Which “Bravo Housewife” is known for letting her precious little pooch poop inside swanky Neiman Marcus department stores? The annoyed staff have been given strict orders to bite their tongues because the classy lady drops a pretty penny on designer duds! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
95% of the Housewives get their prepaid Capital One cards rejected at Filene’s, so that leaves us with Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! Giggy always stumbles around like my drunk uncle with arthritic knees, so I’m surprised he can actually build up the strength to push out a butt nugget. I was under the impression that every so often he gets the heaves, and Lisa has to flick him on the back forcing a ball of piss, shit and vom out of his mouth. That’s he disposes of thee waste. Guess I was wrong. But Giggy is a jewel in a sea of trash so he can go caca wherever he wants. And by “wherever” I specifically mean that nasty witch Kyle Richards’ hair.
This diva had a little too much to drink at a recent Halloween party. She was fine until someone brought up the name of another female artist. Our diva began mocking her rival. When someone made the mistake of coming to the rival’s defense, our diva went ballistic, and started screaming at them: “That bitch destroyed my career! Don’t you ever, EVER mention her name in front of me again!” The defender backed off, and everyone else gave the diva a wide berth for the rest of the evening. (Blind Gossip)
And then Xtina slurred out, “Yoooo knows what your problem is? Wait. Is that a baked potato bar over there?”
This one was a shocker to even my jaded self. Two co-stars. Network show. Both married. Both B+ listers with very long careers. Lots of bad luck with shows in the past although each has struck gold at one point. I cannot even fathom the two of them together, but they are. Like all over each other on a daily basis. When the crew started noticing what was going on, I think they were all just as crushed as I am. To great families being torn apart by a couple of people who wanted some sex with each other. (CDAN)
Please let it be Patricia Heaton and whoever the hell she’s doing The Middle with.
After losing a lot of weight and working hard to get herself healthy, this star is in a really good place right now. Unfortunately, her partner is not and is becoming clingy and jealous. He told her he liked her a lot better when she was fat and refuses to be supportive of her new lifestyle. (BuzzFoto)