The Hell Is Kelly Osbourne Saying?
Kelly Osbourne's break-up from Luke Worrall, the Children of the Damned refugee who fell into an episode of SKINS, was about as pleasant as chewing on an aluminum foil dick (exhibit: A), and it seems like the crusty, juicy scabs on her hurt feelings are far from being healed. (Side whisper: Am I the only sick bitch who kept a scab meat collection in a Snapple bottle as a child? Don't answer that.)
Kelly bit off the head of her engagement and spit it into the trash when she found out that Luke was passing his peen to model Elle Schneider, who is in the process of turning her peen into a poon. Kelly tells the UK's Glamour Magazine (via The Sun) that Luke cheating on her with a fugster from the fug garden would've been easier to deal with than Luke cheating on her with a transsexual. That bronzer bruise on Kelly's face that Amanda Lepore just made by throwing her a high-powered icy glare isn't going to rub off. Kelly should just give it a name and learn to love it, because it's there to stay. Don't fuck with Mandy.
This is the mess that came out of Kelly's mouth:
"Having to tell my parents my ex-fiancé Luke had cheated on me with a tranny was so humiliating. Everyone kept telling me that Luke was cheating on me, but I never believed them. It's hard enough to get your head around someone cheating on you... but when when someone is a chick with a dick? I'd always thought the worst way to get cheated on would be with an ugly girl."
Bitch needs to wrap that "chick with a dick" shit in puff pastry and feed it to Xtina. Then Kelly needs to get mouth-reassignment surgery. No, but seriously, coming from someone whose ex-boyfriends have cheated on him with all kinds of trick, it hurts all the same, pretty much. If a bitch cheats on you with a bald walking fupa whose got moles on its teeth and eyebrows over its upper lip, it hurts. If a bitch cheats on you with a supermodel goddess whose got an asshole that tastes like candy apple and a 9-inch deep belly button that doubles as an extra fuck hole, it hurts. It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
The truth is, the only time I didn't feel so bad about a ho cheating on me was when the piece he was down low dicking on the side was a woman. It didn't feel better because she had a vagine. It felt better and I understood because her name was Crystal. My name is Michael. Her name is Crystal. What name would you rather call out while riding on a melodic orgasm? Exactly.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 10:00am.
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THIS gave me the chuckles.
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Bingo. I think cheating hurts, period. I could maybe see feeling more betrayed (by the lies), if she had no idea that he was...bi-curious?
the guy does sound like a jerk, she got that right.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 1:56pm.
The Hell Is Kelly Osbourne Saying?
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I THINK she's saying it's super hard when your boyfriend cheats on you with a GUY that's prettier than you are.
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"Having to tell my parents my ex-fiancé Luke had cheated on me with a tranny was so humiliating." But telling the world in a magazine is OK? He used you, and it hurts. There must be a better revenge than making yourself look like a jerk too.
He's pretty cute, but I'm attracted to gay guys so go figure
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I believe the pisstivity comes from:
1. Kelly not getting over it
2. Kelly having the audacity to call another human being (who looks like her) ugly.
3. Tranny or not ... who the fuck does she think SHE is.
4. Why can't she just accept the fact they have a lot in common. A love for PEEEEEEN!
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Well, I don't know. If you had some guy glom onto you, convincing you that his feelings were real and then he goes out and bangs a guy parading as a woman, isn't that something that might linger?
I don't know -- I don't always agree iwth her but find her refreshing.
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Submitted by Oyster on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 9:49am.
Several years ago I woke up one night to the sounds of slurping coming from the living room. I go out there to realize my then boyfriend of 2 years was sucking the dick of a girl we had started hanging out with while her girlfriend watched. I had been under the impression they were lesbians, and both very attractive. I said "whoa" and did the only thing one can do... got naked and kissed the girlfriend... who turned out to also have a peen. It was a night to be remembered. I wasn't insulted, because I didn't love that motherfucker. Had I loved him, I would have flipped equally hard over any person despite gender orientation. Don't love anyone = have hot, bondage trans sex orgies. True story.
Submitted by Ms.Fit on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 3:44pm.
Are we that fucking PC anymore that people are upset with her for being pissed her boyfriend likes dick and gets it from a tranny?
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I believe the pisstivity comes from:
1. Kelly not getting over it
2. Kelly having the audacity to call another human being (who looks like her) ugly.
3. Tranny or not ... who the fuck does she think SHE is.
4. Why can't she just accept the fact they have a lot in common. A love for PEEEEEEN!
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Yes. She's like one of those mean chicks in "The Craft," misusing her magic (skinnyness) to make malice, not peace.
Say what you want, I love her! (Sharon? not so much.) And, damn, now I want purple highlights.......
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 10:33am.
She's become quite the hateful little pratt, hasn't she?
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Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 8:49am.
" I'd always thought the worst way to get cheated on would be with an ugly girl." Kelly is just repeating something she has probably heard her mother or someone say. She has not cleverness of her own.
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I don't know whether it's sadder that you consider that comment to be clever, or that you think Sharon Osborne is clever.
Speaks volumes about your own..uhm..."cleverness".
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 3:44pm.
Are we that fucking PC anymore that people are upset with her for being pissed her boyfriend likes dick and gets it from a tranny?
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I believe the pisstivity comes from:
1. Kelly not getting over it
2. Kelly having the audacity to call another human being (who looks like her) ugly.
3. Tranny or not ... who the fuck does she think SHE is.
4. Why can't she just accept the fact they have a lot in common. A love for PEEEEEEN!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA "an ugly girl"? Who could be uglier than Kelly Osbourne?!!
kelly and the tranny look alike to me...if kelly's calling the tranny ugly, then she's pretty much calling herself ugly too...
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Are we that fucking PC anymore that people are upset with her for being pissed her boyfriend likes dick and gets it from a tranny?
The tranny is hotter then Kelly. She really needs to take a good long look in the mirror. She looks like her fugly daddy in a wig. Idiot.
The Hell Is Kelly Osbourne Saying?
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I THINK she's saying it's super hard when your boyfriend cheats on you with a GUY that's prettier than you are.
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She din't realize her gay boyfriend was so gay, maybe....?
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If I were a tranny, I sure as hell wouldn't trick with anything that had gone down that untalented, fugface Kelly Osbourne's poon.
Let's face it - all the weight loss in the world, and Kelly Osbourne's still fug.
On the one hand it sounds like her comments could be taken to mean trans people are disgusting, but on the other hand I totally get the insecurity you would feel if the person who is attracted to you is also attracted to trans girls. Things like that always give you that little wonder in the back of your mind that they picked you for a reason
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 9:49am.
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Everytime I read your sig, I get a bad case of the chuckles!! LOL!
Girlfriend must still have feelers for the tranny "cuz" she won't shut the fuck up about it and they broke up how long ago? Pretty telling how unattractive she is, that her bf couldn't play along to hook her and live off Ozzy money. Not only that, he thought a tranny was a better fuck.
She is pretty limited in the things she has going on in her life. It's either puking up old details of her failed relationship with this Luke dude OR being a cunt about Xtina and her weight.
STFU you ugly little troll.
Submitted by BitchHouse on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:20pm.
What is she all in a tizzy about? that tranny kinda looks like her.
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EXACTLY!!! I'm so confused. HOW can she be that dense? Perhaps all the food coloring and crayons she's been dying her hair with is affecting her EVERYTHING! I just can't with this troll. I don't believe in animal cruelty, but she's pushing it!!
who really fucking cares??
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Kelly needs to shut her mouth. She's one of those chicks who loses weight and then becomes a mean girl. She was just getting on Xtina for being fat. She used to be fucking fat! Now she's saying the worst thing would be to be cheated on with an ugly girl. No offense, Kel, but you're maybe 2 shades off ugly. Not to mention that she sits high and mighty on Fashion Police but is a hell-no in the style department herself (don't get me started on that cotton candy hair of hers).
A lot of formerly heavy people gain back their weight, so if I were Kelly I wouldn't be so freaking judgmental. Someone will be there to judge you when you pork up again.
I also don't know why it would be worse to be cheated on with an ugly girl. Wouldn't it be worse if your man went for a supermodel-type, leaving you to feel even more inferior? At least if she's ugly you can make fun of the ho!
Submitted by Echo27 on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:44pm.
Wouldn't it be worse if your man went for a supermodel-type, leaving you to feel even more inferior? At least if she's ugly you can make fun of the ho!
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ITA. It'd be worse to be cheated on with a prettier girl than an ugly girl (but I'd pick a prettier girl over a guy any day). So I totally get why she feels humiliated. If you're with a (supposedly) straight guy who claims to love and be attracted to you (meaning he likes girls), just to find out he slept with a trans, that would mean he's really attracted to men and has therefore been lying to you. I'd hate it if a guy did this to me. But I have a pretty good nose for what a man is attracted to and wouldn't go for a guy who is ambiguous in his sexuality in the first place.
The tranny should feel humiliated and embarrassed for riding the same peen thats been in this (link below). Kelly´s delusion goes on my nerves, she needs some1 to tell her the truth allready.
http://www.celebgossip.com/2011/10/kelly-osbourne-fat-christina-aguilera...
What is she all in a tizzy about? that tranny kinda looks like her.
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Submitted by noseynelly on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 10:14am.
I think what Kelly meant was it hurts but it's a lot more confusing to the person being cheated on. It wasn't meant to offend anyone.
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I was with you until the "it wasn't meant to offend anyone." The "chick with a dick" thing was clearly meant to offend her ex.
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Silly rabbit.
What I'm reading into it is that if it had just been another woman, she would have let it slide.
She's an insecure mess, and people like that typically let others walk all over them in a relationship.
Somebody has called her out on this on twitter already and she engaged and apologised. In a very celeb way, but a retraction nontheless.
She needs to shut it with the tranny shit, but I kinda know what she's talking about. I was pretty humiliated when I found out the guy who was leading me around for almost a year was probably a deeply closeted gay (according to rumors and also me finally putting 2+2 together). Confused, hurt, all that stuff. It was a good lesson to learn young, though. This guy eventually got married and had kids, btw, and I STILL think he's gay, just got the closeted gay married man thing going on.
Why is anyone who styles themselves after Mrs. Slocombe surprised when they get cheated on...or cheated on with a tranny?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1285277/Kelly-Osbourne-take...
That midget is ugly AND has the mental maturity of a 13-year old. So what does she think makes her attractive other than her daddys fame and wealth?
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They always cheat with ugly girls.
FTA: I'd always thought the worst way to get cheated on would be with an ugly girl."
Now that's funny, you ARE the ugly girl shithead.
Common sense is so rare now, it's a dam superpower.
“I'd always thought the worst way to get cheated on would be with an ugly girl."
Why would he cheat on her with an ugly girl? Has she never heard the saying ‘Why go out for ugly hamburger when you’ve got ugly steak at home?’. If he had cheated on her with an ugly girl she could hardly claim to be surprised, he got engaged to her didn’t he? He’s clearly hot for munters. No, the most humiliating part of this must be that her fiancé cheated on her with a tranny and the tranny was prettier than her.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 10:51am.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 8:47am.
What the fuck happened to this girl? She really turned into a bitter, enraged bitch.
"turned into"?
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I liked her on "The Osbournes." She seemed like a nice kid.
It would eat me up far worse if my husband cheated with someone gorgeous rather than ugly!
Let me clarify that either would horrendously suck. But a hot chick mistress is the thing that gives women a broken heart with a side of eating disorder.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 8:47am.
What the fuck happened to this girl? She really turned into a bitter, enraged bitch.
"turned into"?
kelly osbourne has the emotional capacity of a 13 year old twilight fan. grow up. yes, being cheated on is hard, i totally agree, but for you then to pull out smack about "ugly girls"? totally invalidated your point.
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She's become quite the hateful little pratt, hasn't she?
I might have had some sympathy for her if she had said this sooner and in a way where she talks about his cheating instead of sounding like she's attacking him for his sexuality.
This is all for publicity and revenge. Big whoop. She lost some weight, became a living bobblehead, and now she wants to be the mean girl. Please. Ho's rant is a failure.
Haha! The "mistress", if you will, is a Kelly Osbourne clone.
She's still bitching about this guy? Move on.
Hate to say it, but I don't think he ever loved her or was even remotely attracted to her. He used her.
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AAAhhhhh, this explains why she talking so much shit!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Didn't this breakup happen in 2010? This post is about as relevant as Kelly is.
I agree with MK. To be cheated on is painful, no matter the circumstances, the sex, or sexual orientation. I think what Kelly meant was... and forgive me if I mess this explanation up... it hurts but it's a lot more confusing to the person being cheated on. You think you know the person you are with. You identify him as a heterosexual. You think he digs the sex you are doing together, and then you find out he's into something you are unable to provide, and he never even let on for one moment he was into something totally different than you. And he couldn't just come out and admit it. You have to find out the hard way. So yes, cheating hurts no matter what...but I get the double whammy Kelly was trying to explain. It wasn't meant to offend anyone.
Submitted by charlottecorday on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 9:56am.
Reason #373 why the concepts of "straight allies" and "fag hag" need to go. Between this ignorant spew and stupid straight women chirping about "the gays" as if it is a club. (Would these morons be saying "the blacks" or "the Jews.?")
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I agree, but for different reasons.
Gay men may be oppressed because of sexual orientation, but they still have male privilege, and so many of them hate hate HATE women and cheer on women's oppression. Like encouraging any form of oppression doesn't come right back to bite you in the ass eventually.
We women should know better than to be "allies" with people who openly hate us.
There. Now you made me get all serious and shit.
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The nelly blond queen even has child-bearing hips !!!
What else other than garbage coming out of a garbage can?
Reason #373 why the concepts of "straight allies" and "fag hag" need to go. Between this ignorant spew and stupid straight women chirping about "the gays" as if it is a club. (Would these morons be saying "the blacks" or "the Jews.?")