Afternoon Crumbs
The Twilight Trio get dirty at Grauman's Chinese Theater and I'll let you make the fisting jokes this time - Just Jared
Angelyne got robbed for the new Bond girl role yet again - Lainey Gossip
The Situation is as broke as his face - The Situation
Jub Jub would make an excellent designated cocktail holder at parties - Towleroad
Hayden Pantyairs' troll-on-girl pool action is boring - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Score another one for the gold diggers - Celebitchy
Megan Fox's almost Mormon wife bun really adds to her overall ensemble - Hollywood Tuna
Vintage Kate Middleton in case you haven't seen half of these - The Berry
BREAKING: Kids will murder you with their eyes if you fuck with their candy - The Daily What
Amber Heard looks hot - Popsugar
The time Bruce Willis sent Die Hard on Ashton Kutcher and had him crying to his mommy - ICYDK
Ashley Greene is either sleeping with her eyes open or she's concentrating on trying to push out a burp - Popoholic
Ricky Gervais is back - OMG Blog
That awkward moment when you mistake Maxwell for Dwight from Real Housewives of Atlanta - Crunk + Disorderly
Should I make that tattoo laser removal appointment for Mena Suvari or does she want to do that on her own? - Cityrag
This definitely needs A LOT more Dustin Nguyen - I'm Not Obsessed
Crispy Ronaldo and your mom have something in common - Celebslam
Leave it to Maria Menounos to make fake cobblestones look interesting by comparison - Hollywood Rag
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LS and dementa: Yes, Migrainy and I were discussing the relative evilness, sexiness, and frightosity of traditional vampires like Christopher Lee played versus these sullen teenybopper Twitard idiots. No comparison really. Christopher Lee is 89 and I would HIT. IT. GENTLY. rather than spend one second with either of these two douchetards.
(Of note: My avie up there, Anthony Higgins, on whom I am having a raving ladyboner crush right now, staked Lee in one of the last Dracula movies he made, Taste the Blood of Dracula, 1968. Worth a looksee...heaving bosoms, too.)
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Did someone say Christopher Lee? I fucking LOVE him forever.
Christopher Lee IS the shit. He's like ninety and still going strong. And unlike these emo twits, he actually was SCARY. You could totally believe that he would enthrall you and then rip out your throat.
Also he has grace, class, intelligence and a personal life nobody ever hears about... which is more than I can say for anyone in Twishite.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
The Bruce Willis story sounds like it was written by an amateur writer. While I find Ashton vile, untalented and repulsive, I just can't buy the story... and didn't Willis beat on Demi? I could be wrong, but I sort of remember a story about him getting violent. I guess I'll have to google that crap... someday.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Whoa, the Wooden Girl is smiling.
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Devil's advocate.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 4:54pm.
ImpertinentVixen, I am with you all the way. Christopher Lee was the shit. Why can't he be Hot Slut so we can talk about him instead of this boring-sparkly-ass-Mormon-on-crack Twilight fuckery?
I wanna be one of the UINDEAD. It'll give my heaving bosoms something to do. Something other than giving me a backache, that is.
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I hear you. At the risk of sounding like a bitchy old ladee (which I am), movies today are just absolute shit compared to what Hollywood used to do. They don't evoke emotions so much as film hot-looking people speaking lines.
And yes, CHRISTOPHER LEE needs to be HOT SLUT of ALL ETERNITEEEEE!!
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Jubjub is no match for Stains! Stains FTW!
And good cod, the kind of horrific atrocities I would commit against my fellow man for a shot at Idris Elba. I'd make Pol Pot look like Shirley Temple to get to tap that ass.
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain
Stephenie Meyer then fainted from horror because the actors playing her beloved "imaginary friends" have DARK COLORS on their skin.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I third (or fourth?) the notion of Idris Elba as the next Bond. I like Daniel Craig but Elba is the absolute sex. This could work out juuuuust fine (and yeah, ita that Quantum of Solace sucked). Monica Bellucci or Marion Cotillard for the Bond girl, plz.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 4:15pm.
Maybe it was a rumor but I thought I heard they were going to make Idris Elba the new Bond. Daniel Craig is beyond boring.
If they do that then I might actually start giving a shit about the whole James Bond thing again, since I do not find Daniel Craig hot, especially after that dick move he pulled on his ex-girlfriend.
I love Idris. But he made a very good point last time he was asked the Bond question; he said something like, even though he'd love to play Bond, it'd be a lot cooler if they could begin a spy franchise from scratch with him in the lead. I agree. The man is so fucking sexy I can't.
Luther is my second favourite show ever - after Breaking Bad.
Submitted by Ms.Fit on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 5:06pm.
I don't get it Marigraineuse, I thought you had to got to jail, have at least 3 divorces, one or 2 EGOTs, herpes and a memoir to earn a star in Hollywood. These bitches only have a surf board from MTV. Seriously?
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I know. Kids these days. Little lazy asses.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
SCORE!!!!! for Hugh Grant's baby momma. Personally I wouldn't give a fuck if he called me a fleeting romance in every article or interview published, as long as he laid me up in a crib like he did - and took care of US - me and his baby - I'd be straight. He could also continue to ho around - I would so not get in his way. Again - just keep the checks flowing and we're all good. That's how a gold digger does it.
.... What's Love got to do with it ......
Hugh G sounds like a real keeper...sarcastic of course. Well, she got a great home out of it is she decided to stay in London.
So, Sam Mendes is gonna knock up Naomie Harris next? Hopefully she not feel the need to get engaged to the guy a la Kate Winslet.
Is the one on the right Kris Humphries' brother?
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 4:01pm.
They'll give anybody a star these days.
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I don't get it Marigraineuse, I thought you had to got to jail, have at least 3 divorces, one or 2 EGOTs, herpes and a memoir to earn a star in Hollywood. These bitches only have a surf board from MTV. Seriously?
Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 4:50pm.
Idris Elba as Bond, you say? Yes, PLEASE. I do love me some Daniel Craig but hot dang, I'd welcome some Stringer Bell in a $7k suit!
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yes and YES!!! Agreed, Daniel is a hot piece. But what's better than a hot piece... a NEW hot piece!!!
Wait until Snooki needs to stick her finger up Fido's pooper.
I wouldn't be surprised to see The Situation on the corner of 8th and Washington in South Beach next time I am down there.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
ImpertinentVixen, I am with you all the way. Christopher Lee was the shit. Why can't he be Hot Slut so we can talk about him instead of this boring-sparkly-ass-Mormon-on-crack Twilight fuckery?
I wanna be one of the UINDEAD. It'll give my heaving bosoms something to do. Something other than giving me a backache, that is.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
Idris Elba as Bond, you say? Yes, PLEASE. I do love me some Daniel Craig but hot dang, I'd welcome some Stringer Bell in a $7k suit!
As for Bruce ripping Asston a new one for cheating on Demi...? I only wish this were true. Bruce cheated plenty, himself. So, if any hard words were spoken, they were along the lines of "why didn't you make her sign a confidentiality agreement, dumass?" Hardly makes him a hero in my book.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 4:15pm.
Amber Heard - SO hot. Serious girl crush. I hate her dress though
Yeah, that creepy older guy she's photographed with is doing nothing for her.
I've not seen one nanosecond of any of this emo bullshit Twitard fuckery. NOT ONE! I like my vampires the traditional way, evil, like Christopher Lee in those Hammer classics. Handsome, seductive, oh yes, but he will bite your fucking neck and you are THE UINDEAD with your heaving bosoms.
*needs to watch Taste the Blood of Dracula again*
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The Twilight kids scare me. Theres something off about them, like they were former juvie mental cases who were cleaned up and plopped in front of a camera with enough drugs and hypnosis to stay on script.
i see those commercials for the new movie and i want to slap anyone who is even remotely into this shit.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Twilight: I don't know what's worse, the movies or the book (only got through 3/4 of one.)?
Amber Heard - SO hot. Serious girl crush. I hate her dress though
Maybe it was a rumor but I thought I heard they were going to make Idris Elba the new Bond. Daniel Craig is beyond boring.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
ooh ooh, and 4. The adorable kids at the end of that video. (Notice that the fat kids react the worst- ha!)
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I just finished reading the Bruce Willis story.
That was righteous. Bruce Willis just went up 1,000,000 points in my esteem.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
I'm sure Ashley Greene is pissed she didn't get to put her hand prints of there too. Is it me or does she come across a little bitter?
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
What a lot of things to love in the Afternoon Crumbs:
1. The thought of Bruce Willis making Asston cry douche tears of remorse
2. Ricky Gervais back to piss off Hollywood- crank up those cunt comments Ricky, they obviously weren't nearly offended enough
3. Situation is broke. And Snookie wants to go back to school and become a vet tech. Cute! I can't hate Snookie.
All very heart warming.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
They'll give anybody a star these days.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
That Kimmel candy vid pissed my ass off. What spoiled little shits. The younger ones, fine. But I swear one of the older on had fucking BRACES on his teef. He cried the most out of the lot of em, too. This is how the world's Kardassians and Beibers are made.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
I can't with the Trio of Fug and their shitty movies. Princess Sourpuss looks like she hasn't washed her hair in about a week.
Megan Fox looks a lot better without the FARDS but still looks like she botoxed her face to hell and back. She's not going to age well that's for sure.
I hate to admit this but Pauly D is actually a good DJ...saw him live once in DC. The rest of them are untalented losers.
Kate Middleton is a lovely lady. If she and Wills have kids hopefully they get her genes instead of Dad's.
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The Bruce Willis / Asshat post really deserved it's own thread. What a day brightener!!
And the kids and candy skit bothered me because I just do not like making kids cry to laugh, but the brother pair at the end were priceless . And they didn't cry, even the cutie little one!
Looking at these Kate Middleton pictures, you can tell she's struggled with eating disorders all her life. I sense either bulimia or anorexia in almost all of her photos, old and new.
fuck twilight, ricky is baaack!
How can such a simple picture annoy me so?
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@Lucifer - Nope you have another year to go. They are turning the 4th book into TWO movies...the first of which comes out this month. I liked the books and even I am over it. Hahaha.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Um, what the fuck? Are they writing/filming MORE of these Twicrap books? I thought this shit was finished?