What do you think happens when the local news shoves a camera in somebody’s car window as they’re getting a $500 ticket? They’re definitely not going to flash a smile and tap dance with their hands on their steering wheel for you. They might do what Mr. Elmo Shirt did during Stanley Roberts’ (or as Mr. Elmo Shirt calls him, “Irrelevant Fatass”) “People Behaving Badly” segment for the Bay Area’s KRON4. Mr. Elmo Shirt went off and gave us a show! If this fight went down in a cafeteria, we’d all stop chewing on our chicken fangers and turn around. Bitch pulled out every single line from the “You’re Fat, I Drive A Fancy Car!” book and wasn’t going to let Stanley get away without throwing flame balls at the lens.
It’s like he’s been training for this his whole life and has been itching to go viral. He’s got the tang of Antoine Dodson and I’m pretty sure Excuse My Beauty Stephen taught him how to flutter his fingers like a queen dismissing her court. There are too many snaps in this clip to count.
If this is KRON4’s way of trying to get me to Google “Stanley Roberts” to see if he truly is the “fatass” Mr. Elmo Shirt says he is, then it worked!
via The Daily What