This Is News: "Fatass" Reporter vs. Person Behaving Badly
What do you think happens when the local news shoves a camera in somebody's car window as they're getting a $500 ticket? They're definitely not going to flash a smile and tap dance with their hands on their steering wheel for you. They might do what Mr. Elmo Shirt did during Stanley Roberts' (or as Mr. Elmo Shirt calls him, "Irrelevant Fatass") "People Behaving Badly" segment for the Bay Area's KRON4. Mr. Elmo Shirt went off and gave us a show! If this fight went down in a cafeteria, we'd all stop chewing on our chicken fangers and turn around. Bitch pulled out every single line from the "You're Fat, I Drive A Fancy Car!" book and wasn't going to let Stanley get away without throwing flame balls at the lens.
It's like he's been training for this his whole life and has been itching to go viral. He's got the tang of Antoine Dodson and I'm pretty sure Excuse My Beauty Stephen taught him how to flutter his fingers like a queen dismissing her court. There are too many snaps in this clip to count.
If this is KRON4's way of trying to get me to Google "Stanley Roberts" to see if he truly is the "fatass" Mr. Elmo Shirt says he is, then it worked!
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A Category 5 chimp out!
The lesson here?
do not give parking tickets to gay men.
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I was getting dressed for work when this came on KRON4. I stopped putting on my pants and just stood there for like 5 minutes.
Then I applauded.
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"Joy and sorrow are life's companions."
That was fucking epic. I was so waiting for a couple of finger-snaps in the air.
I love him.
Hahaha I don't know what's funnier, this Elmo t-shirt-wearing queen dumb verbal fight or the extreme politeness of the cop and the reporter. What I find annoying is the fact that the reporter is videotaping someone getting a ticket, just adding another pointless show to the pile of random crappy stuff people see on TV or the internet.
I don't excuse him for being rude, but what's up with shoving a camera (almost) up people's asses today?. I would be annoyed too. People don't HAVE to see everything others do, yo. Everything today has to be recorded and uploaded. Meh.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:13am.
Um, wot?
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I was just referring to Mr. Elmo's comments about how nice his car is, and asking what kind of the car the reporter drives, and why he's stuck doing stories about the highway patrol.
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:02am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 7:55am.
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 7:53am.
I'd be mad too if I was getting a fucking $500 ticket. WTF do you do to get a $500 ticket? Holy hell, just take my car because I can't afford that shit.
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You get more than that in my state if you pass a school bus with its little stop sign out. I've never done it but my friend did and she got walloped with a $625 fine.
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According to Mr. Elmo, HE could afford it, but the broke-ass reporter couldn't.
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Um, wot?
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 7:55am.
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 7:53am.
I'd be mad too if I was getting a fucking $500 ticket. WTF do you do to get a $500 ticket? Holy hell, just take my car because I can't afford that shit.
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You get more than that in my state if you pass a school bus with its little stop sign out. I've never done it but my friend did and she got walloped with a $625 fine.
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According to Mr. Elmo, HE could afford it, but the broke-ass reporter couldn't.
Just had it out with my ex-husband and had to come watch this again so I could laugh at this guy. Now I'm off to watching father/daughter dance video again.
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 7:53am.
I'd be mad too if I was getting a fucking $500 ticket. WTF do you do to get a $500 ticket? Holy hell, just take my car because I can't afford that shit.
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You get more than that in my state if you pass a school bus with its little stop sign out. I've never done it but my friend did and she got walloped with a $625 fine.
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I'd be mad too if I was getting a fucking $500 ticket. WTF do you do to get a $500 ticket? Holy hell, just take my car because I can't afford that shit.
Hahahahahhaa!
Lately people going off on other random people has really been cracking me up. I've got all kinds of fuckery going on in my life and I love to see the thin veil of civility that exists in society getting ripped to shreds! If shit doesn't change in my life you're going to see me on a video like this some day soon! I just need to make sure I'm wearing an ELMO SHIRT when it happens!
Farty, I blew through a stop sign and didn't notice the cop sitting at the firehouse on the corner. Of course he pulled me over, of course I knew the reason, of course he asked me if I knew why I'd been pulled over, and of course I gave a smart-ass answer. Aaaaaand of course I got a ticket.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! with yo 12 sandwich eating ass!
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That was just the best start to my fucking morning. My only concern is that as a cop I would have pulled him over again and busted him for driving with no seat belt....lolol that would have really set his ass off.
“You're so unpleasant even I'm impressed. Do you visit orphanages to explain there's no Santa?”
Emma Grace Frost
The "Do you know why I pulled you over" is standard around here. One thing i noticed is, if I say "Guess my not-so perfect stop at the stop-sign back there" or "I think i was going a little too fast" they actually let me go without as much as a warning. It`s when you act clueless or a bitch (like dude up there), that`s when you get the ticket. Probably because cops want to be right, powertrip and feel superior for a second, but hey, if that gets me out of a $ 150 ticket, i let them have their moment of glory.
Oh, and if i have my husband in the car, i can`t talk my way out of SHIT, cause loudmouth can`t STFU.
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Hmmmmm...I think he might be gay.
Submitted by freshh66 on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 5:29pm.
yeah the whole "adults-wearing-kids-characters" is pretty awkward. I remember this bitch I worked with who wore a damn Dora the explorer backpack, sister needed to look in the mirror... its not ironic or silly for 22 year olds to wear dora...its tacky as all get out.
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Submitted by force noir on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:14pm.
One baster or two. I can fill 'em!:)
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Impressive. I smell a reality show! You, me, 2 turkey basters, 1 glamorous over-priced wedding, speculation that I am your beard, hidden cameras, 12 elmo kids in purple hoodies (their first word will be "fatass" - we'll be so proud), then will come the "surprise" divorce, leaked sex tape (yours, not mine)(okay, maybe mine too), the fall of our reality show, a Maury paternity test (you KNOW you're the daddy... look at those eyes, look at that nose... you know that's your chile!), oh, wait, sorry, am i dreaming out loud again??? Tee many martoonies. ;)
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 9:04pm.
When the police ask, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
It's because they want you to volunteer information. Like, "Oh yeah, I must have been speeding." That response would be noted and used against you at trial.
Everything they ask you is an attempt to get a confession out of you. So just give 'em your name, rank and serial number and never admit guilt.
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I think this is reasonable. Agreed. Name, rank, file, serial # and an "i had no idea, but I never intended to engage in xyz while visiting sick *insert loved one that you can validate at the court date* in the hospital would have my head so clouded as to run the light/speed/nod off, etc..."
HOWEVER, IF YOUR HO ASS SET OUT TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WERE FULL AWARE TO DO, THEN, YOU IZ ON YOUR OWN. BUT, for the horz here simply, and truthfully, nodding off validly or were in a state of stress/distress, just say so to the officers. For real. Just say that and, while they make you do their sobriety tests, they will respect regular stress as a cause, and consider it. *wonders wtfh am I rambling about here*
When the police ask, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
It's because they want you to volunteer information. Like, "Oh yeah, I must have been speeding." That response would be noted and used against you at trial.
Everything they ask you is an attempt to get a confession out of you. So just give 'em your name, rank and serial number and never admit guilt.
This public service message brought to you by Migraineuse, who does not like those fascist oppressors of the people who call themselves police.
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I liked how he kept saying "stick it in my car, stick it in my car" I think we know what he really meant.
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Submitted by Junebuggy on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by force noir on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 5:34pm.
And he's driving automatic! Hold my gold! Lord, give me a beverage.
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I think I just fell in love with you force noir.
Will you be my baby-daddy? (don't worry, we can do it turkey-baster style). :)
One baster or two. I can fill 'em!:)
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Submitted by hotpocket on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 7:52pm.
I totally agree, he needs a better repertoire. Stanley's not even really that fat, IMO. I do love this kid though, Elmo shirt and all. filming someone getting a ticket? LAME
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I am beyond hoffified
so funny...
best of Stanley "haters"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bajUpfif_8A&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
i love stanley roberts! i have seen him several times around the city catching a bunch of people "behaving badly." Although, all he really needs to do is find me and any of my heathen friends in one of the shitty dive bars to find out what kind of things bad people really do.
MK--be sure to check out his report on the naked Castro residents. That's my fave!
I like a good bitch out, but he needs more phrases in his arsenal. I perked up when he called him "chubby butt," but then he went back to fatass. Variety is the spice of cuntery.
I had THE shittiest day. It's this kind of shit that Michael K digs up that keeps me sane. Made me howl with laughter.
Maybe the dude did that to insure he'd appear on the news segment. They're going to broadcast someone calmly and politely accepting a speeding ticket?
I got a $200 ticket the other day. The officer pulled that "Do you know why I'm pulling you over" shit. I said no. Like, don't waste my time or play games with me. Just give me the fucking ticket so I can be on my merry way. Jackass.
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like this bitch was real offended he was being filmed.. now he's got even more motive to be a cunty. "DIDNT YOU SEE ME ON THE NEWS FATASS?? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! IM ELMO-MAN MUTHAFUXA"
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 5:20pm.
Seems to me if you can't phone record a person without their permission this ain't right, either. You have a right to privacy if it's not an official police recording.
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CA law only forbids intercepting a conversation where privacy could be expected.
"...conversations that occur at any public gathering where one could expect to be overheard, including any legislative, judicial or executive proceeding open to the public, are not covered..." by the law prohibiting eavesdropping. "For example, when a television network used a hidden camera to videotape a conversation that took place at a business lunch meeting on a crowded outdoor patio of a public restaurant, the conduct did not violate the Penal Code’s prohibition against eavesdropping because it was not a “confidential communication.” Wilkins v. NBC, Inc., 71 Cal. App. 4th 1066 (Cal. Ct. App. 1999)."
He's in a public place in California. Guess he can go suck a dick.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 7:07pm.
I wouldn`t even SEE that i am being filmed through the haze of tears over a $ 500 TICKET!!!
My response would be: Ok, who do i have to blow to get out of this shit?
Imagine THAT on your evening news.
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Ha, ha!! Slut.
I wouldn`t even SEE that i am being filmed through the haze of tears over a $ 500 TICKET!!!
My response would be: Ok, who do i have to blow to get out of this shit?
Imagine THAT on your evening news.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Hmmm, isn`t he setting himself up for another ticket, driving off without a seatbelt on??
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Dude has A LOT of nerve trying to berate someone whilst wearing an Elmo t-shirt. SMH.
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Douchechill!
And you just KNOW he's a BeYAWNce stan...I see these loud quick to pick a fight verbal diarrhea fanger in yo face queens on the reg in boystown (near Spin or Circuit to be exact)... Giving respectable stable black gay boys a bad name...
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Elmo is no Antoine (who is?) but he was fairly amusing and hit a few good notes. I can understand why he wouldn't want a camera in his face when he's receiving a $500 ticket. Dumb question--did he have to sign a release form to appear on Fatass's show?
I'm curious as to what Elmo does for a living--he did have a point about Fatass having a crappy "job."
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 6:10pm.
I love KRON 4. When they lost they NBC affiliation, they went balls to the wall. I interned at Channel 7, and all I heard was about the shifty ass bitches at kron.
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I love them too! They will report absolutely ANYTHING. But they are surprisingly quick on local stories. They are definetly my first choice for local "news".
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I loved KRON 4 when I lived in San Francisco for groundbreaking reports like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEKCNvWkJME
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Submitted by force noir on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 5:34pm.
And he's driving automatic! Hold my gold! Lord, give me a beverage.
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AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I think I just fell in love with you force noir.
Will you be my baby-daddy? (don't worry, we can do it turkey-baster style). :)
Guuurrrrrrrl! Uh hmmmm
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Stanley Roberts is hot!
Damn, I've never had the guts to call the officer names when I got pulled over..
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
I'm Team Fatass, because fatasses gotta look out for one another.
Also, that Elmo-shirt-wearing putz needs to calm the fuck down. All he has to do is show up at the damn courthouse, either plead out for a reduced fine or appeal, which he will win if the ticketing officer doesn't show, or go to traffic school to get rid of his ticket.
Traffic tickets in California are so easily dealt with, there's NO reason to stress it.
Smoke a bowl, Elmo Dude.
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Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 6:10pm.
I love KRON 4. When they lost they NBC affiliation, they went balls to the wall. I interned at Channel 7, and all I heard was about the shifty ass bitches at kron.
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I love them too! They will report absolutely ANYTHING. But they are surprisingly quick on local stories. They are definetly my first choice for local "news".
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