Please Respect Kim Kartrashian's Courage To Be A Shameless Whore
Kim Kardashian released a letter to her fans about the end of her STUNT QUEEN marriage and it totally wasn't written by her publicist and doesn't smell like bull queef's at all. If you don't have the wet shits from Kardashian poisoning yet, read this mess at your own risk:
This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time.I am trying not to read all the different media reports but it’s hard not to see all the negative ones. First and foremost, I married for love. I can’t believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show! I share so much of my life on a reality show, that contemplating whether to even film my wedding was a tough decision to make, and maybe it turned out to not be the smartest decision. But it’s who I am! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, Khloe getting married, break ups, make ups, our best moments and our worst moments. These were all real moments. That’s what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open!
Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a hopeless romantic! I love with all of my heart and soul. I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon. I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.
I’m being honest here and I hope you respect my courage because this isn’t easy to go through. But I do know that I have to follow my heart. I never had the intention of hurting anybody and I accept full responsibility for my actions and decisions, and for taking everyone on this journey with me. It just didn’t turn out to be the fairy tale I had so badly hoped for.
There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true and it makes me so sad to have to even clarify this. I’m so grateful to everyone who took the time to come to my wedding and I’ll be donating the money for all the gifts to the Dream Foundation.
I’m sorry if I have hurt anyone, but my dad always told me to follow my heart and I believe now that I really am.
That probably sounded like nothing but ass lips slapping together to you, so allow me to translate:
"This is probably the hardest thing I've ever had to write, like literally. I mean, you try talking out the words for your assistant to type while sipping on a Midori beverage (sold wherever fine malt liquor is sold) during a first class flight to Australia. It's hard! Sydney, be-yotches!
I am totally reading all the different media reports, even the negatives ones, because I love reading about myself! DUH! First and foremost, I married for love of money and fame. Like a whole lot of money and fame! I can't believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show! I share so much of my life on a reality show, that contemplating whether to even film my wedding was an easy decision to make especially when they started throwing money at me. I love money! It's who I am! A money-grubbing fame whore! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, that big one getting married, break ups, makeups, our best moments and our worst moments. But I don't even know what real moments are anymore. That's what makes us who we are. We suck, we fuck, we take and we open our legs to anybody who shows us that camera! I love fame!
Everyone that knows me knows that I'm a heartless fame whore! I don't have a heart and I farted out my soul a long time ago. I want a family and babies so badly, but only because my mom tells me People Magazine pays like a whole ton of money for stuff like that and the pictures will be everywhere. I believed the money and the fame would force me to stay married to some asshole I don't love, but I just couldn't do it. He's gross! I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn't know how to because I'm a brainless dumb fuck and I didn't want E! to cancel that check they wrote me for the sham wedding.
I'm never honest and I don't even know what the word "respect" means, but my publicist said I should use it at least once so there you go. But I do know that I have to follow the cameras and they're not following whatshisname anymore. I never had the intention of doing anything other than making money and getting you stupid bloggers to write post after post about me. I accept zero responsibility for my actions and decisions.
There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true. I made TENS of millions of dollars off of the wedding. I'm so grateful to all you suckers who took the time to come to my fake wedding and I'll be donating the money for all of the gifts to the Dram Foundation, because let's face it, I need the tax write-off.
My dad always told me to follow my heart, but since I sold mine to a weird-looking man with horns on his head a long time ago, I am following the next best thing: dollar signs! And those dollar signs are telling me to tell you that during this difficult time, please show your support by wiping away your tears with Kardashian Kleenex sold exclusively at Kardashian Khaos in Las Vegas!"
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I really like this topic and I am very happy to know that Kim Kardashian gives this statement I am big fan of yours. I really enjoy your show and your stunt which you do for us. I want to meet you and I am very happy to know that you are doing very great and pure job for us.
Why do these clan of no talent gypsies getting so much attention, KImmie gained fame by screwing some rapper named ray j. I heard his sister is Brandy,and she nex not made a sex tape, and I think she did a good job of avting in I still Know What You DId with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Jessica Simpson, who I have I never heard about making a sex tape, She came from Texas and her dad is a Preacher,and she is ob=ne of the most beautiful girls in Hollywaood. All thegirl I mentioned are much better looking thann any of the Kardasian vrothel are. I have not hear if their mother/manager encourage her already rich daughter to pose for Playboy, and now Kimmieie says she wishes she never did Playboy. Give me a break. I bever thought Bruce Jenner would want to be a part of that talentess family. Jessica Simpson git ti where she is because she iss a talented, and beautiful girl. Jenniver Kove Hewitt has nit been married 10 times, and she is also a beautiful girl, and she got her staart ob Disneu kids show, along with Britney Spears and Justin Tinberlake. Britney had some mental health problems, but she cam bacj better then ever, and she is a great nmother. She gets judged because she held her baby in her lap, but the papparazi would not allow her to out the child in a car seat
Mim K. decided she could be a singer, I listened yo her singing for 30 seconds and my ears started breathing, and I forgot which one of her sisters git a DUIm bi=ut it ws si funny, she had it redone so seeing her being hancuffed could be sjown in their show. I also Kims axting debut with Carment Electra, and a few nore on no talented skamks, and kife everything she gs done ws oure garbage, The only person in that bunch who did have talent at one time was Bruce Jenner, Jessica Simpon played a dumd blond was just a act, She is worth #700 millom and Kim is wotrth about $30 ,illion, but she never gat a dime fron me, I have nit read anthung giid aviut her and all of the comments left for her a negative as are those keft fiome their pimp Kris, and her 2 siters Khoe abd Kortney. We all shoud just ignir thwm nit byt their ckoths frin Searsm because U an oi=ositive thet they had no input in the designs of any of the xkithrubd kube that have their nkes ib itm abd if Bruce told Kris is noy putting out to execs whi puyth their name on a clothing line, and to the guy who signed million dollar checks then he should hire a good P.I and get her on film going to his expensive Hotel room while she is finishing a business deal for her talentess trashy daughters,
I have always hear that the more you stir shit, the more it stanjs, I say Boycot Rge Kaedasian Klan. They are gold digging skanks they are, If they waht to be famous, don;t get famous ridinhg the coat tails of their father whi helpe allow a guilty kiiier of a youhg bus boy hi ws freinds with a monet hunfry whi wanted to be with with black and fanous foot ball p;ayers who will easily get into the fall Of Fame. If she u]attracted to black men why does she only go for mega rich athletes, I think that Humprhries Should thank God she is gone Kris Humphries was inky kahing 7 liilion a tear, Her ahd ger mother/manager said that Kin d9d not make ny money ftom their 72 day marriage, but she refuses to return a #2 million enagement ring. and she said sjou would donate the weddbing gifts to Cgarity, I di noy beibe tht for 2 s3cond, Kris H, will likely donate his half, but kim will keeo every $500 cereal bowl. I aske everyine to voycot them, and the will fade away. I saw a brief interbeiw when he ws talinr to a gat friend and gave him the woe is me sroet,
Thank you.
You want definitive proof that the wedding was fake? The slutty whore is not going to give back the $2 Million wedding ring. Her mom made reference to not wanting to be an "indian giver"; she said the wedding ring is a gift. WRONG, DUMBASS; a wedding ring is the sign of devotion to your spouse. This whore was married for 72 days, 70 of which she spent "working"; if she had even 1 molecule of integrity, she'd give the ring back. But, because she got married to make money, the whore's not going to give it back.
I hope she dies real soon...
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Count the "I"'s in this statement and smell narcissism in full bloom. Along with a menstrual period.
Count the "I"'s in this statement and smell narcissism in full bloom. Along with a menstrual period.
Looks like she is about to service another black man.
Omygoodness I can't beweave this shit. I'm tryna get caught up on all the lies but there are SO many!
First and foremost she needs to stop tryna give love such a bad rap. She's not 15 to be in love until she doesn't feel like loving anymore, wtf is THAT?
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Like many of you, I too hope that this is the final nail that is driven into the Kartrashians' Koffin.
Get Money Bitch!!!
JMFC!
hope this lame ho and her greedy grubby family FADE THE FUCK INTO OBSCURITY.
please and THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JMFC!
hope this lame ho and her greedy grubby family FADE THE FUCK INTO OBSCURITY.
please and THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
double post and no I can't spell right now.
crap
All her fans..? Wouldn't you have to achieve something or have a modicum of talent to actually have a fan base. If by fans she means a group of gelatinous morons that have the I.Q of a fur covered dog turd, I say round up this pack of mouth breeders stuff them in a box and beat said box into a pulp with baseball bats and feed the remnants to the starving in Africa before they start breeding. You f*ckers are using up my precious air..
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Humphries should consider himself lucky that he was able to get out of this shit sham of a family.
I honestly want to know what Kim wants to do with herself 10years from now. She has no talent and this reality shit is on its way to a close. So what the fuck.....she and her family are so pathetic
She is so full of it, she is not a teenager, she knew exactly what she was doing. She was so desperate she would of married any one for the attention. She will never find anyone to love her as much as she loves and admires herself. I would be happy to never hear or see her and her family again. When will the media stop this disfunctional person from getting any more attention?
Submitted by Miramami on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 11:45am.
I wouldn't be so sure about that. He did get OJ off. I'm pretty sure he's smiling up from the pit at his pride and joy.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I'm sick of this stupid famewhore and her family.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
She looks like a grouper in drag.
Didn't even read bitch's letter. Just skipped straight to MK's cause he speaks the TRUTH.
poor baby... all this stress has caused a little zit to come up on her forehead....
this bullshit is all because of some lame TV people who couldn't find any more original writers (oh yeah, they were on strike), so they decided "Reality TV" as the way to go. Now this. fuckers should be shot!!!!!
where are all the good entertainment writers???
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
what a dumb lying cunthole.
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What a dumb bitch
What a dumb bitch
What a dumb bitch
What a dumb bitch
About that photo: looks like one of these inflatable fuckdolls of the USD 16,95 variety.
For 10,- more you get much more lifelike looking ones though.
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Mira los Kartrasshians y respect can't be in the same sentence. Es true. How kan Kunty Kim ever have kredibility when she repeatedly tells the public she has never had any plastik surgery. She almost has as many procedures as Michael Jackson.
It makes me laugh when los Kartrasshians say their father would be so proud. I don't even know the man and I can tell you most likely he would be mortified at the shameless pimpery, fame whoring and money grubbing going on. He basically made four completely talentless beings. The least those brats could do is let that poor man rest in peace and stop bringing his name up all the time.
That photo screams HURRR DERRRRRP
Their Sears "DRESS LIKE A CALLGIRL" Line is supposedly failing too.
This is the beginning of the end. She'll end up like Paris Hilton who is stuck to selling her crap in India and Dubai.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That just made my day, MK. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
"That's it. I'm getting a divorce (while dressing as Poison Ivy). I'm a professional and I have to go on for my fans."
At Sunday brunch: "Yeah, um, you can file the papers tomorrow just before I leave for Australia to pitch my new bag line. I'm a professional and I have to go on for my fans."
Does anyone else feel that all of this is just one big ole publicity stunt?
A hopeless romantic can never be married. One tiff and they will be gone and here is the result.
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uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh i can't stand this anymore. make it go away!
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I just want them to go down in flames. Is that too much to ask for???
I think it's funny how the KarTRASHians are scrambling to manage this. They clearly didn't expect the backlash they are getting. I think they anticipated high interest but no judgment, and now they are scrambling to save the brand.
I thought SHE was the one snubbing HIS family.
And haven't we ALL suffered digs and cuntiness from our in-laws? Most of us decide that our spouses are worth the agony. It's usually not a dealbreaker especially if they live thousands of miles away.
Do they film her visits to the plastic surgeon?
MK, YOU KILL ME!
AND COMPLETE ME!
She blames his family because they have morals and the Kardashians lack them. Her and Pimp Mam Kris are trying to do damage control, now all of a sudden the ring doesn't cost $2,000,000, she didn't make money from the wedding and all sorts of other nonsensical mess.
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS BOTTOM FEEDING FAME SLUT?
OH NOOOOO!!! Kris Humphries pulled out from his hosting duties in Vegas!!!!! fucking bullshit, now I have to cancel my flight because he won't take off his shirt like in this promotional poster for the event: http://bit.ly/seDMe8
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beakers and TODAY she is blaming his parents (all class that girl) Also, she is donating something like $200k lol
LIVE FEED IS UP ON TMZ!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
That comment she made ONLY makes sense to her fans who must be stupid as well as uneducated. I see them as the whores-in-training or fuglies who admire the K's.
So this bitch's wedding was FOUR HOURS on tv??? Who the hell sat through that shit?
So is she donating what she thinks the gifts are worth or ? I'd still be pissed if I had bought something off of that ridiculous registry.
She's a hopeless romantic who couldn't make it more than two months. That.....makes sense. Stop with the stupid fairy tale bullshit, this woman is 30 or close to that and already divorced.
Also, as someone else pointed out (sorry, don't remember who said it four pages back), how is she gonna say on one hand that she got married for love, didn't do it for tv and then in the same fucking letter say she got swept up in the tv show when she should have ended her relationship?? That makes no sense at all.
LOL at snowy making pudding! Ahaha, I want, no I NEED to see her Walk of Shame again.
*jumps up and down with gleeeeee*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Snowy, even if she does go to jail, she'd do two days at the most. Stupid c*nt actually gets a break because of the overcrowding.
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@ 10am PT
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 9:46am.
WHAT TIME IS LILO GOING TO JAIL!
I think I just came in my panties a little!
TOO MUCH JOY AT ONE TIME!
I think @ 10:00.
TMZ is livecasting from the courthouse
http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/02/lindsay-lohan-court-jail-probation-violati...
WHAT TIME IS LILO GOING TO JAIL!
I think I just came in my panties a little!
TOO MUCH JOY AT ONE TIME!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11