Afternoon Crumbs
Anne Hathaway: “Why is the Princess of Monaco tapping me on the back several times?” Us: “She’s tapping out SOS in Morse Code, you shiny ass fool!” – Popsugar
Blake Lively’s titty and legs game is back – Lainey Gossip
Pete Wentz upgraded and I can say blindly that his new piece definitely downgraded – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
It’s safe to say that The New Yorker article Taylor Lautner and Gus van Sant’s new movie is based on is about wet cardboard – Towleroad
Selena Gomez adds her first upskirt to her scrapbook of memories – The Superficial
Demi Moore’s supposed side piece just made my gaydar stop and throw spit out a “Do I even need to?” note – Celebitchy
Carmen Electra looks like she just got a wet body hug from Valentine’s Day – Hollywood Tuna
32 lumps of adorable for you – The Berry
Jennifer Love Hewitt and the four clueless faces who are trying to figure out who the hell she is – Popoholic
Throw that rotten fish back into the tar! – Just Jared
Jessica Biel was almost in The Notebook – ICYDK
Clifford Starks’ dick plays a game of peen-a-boo – OMG Blog
This is art – The Daily What
But can you stick your parts in one of their mouths? I’m asking for a friend, of course. – Videogum
It’s fitting that Pimp Mama Kris wore a French maid outfit, because she was there to clean shit up, but she only ended up dirtying it more – Jezebel
Thunderstruck – Cityrag
Michelle Williams’ Twiggy haircut is for Heath Ledger – I’m Not Obsessed
I think Jason Trainwreck just saw the back of Brit Brit’s weave growl again – Hollywood Rag
What happens when that icy cold cunt Patricia Heaton farts on set – SOW