Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

November 3, 2011 / Posted by:

Which Jersey Shore star is fond of saying, “It is not gay if someone else is doing the sucking,” whenever he is questioned about some of the people he has gone out with. (CDAN)

The question really should be, which Jersey Shore skank isn’t a member of the A Mouth is A Mouth Club? Show me a ho, male or female, with lips full of the Herp and I’ll show you a Jersey Shore whore they got it from. Shit, I’ll show you four.

This B- list actress from a hit almost network show has been married before. While she was married she had a little fling with a co-star, but has since moved on to another co-star. Well, that is what the public sees. What the public does not see is the cute female production assistant in her teens that our actress spends time with on a regular basis too. (CDAN)

Court “extra e” ney Cox! I see you trying to make Jennifer Aniston jealous.

This former A list actress and multiple nominee of some of the biggest awards out there is now a C lister on a good day. Well, she still has A list diva attitude though. When she was doing a premiere with some of the cast and was put in a hotel, she found out the director had a bigger room than hers. Our actress was not happy about it and asked him to switch rooms with her. He said no. She replied in a very loud voice in the middle of the lobby, “So help me, you are going to switch rooms with me or I will get on the phone to your wife and tell her all about those extras you fucked.” The director replied that he did no such thing, and the actress said, “It doesn’t really matter what happened, she will believe it if I say it.” (CDAN)

That’s our Sharon Stone. Nobody gets a case of the cunties (copyright: Ana Gasteyer) like Sharon Stone does.

While some celebs are finally acknowledging new additions to their families, others are in denial about their parental status. Well, here’s some info about one in particular that may add some fuel to the parental fire.

Is he really the father of this baby? As a matter of fact, he might not be the father. The new mom actually did have sex with another guy the week before she had sex with the celebrity. She is “pretty sure” that the celeb is the father… but there’s a chance that it’s the other guy.

Good news, right? Not so fast. Even if the celeb is cleared as the father, he’s still in a world of trouble. Why? Because this was not the first time he’s picked up a fan and had unprotected sex with her. The story that this girl is telling is absolutely true… and there are plenty of other girls who have had a nearly-identical experience with this same celebrity.

That means that there are an awful lot of people who are going to need to get paid off so that the celebrity doesn’t come off looking bad. And, while he’s at it, perhaps he should also consider paying for their medical bills. Because while the other girls didn’t wind up pregnant, some did wind up needing prescriptions. (Blind Gossip)

Is diaper rash contagious, because I really don’t want to take my mind to the place where I think that it’s possible for Justin Bieber to give a trick an STD when he can’t even spell STD. It’s time to SHUT IT ALL DOWN when we have to start making SpongeBob condoms.

Which high-profile — and blond — couple will be the next to announce a split? He’s an older, accomplished actor, while she’s young and less experienced. The pair shocked Tinseltown with their secret marriage just two years ago. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Let’s just pretend that “older accomplished actor” really says “douchey unaccomplished ass bag” and guess Heidi and Spencer?

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