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The man face trapped in a testicle!
"You've got a dude's face on your jizz sack" is a line most of us want to hear at any hour of the day, but it's not something 45-year-old Canadian man wanted to hear when he was getting a testicular ultrasound at Queen's University in Kingston, Ontario. Dude went to the hospital because a pain in his crotch raisin bags would not go away. That shit probably hurt because there was a man in his nut who was suffocating and starving, and the only thing in there to eat was loads and loads of man chowder. And with that, John Travolta just prayed to the L. Ron Hubbard hologram in the sky to reincarnate him as a face trapped in a testicle.
The man with the face testicles one upped Banana Jesus and Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese by giving the urologists Nutsack Man (that sounds like something Tommy Girl dressed up as for the Scientology's costume party down in the men's dungeon) in an ultrasound, which they wrote about in an esteemed medical journal reported titled: The Face of Testicular Pain: A Surprise Ultrasound Finding. The doctors explained it like this: “A brief debate ensued on whether the image could have been a sign from a deity (perhaps ‘Min,’ the Egyptian god of male virility); however, the consensus deemed it a mere coincidental occurrence rather than a divine proclamation.”
Sadly, Nutsack Man had to be decapitated, but the tumor in there was benign. This is why you should never say that you'd give your left nutsack to see Jesus. Although, Jesus sort of looks like a screaming Stephen Fry there.
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Is this what made the sonographer faint in last week's episode of American Horror Story?
Is this some kind of elobarate internet hoax, because this is not funny.
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I won't let my 6-year-old say balls or nutsack, so he calls them his "apple sacks"!
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The Face of Testicular Pain sounds like one of those shows on TLC like Half a Woman, and The Man Who Turned into a Tree with the dude with bark and moss tumors.
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Sea Man. Seman is a river.
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River runnin' down yo chin, bitch.
Submitted by Whamo :That's nothing, I have Ann Coulter's face on my nuts
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Good! Keep pushing that Hell-bitch's head down so it muffles the nonsense that comes out of her mouthal area. GOD, I hate that whore!!
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Sea Man. Seman is a river.
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Must be a Seman
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:57am.
lmfao!! So, does this make him bi?
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I think it might actually be Richard Simmons so you might have something there.
i love me some optical illusions. kind of tragic that this was brought to us by possible testicular cancer...
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This reminds me of when Josie Packard got killed in Twin Peaks and her spirit got stuck in a door knob! Yes, that happened! Looksee here:
http://www.thoughtprod.com/peaks.html
you have to ask yourself, WWNSJD?
(What would Nutsack Jesus Do ?)
Coming soon!! Lopped testicle selling on Ebay in 3...2...
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 7:35am.
That's nothing, I have Ann Coulter's face on my nuts.
lmfao!! So, does this make him bi?
I would think that doctor's would be smart enough to not have to have a debate on if this was a "sign from a deity".
HOLY BALLS! IT'S MUNCH'S THE SCREAM!!!
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Maybe it's his twin... =D
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Submitted by snowball on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 7:30am.
This is what happens when you masturbate. God sends a man down to live in your nut and make sure you don't wear your dick out.
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Freaky!
Another item that goes straight to my (overflowing) "why we need to be discerning about technology and sometimes reject it" file.
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That's nothing, I have Ann Coulter's face on my nuts.
Looks like an astronaut. "Open the pod bay door, HAL."
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That's completely fucked up.
However, all these "Jesus trees" and other things are all because our brains are hard wired to make order out of chaos. Faces are the most recognizeable and easiest for your brain to make sense out of so that's what your brain turns most patterns into. That's why people see faces in smoke/fire/leaves, etc.
Doesn't make this picture any less weird.
This is what happens when you masturbate. God sends a man down to live in your nut and make sure you don't wear your dick out.
Picture the TSA agent who has to do a full body search, touches the guy's ballsack, hears a man scream, and realizes it isn't coming from the guy's froat.
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Just wait until TSA agents start seeing funny things in those body scans. You know with the public anger they are on their best behavior now, but they'll crack and post something to Facebook eventually.
NUT EHSPLOSHUNS I TOLE EWE ODDY!!
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too early for this.
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wth????
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
There are just no words...
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Poor dude. I would hate to have a tit lopped off just because my nipple would be winking and talking to me.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.