably wanted to get married on TV, because they wanted as many eyes as possible to see their Say Yes To The Blazer ensembles. You cannot argue with this. And I've never noticed, but Conan is so damn tall that he makes everybody around him look like they came from the Shire.

Okay, maybe I have one problem with this shit. I am mad at Conan for letting an opportunity sashay by him. The opportunity I'm talking about is spelled R-O-J-O-C-A-L-I-E-N-T-E! The ratings scale would've set fight to itself just thinking about Conan, Rojo and Cynthia Nixon on the same stage together. As soon as that ginger trifecta assembled in the name of ginge gayelle love, Daylight Savings would cancel itself, winter would stay in its frozen demon hole and it would be summer for the rest of the year.

When you're breathing hot air into your palms to rub on your freezer burnt culo lips this winter, curse Conan's name as you do it.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by shandi on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:37pm.

Sweet, sincere, beautiful vows. And I agree that Conan just seems to be a real decent human being. Too bad more people aren't like him.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 6:27pm.

"...hallow fame eater with butt meat for brains and a rock creature oaf in a tux..."
Hahahahaha!!
I misread Scott Cronick as Scott Disick (the S is silent) and was curious and revulsed at the same time.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 6:03pm.

"Submitted by daisy100 on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:23am.
when conan lived in nyc, we lived on the same block. whenever i saw him i would yell up to him, "i love you!" obnoxious i know, but he would always laugh and say "love you too!"
*swoons*"

I was lucky enough to see his show live when he was still in NY with 'Late Night' and we did the string dance together in the pre-show. Then we hugged. It was awesome. Co-signed about him being crazy tall. I'm 5'9, was wearing heels that put me over 6 feet and I still felt short next to him.

Also, not to make MK jealous or anything but his Boo was the guest. Yes, AC is even more handsome in person. And he quoted 'Team America: World Police' in his interview. *swoon*
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Submitted by Newportjoey on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:11am.

If you were nicer MK, your Boo and You might be able to have Coco seal your vows....I know, I know....it's hard to make a silk purse....but you have potential.

"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"

Submitted by cake coke and cock on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:29am.

Aww shit. I hate crying on Fridays. Not cool MK.

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Submitted by daisy100 on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:23am.

when conan lived in nyc, we lived on the same block. whenever i saw him i would yell up to him, "i love you!" obnoxious i know, but he would always laugh and say "love you too!"
*swoons*

Submitted by MissBegotten on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:15am.

Add me to the Sincere Brigade. Love Coco, proof that a decent person can survive all the asshats in Hollywood. NBC has done some tragically daft things in the last five years, they plucked the poor peacock and stopped his voice calls. (Can you tell I used to be a fan?)
Congrats to the happy couple and thanks to Coco for showing people what a wedding can mean to sincere people who value love. Ahem...... Unlike some.....
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Submitted by Mama Bear on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:59am.

I've never been to a gay wedding but we were married by a gay minister. It wasn't to make a point though; he designed my dress and we needed someone to do the ceremony. We secretly laughed because we seated him next to my husband's very snooty grandmother who would have been appalled at having dinner with a gay man.

Submitted by BitchyD on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:58am.

I'm pretty sure they thought about Rojo and Cynthia, even had them on speed dial, but the camera guy warned against the the potential damage that much ginger greatness would cause to televisions across the land. It would have made LEDs overheat and blow like fireworks in living rooms from New York to Sacramento. Plasmas and LCDs would have simply melted into a puddle on the carpet from the sheer hotness. They thought seriously about it, but the repercussions of such an awesome ginger gathering were too great.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:53am.

The vows were sweet - made me get misty-eyed. Im sure the morons who watched that hyped and hollow wedding stunt didnt see this much love and emotion from the participants.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:38am.

I love Conan.

*applies to be a minister to perform crazy ass ceremonies for all*

Submitted by Starqz on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:08am.

I love Conan! I'll never forget when he came to my town last year on his Not Legally Prohibited tour and I got to touch him as he ran down the aisle near my seat. I tried to shake his hand but I ended up accidently grabbing his chest, his right moob to be exact and he looked right at me and smiled. He was SO nice to us all that night and put on a great show.:)

Submitted by Terrapwn3d on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:02am.

This brought tears of joy to my eyes. I am so happy for them.

And yes, I've met Conan in person and he is RIDICULOUSLY tall. I know I'm short, but damn!

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Submitted by Bunny_Ann on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 8:58am.

This is so sweet and wonderful! Conan is the best, I love that he did this on the show!

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Submitted by Juniperjump on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 8:50am.
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Hahaha, that should have come with a NSFL disclaimer. )

Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 8:57am.

MK can't get enough of the gingers.

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Submitted by The Machine on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 8:54am.

I cried like a little bitch through that ceremony.
As for Universal, I believe I am part of the 99% there.
The 99% of America who has been ordained by that damn site.
*hi5s herself*

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