I am still trying to process last night’s episode of America’s Next Pot Ledom and I’m convinced that somewhere there’s a closet full of tied up executives from The CW, because who is signing off on this acid-flavored ridiculousness? The show isn’t even shy about not taking its meds anymore and it will kick the tray of any mental hospital nurse who tries to get them to do so. It has gone full Lisa Rowe. Whatever weak lid was holding down Tyra’s crazy has popped off and it is not coming back. I mean, on last night’s episode, the all-stars had to write a song, star in their own video and they were forced to use “pot ledum” (top model backwards) in that shit. The result was a forty car pile-up of crazy.
Pot ledum seriously sounds like something Tyra smokes way too much of. Pass me some, Tyra, because I want to see the crazy how you see the crazy.
I’ve posted two of my favorites (Alexandria up top and the love child of Sarah Brightman and a tarsier monkey below) and you can see the rest here. It’s the kind of insanity that no straitjacket can contain.