Afternoon Crumbs
The Twilight Trio get dirty at Grauman’s Chinese Theater and I’ll let you make the fisting jokes this time – Just Jared
Angelyne got robbed for the new Bond girl role yet again – Lainey Gossip
The Situation is as broke as his face – The Situation
Jub Jub would make an excellent designated cocktail holder at parties – Towleroad
Hayden Pantyairs’ troll-on-girl pool action is boring – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Score another one for the gold diggers – Celebitchy
Megan Fox’s almost Mormon wife bun really adds to her overall ensemble – Hollywood Tuna
Vintage Kate Middleton in case you haven’t seen half of these – The Berry
BREAKING: Kids will murder you with their eyes if you fuck with their candy – The Daily What
Amber Heard looks hot – Popsugar
The time Bruce Willis sent Die Hard on Ashton Kutcher and had him crying to his mommy – ICYDK
Ashley Greene is either sleeping with her eyes open or she’s concentrating on trying to push out a burp – Popoholic
Ricky Gervais is back – OMG Blog
That awkward moment when you mistake Maxwell for Dwight from Real Housewives of Atlanta – Crunk + Disorderly
Should I make that tattoo laser removal appointment for Mena Suvari or does she want to do that on her own? – Cityrag
This definitely needs A LOT more Dustin Nguyen – I’m Not Obsessed
Crispy Ronaldo and your mom have something in common – Celebslam
Leave it to Maria Menounos to make fake cobblestones look interesting by comparison – Hollywood Rag