Afternoon Crumbs

November 4, 2011 / Posted by:

Baby’s first “…the hell kind of way is that to eat pizza?” side-eye brought to you by Harper Seven Beckham Lainey Gossip

TOWIE’s Jessica Wright is a vision in paint ball elegance – Hollywood Tuna

Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe sings about a heatwave but all I feel is a cold spit drizzle – Towleroad

The hybrid of Taylor Lautner and Andre the Giant got paid too – The Superficial

The lesson that Pimp Mama Kris needs to learn here is to gag her mouth with a ball of STFU – Celebitchy

How many shoe horns were needed to get Jennifer Love Hewitt’s chichis into that bandage dress? – Popoholic

Helena Christensen’s still got it – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Attack of the clones – The Berry

Kristen Stewart in Vogue Italia – ICYDK

Helena Bonham Carter as Miss Havisham is perfection – Just Jared

Kristen Stewart’s hand cast equals fisting gone wrong – Popsugar

R.I.P. Dippin Dots The Daily What

Who wants some mashed CaCa and gravy with their turkey this year? – OMG Blog

This is what Jessica Simpson’s labor room video is going to look like – Videogum

Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston obviously fell in love during a goat handjob – I’m Not Obsessed

Lourdes is here to remind us all that our Werther’s Original days are almost upon us – Hollywood Rag

Someone named Kelly Kelly is in a bikini – Cityrag

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