ScarJo's Nipple Pics Were Meant For Ryan Reynolds' Eyes Only
Thanks to a hacker, who could get more time in the chokey than most rapists, ScarJo's titty knobs are just a Google search away from landing on your eyeballs and she pretty much shrugs off their existence to Vanity Fair while sticking a gold star on her cell phone pose skills. Yes, you know ScarJo had Ty Ty Baby in her head as she tried to smile with her nipple holes (smipping?) and work those angles. You also know that Ty Ty is probably going to do a ridiculous naked celebrity cell phone photo shoot based on ScarJo's comments.
“I know my best angles,” she says with her trademark insouciance. “They were sent to my husband,” now ex Ryan Reynolds. “There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s not like I was shooting a porno.” She adds saucily, “Although there’s nothing wrong with that either.”
While I give ScarJo a few spare points for sort of taking the Cassie route by saying in so many words "It's just a titty!," I need her to stop with that "best angle" shit. Bitch, your best angle should be the one that clearly gives us a shot of Ryan Reynolds' fully erect dick game. Seriously. If ScarJo gave Ryan the gift of her texted titty, then I'm sure he returned the favor by slapping a dick pic on her cell phone screen. "Where are those pictures?," said a million slobbering genitals.
Either the hacker is not an equal opportunity pic stealer and is prejudiced against celebrity man dick, or ScarJo deleted Ryan's pics but kept hers on her phone. The next time a celebrity (not Sean Penn) sends a peen portrait to ScarJo and her finger hovers over the delete button, I really hope she thinks about the possibility of a hacker hacking into her phone and leaking said peen portrait onto the Internet for all of us to see. If she deletes that pic, she's keeping the public-at-large from getting some celebrity dick in their lonely lives. Think about this, ScarJo! Stop being so selfish!
And yes, don't worry, I'm taking my tray to the dark part of the cafeteria to sit with the other pervs.
I thought she handled it well as far as celebrities and nude pics go anyway.
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She seems so contrived. Blah!
Those titty pictures sucked. And those were the best ones? Ryan Reynolds deserves better titty pictures than that.
"the hacker is not an equal opportunity pic stealer and is prejudiced against celebrity man dick..."
it was reported the hacker only hacked and stole female celebs photos.
M.E. -- tomorrow's episode will be the fifth, the second part of the Halloween episode. Sorry for the multiple posts -- I'm just thinking of things about AHS as I go through the comments.
Darknight -- the doctor and his wife were Charles & Nora. The thing that really creeped me out about them was when a kidnapper took their child and the kid was returned to them, cut up and pickled in multiple jars. Also, that thing in the basement freaks the fuck out of me!!!
Scarlett totally has DERP face -- she's nothing to look at at all, and I hate the fact she was boning my man Sean Penn. Yes, I think he's sex on a stick -- I have no shame!
All of you "American Horror Story" lovers -- www.ew.com has excellent recaps of the show every week. I love that show, esp. Jessica Lange -- talk about a grade-A cunt!
Ha Jack! Would 'spect nothing less than yo smack mah ass!
Shit! gotta run again.
*grumble grumble damn sunshine, damn yard work*
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All the American Horror Story talk just makes me more confused by it. I get that they're all dead, but does that include Jessica Lange? God, I hate Ryan Murphy.
OT: Scar Jo was hot when she was a blonde. She can't pull off the ginge. She's too boring and it washes out her face.
Submitted by StillaVllyGrl on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:40pm.
Cool. Thanks.
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I think Scarlett has derp face to go along with her pigeon toes. She is just astonishingly AVERAGE looking to a bit regular neighborhood DERP to me, so I cannot with her...
Monica Belluci, on the other hand, is a stunningly beautiful woman. I would go lezzie for her.
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I never post on here, but I read daily. You guys got me hooked on American Horror Story!
FX had episode 1 up just yesterday and I watched it. That's weird that they would take it down. I was able to read some really good recaps of the episode by googling though. I had the other 3 episodes saved on my DVR and didn't want to watch them without knowing what was going on in the first. Then, I was able to watch it yesterday. One recap I read was pretty spot on. I'll see if I can find it and post the link.
Edit - this was the recap I read http://www.fangsforthefantasy.com/2011/10/american-horror-story-season-o...
"her trademark insouciance" I hope if I am ever a celebrity my trademark isn't something you have to google to learn is just another way of saying Scarjo is boring
Submitted by guest on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:15pm.
Dog...Fx probably has epi 1 or you could try & google sidereel.com\americanhorrorstory.
on my phone or I'd Iink it.
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Thanks. I'm on FX and those goobers don't haz it!
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guest - yes, I am begining to think Tate is a ghost too.
I am actually on th FX forum right now getting caught up on ideas and character background.
Dog...Fx probably has epi 1 or you could try & google sidereel.com\americanhorrorstory.
on my phone or I'd Iink it.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Yes M.E. Ep 4 is the halloween one & the only one u haven't seen yet.
Imo Tate is a ghost too because he never leaves the house.
I think Constance & the maid are sharing the secret of Moira's murder & her sessy times with Constance's hub.
& all men see the maid as young & hot...remember the detective?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
"Where are those pictures?," said a million slobbering genitals.
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I know mine made a few inquiries. Anyfuck, I never got the attraction of her. She looks like a blowfish. A blowfish with chichis. Ahhh, I get it now, like the bearded lady in the circus. Duh!
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:51am.
Darknight
If that's the case then how did the maid confrontation happen? When they were about to fire her?
What about the woman the doctor had years ago 'helped' because she was 'in trouble' coming to visit Mrs. Harmon and then disappearing (after we saw that she had a huge chunk missing in the back of her head) was he experimenting on these people?
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I'm confused over your question on the maid confrontation.
The woman that came to talk to Mrs. Harmon was the doctor's wife. She was the one that made the doctor start performing abortions so they would have more money. That's why she comes into the house and comments on the home's decoration (the doctor built the house to her wishes) and becomes mad when she notices the kitchen was remodeled. I'm thinking the doctor killed her because she belittled him and always complained of not having enough wealth.
Darknight
If that's the case then how did the maid confrontation happen? When they were about to fire her?
What about the woman the doctor had years ago 'helped' because she was 'in trouble' coming to visit Mrs. Harmon and then disappearing (after we saw that she had a huge chunk missing in the back of her head) was he experimenting on these people?
It IS pretty confusing, I don't think Lange is a ghost but can the husband see the maid as young?
Because if not when she was wiggling her ass on the floor in front of him, he sure did seem strangely conflicted.
Ewwww
OT: Don't get the love for ScarJo. She just seems blah
Do get the love for Ryan Reynolds though :)
guest - so episode 4 is the newest? Is that the Halloween one? I saw the preview clip. Haden is back from the dead? WTF?
And I am confused on what the secret is that Constance and Moira share.
I thought she was pretty int The Girl with the Pearl Earing. She mainly did that demure look she does though...
Regarding American Horror Story:
Everyone in the house is dead except the Harmons. The house owns these ghosts and uses them to get more people to die in the house. I get the perception that constance has some type of higher ranking in the house than the others.
Basement monster is the doctor's son who was kidnapped and brought back to life by the doctor. I get the feeling that Tate is related to Constance, don't know why.
Everytime there is an episode they give you more information to understand the characters better. That's why I love this show it keeps me guessing.
They might as well have been, they haven't done her any good.
Dog..you're wecome. Hahahaha.
M.E. there's only one epi you haven't seen & Part II of that one is tomorrow night.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Dog - You need to see episode 1.
It's gone from Hulu as of yesterday.
Maybe you can find it on youtube???? IDK.
Have they been showing her D&G commercial in the states? It's just horrible. And she looks quite horrible in it too - the hair - I mean, WTF? I can't quite pick a side with her - sometimes I think she can look really pretty and then suddenly, with shit like this ad, she looks really quite ugly. I won't even mention the wooden performance... whoops, I just did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Lj58hsOO4
M.E., the site someone posted yesterday - FX - only has episodes 2 and 3 which is why I iz so confused.
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Lucifer_Sam.. I'm a HUGE nerd. I went down to Dinosaur Valley State Park a few weekends ago to see dino tracks, of which there were many of theropods, but there was a Creation Evidence "Science" Museum nearby because they insist that there are human footprints alongside the dino tracks. I saw some of the alleged human tracks and to me, they looked not much like human but more like either erosion or a dino that stepped weird. Humans make themselves far more important than necessary. :(
guest, I saw that episode yesterday.
stupid Hulu only has the first 3 episodes. I don't know where to go now to watch the rest.
Dog - did you start watching it from the begining?
It's starting to make sense to me, finally, but I'm still confused about Jessica Lange, is she alive or is she a ghost too? And WTF is Tate's deal. WTF is he? The basement creature?
Gee, guest, that answers a whole ONE out of FORTY'LEVEN MILLION!
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:04am.
BSF - sumfin's wrong wiff chu. Peens are BEAUTIFUL!!
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Gurl, you jus nastee! :P
Constance (JLang) lived in the house once & the maid, Moria did her husband once willingly. Then as he was raping her, Constance shot them both.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
M.E., I'm confused about all of it. I'm reading TV.COM now to see the recaps but the recaps are just as confusing. I don't think I'll be able to watch this. It's just too strange. It makes no sense.
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Dog...what episode? Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Dog, I am only up to the 3rd episode. And I am highly confused about Jessica Lange.
She's hot. That's all I have to say.
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I would paint her tonsils, pull her hair and tap dat ass... but not in that order...
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star
@ Andrei, it's ok, let's HOLD HANDS and watch Dinosaur Planet together, while this lot talk of cut/uncut dicks.
@ Jack, I'm such a dinosaur nerd it's embarrassing :0
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:03am.
With the sexy photoshoot?
Haha, it's this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Episode_Six_(The_Office,_Series_Two)
A reporter was trying to interview him for some magazine and he was saying things like, for example, "David Brent looked thoughtfully and mused".
I just imagined ScarJo saying all those things like "she added saucily" herself.
he's actually her uncle
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Since we're going off topic, I am watching American Horror Story and am so lost, I can't even see straight. WTF is up with this show, you guys? Who are these people and why are they so f*cked up???
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Lu32Cy - I take it you like dinosaurs? LOL
*slaps Vern on the ass*
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Webber! oh wow that's horrible,
was he killed?
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I am so sad for Phoebe Cates. Losing your Dad SUCKS.
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Completely off-topic, but I just read that they found Phoebe Cates' dad dead in the UCLA parking lot. Well, maybe I can make it ON-topic, I prefer Phoebe Cates' knockers to ScarJo's...there.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:03am.
What the fuck, Jack-in-the-hat?!?
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