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November 3, 2011 / Posted by:

The man face trapped in a testicle!

“You’ve got a dude’s face on your jizz sack” is a line most of us want to hear at any hour of the day, but it’s not something 45-year-old Canadian man wanted to hear when he was getting a testicular ultrasound at Queen’s University in Kingston, Ontario. Dude went to the hospital because a pain in his crotch raisin bags would not go away. That shit probably hurt because there was a man in his nut who was suffocating and starving, and the only thing in there to eat was loads and loads of man chowder. And with that, John Travolta just prayed to the L. Ron Hubbard hologram in the sky to reincarnate him as a face trapped in a testicle.

The man with the face testicles one upped Banana Jesus and Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese by giving the urologists Nutsack Man (that sounds like something Tommy Girl dressed up as for the Scientology’s costume party down in the men’s dungeon) in an ultrasound, which they wrote about in an esteemed medical journal reported titled: The Face of Testicular Pain: A Surprise Ultrasound Finding. The doctors explained it like this: “A brief debate ensued on whether the image could have been a sign from a deity (perhaps ‘Min,’ the Egyptian god of male virility); however, the consensus deemed it a mere coincidental occurrence rather than a divine proclamation.

Sadly, Nutsack Man had to be decapitated, but the tumor in there was benign. This is why you should never say that you’d give your left nutsack to see Jesus. Although, Jesus sort of looks like a screaming Stephen Fry there.

via The Mirror (For everybody who sent this in)

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