This Can Be All Yours, Ladies

November 2, 2011 / Posted by:

If your type of man is a leaning tower of crazy who would come in second place in a karate match against the air and who can grow a furry light brown piece of dog turn from his chin like no other, then put your hand under your butt and fart out that four leaf clover, because it’s your lucky day. Weston Cage, the 20-year-old son of Nicolas Cage, filed for divorce from the woman he allegedly got violent on during a drunken fight last July. E! News says that Weston and Nikki Williams Cage were married for 6 months. That’s pretty much FOREVER in Kardashian time.

The World of Warcraft Britney isn’t wasting MAC liquid eyeliner by crying it out onto his face cheeks. Weston is doing what his insanesei Nicolas Cage taught him to do. He’s putting on some pussy-catching eyeliner, slapping a new layer of polish on his nails and karate kicking his way to the ladies. Weston put himself back on the market with this note on Facebook:

WELL ITS OFFICAL . THE DIVORCE IS SETTLED! ………………LADIES, DADDY IS BACK ahahahhahahaahh oh god! its on

“Ahahahhahahaahh oh god!” is the same thing Weston’s new piece is going to say to herself when he makes her call him daddy right before the babysitter his father hired knocks on the door to make sure they’re both on top of the covers.

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