Pimp Mama Kris Could've Saved Nicole Brown Simpson's Life
As Pimp Mama Kris' prized pig tries to give the performance of her stupid life by woeisme-ing over her publicity stunt marriage coming to an end at LAX last night (see below), the whoriest whore of all whores is out there whoring out her dead best friend for some attention of her very own. Pimp Mama Kris is peddling her memoirs about how she went from Jack Tripper's wingman to an ambassador from HELL, and in it she basically digs up Nicole Brown's grave with her satanic claws, pulls out the bones and poses next to 'em for the cameras. Just when you thought this fame fucking whore master couldn't get any lower, the bitch opens a trapdoor.
Long before Kris' ex-husband got O.J. Simpson off, she was best friends with Nicole Brown Simpson and she claims that the two talked the morning of the murder. According to Kris, Nicole wanted her to come over to talk to her about something important (important being her ex-husband was going to kill her). Kris couldn't get away from her family duties and she thinks that if she did meet with Nicole, her friend of 15 years would still be alive today. Radar has the excerpts that will be used to argue for Kris Jenner to take Lucifer's place after he destroys himself over creating these whore monsters.
Nicole called her early on June 12th, Kris writes. "Nicole said, "Can you get over here...? I need to talk to you. It's really important'."Busy with her own children, Kris asked if they could put it off until the next day. But Nicole was persistent. "'That's okay, can you meet me tomorrow for lunch? I really have to talk to you about something really, really important'." Says Kris, "It would be the last time I would ever speak to Nicole."
The next morning, Kris was plunged into shock and trauma as she woke to the news that her close friend had been stabbed to death. "I instinctively knew that in some way O.J. had something to do with her death.
"I truly couldn't believe she had been so betrayed by the person who she had once loved most. That O.J. would be so destructive and selfish and jealous that he would do that to her was just mind-blowing to me. All these thoughts were running through my mind: This can't be true."
Her sadness grew even deeper as she realized that changing her schedule to meet Nicole on the eve of her murder could have saved Nicole's life. A mutual friend later told her, Kris writes, that "Nicole had been beaten up by O.J. and she had been keeping this physical proof in the form of photographs and, it would turn out, other evidence, in which she had documented seventeen years of abuse. Nicole really wanted someone close to her to know what was going on, so that somebody - namely me - could be a witness."
Kris was devastated at missing the opportunity to possibly save her. She recalls screaming, "'Oh my God! It's too late! It's too late!'...The realization that she had wanted to confide in me hit me so hard. ... And I had let her down."
This bitch's ego probably looks like the inside of a colonic machine. What's the point of saying this? Did Pimp Mama Kris even testify that she spoke to Nicole that day? Probably not. Why testify for free when you can testify in a tell-all book for a quick check?
The only way to shut this Pimp Mama Kris' mouth is to let her know that if she "saved" Nicole Brown Simpson's life, then there probably wouldn't be a murder trial, which means Robert Kardashian wouldn't be a household name, which means Kim would still be Parasite Hilton's Valtrex holder and the tattered skin on Ray-J's dick would be more relevant than her entire family. "Uh. Strike my last statement from the record" is probably the line that would fall out of Pimp Mama Kris' mouth next.
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Submitted by helenwaite on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:15pm.
What the deuce is with the K K names ?!11!!??
Kim
Khloe
Kris
Kukla
aaaannnd
Kato Kaelin
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Lmao @ Kukla!
Totally could believe Humphries wasn't up on this sham until way after realizing what the Kardashian's had planned. *evil*
And, also that the lock out wasn't something the family probably didn't plan on, and just threw a wrench in everything. *halarious*
The visual of him just laying around on couch is classic!!
I agree that people should contact Sears, Vera Wang, and all of the other Kardashian-branded goods and express our disgust. These pigs overplayed their hand. They are overexposed. People are done with them.
What the deuce is with the K K names ?!11!!??
Kim
Khloe
Kris
Kukla
aaaannnd
Kato Kaelin
?
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snark is good.
npr is dickmatized by this bunch of lying cunts, too? I hang my head in shame for donating to them.
and (I swear it's the first and last time) I googled pmk: her own momma is actually a fancypantsy banker who got some award some years ago for being an "ethical businesswoman" or something to that effect. wtf. that apple fell lightyears away from the tree, huh?
These whores overplayed their hand. This is the beginning of the end.
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Actually I still had no idea who Robert Kardashian was. I only knew of Cochran and the other one (the one from the Legal Zoom commercials). So this bitch really is the D-list of the D-list.
Hekki, I heard part of that NPR piece on the way home. I can't believe NPR is reporting on her, much less in a positive way. I think they're going to get some letters & emails about that, which they fucking deserve.
Also, I know a lot of Armenians, and virtually all of them are absolutely mortified that Kim K is Armenian. For the most part, Armenians are really family-oriented and religious.
oh, poor Kim now look at her...
http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/01/kim-kardashian-kris-humphries-divorce-sham...
please...what a joke.
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Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby
Try to keep myself away from me (myself and) me
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...I vow to do my part to help shut down the gravy fountain at which these sows feed...
...From this point on, I shall never, ever read or post near anything remotely Kardassian on this or any other site...
...Never.........Ever.....
....Shan't.....
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...'we want money' - Doug and Courtney Hutchison's hacker...
Bitch. Please. No woman in the real world calls a friend and tells them they need to see them to discuss something important. That's what they do in Michael K's abuela's stories and such.
This oxygen thief and all her demon spawn need to go away. Like yesterday.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Wow!! I bet that makes Nicole's kids feel really good...Does this bitch EVER think of anyone besides herself?
But I guess if her kids were young, she could have been potty training Kim and it would have been hard to have time for anything else...
Honestly I'm sure the nannies had most of the responsibility of raising those assholes...
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Now I don't know many Armenians, but the two families I DO know are eeucated, upscale people who would DIE if their daughters behaved like the Kardashian trash. The women are mostly professionals (doctors/lawyers) and would be ashamed to appear stupid and useless.
From what I gather, Armenians are a bit of a joke in CA but the ones I know deserve the respect they get from me. They are nice, respectable people, the complete opposite of the Kardashians.
Do you guys think the Kochroachians have any idea how hated they are? I have older relatives who are the nicest people and they hate them. I hope they know. Every time the big girl Khloe thanks her "fans" I want to hurl something at my computer screen. The money they make for doing nothing is sickening. If you vote Republican you are helping this trash to avoid paying taxes. Remember that kiddies.
what a lying sack of shit and silicone.
janet must be pissed that her glossy black 'do has been co-opted by this ridiculous piece of scamming trash.
I'm running out of expletives for these asswipes.
I boycott this family. The only time I hear about them is via DListed or Gawker. I refuse to contribute to the downward spiral.
I actually boycott the entire E! Network. All they do is churn out shows about people who aren't interesting. That's all it boils down to. I wouldn't mind the Kardashians if they had anything to contribute.
They're not intelligent. They're not funny. They're not insightful. They're not witty. They're just sucking up air.
The wedding service industry folks in L.A. are buzzing the rumors that the wedding vendors and providers have not even been paid yet for their services. I hope that they all sue them and the tabloids sue them for fraud.
On a positive note: Kuntrashian stocks are following the downward spiral of the whirlpool we call a toilet!!!
http://www.thestreet.com/story/11294221/1/kardashian-marriage-down-stock...
Yay!!! Couldn't happen to a better turd!
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
It's Ted Kennedy's fault for letting Armenians into this country.
So, blame the Irish for this, too. Bastards
How can we get these shits off our screens? I'd say throw holy water on them, but Dim Kim would think it was piss and lap it up.
i am almost certain PMK and robert kardashian were divorced at the time.
she's still a vile human being, but she wasn't married to a man who defended oj simpson.
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"it's called an illusion, michael. a trick is something that a hooker does for money. or cocaine."
SitInACorner: the whores on NPR were just talking about how smart Kim is for being the first social media maven or some such. Fucking NPR cam suck my dick. They can't ever criticize ANYONE, ever.
GUYS, SHE WAS NOT WITH KARDASHIAN DURING THE OJ TRIAL! THAT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE!
Now, that being said...she is a true Cuntress, Mayor of Cunty Town.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Doesnt this whore have enough material to keep her Joyce DeWitt ass in the spotlight? Does she have to drag long-dead people into it?
She probably drags that story out all the time at dinner parties and stuff. She is VILE.
I was beginning to think this shit was the beginning of the end for these people, but boy we are all sadly sadly mistaken. It's now invaded ESPN, a SPORTS network! (although becoming an increasingly lousy one) When I want to get my dude on, I'm not into it for the latest news on how Kim's snatch is around all these sports champions. Yet, I've heard her name 3 times in an hour.
Robert Kardashian Sr. must be spinning in his grave right now - and cursing the shit out of his wife for universally associating his name with "gold-digging dumb cunts".
CLASSY
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by ChiChiMarie on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 2:30pm.
The real tragedy here is that she wasn't able to re arrange her schedule, go to dinner w/ Nicole and be hacked to pieces too.
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I am very uncomfortable that your comment made me laugh nearly to the point of pissing myself.
I am down with the boycotting of he Kardashians. Any show they appear on, I won't watch, any product they endorse I won't buy. Even my beloved bebe has some type of relationship with them. No more bebe for me.
This bitch! I don't even know where to begin. I guess the best thing for me to do is shut my pie hole because unlik PMK, I know when to be quiet. She is satan incarnate. Way to honor your dead 'friend'.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 2:47pm.
Oh wait..I just remembered...Elvis wanted to talk to me about something but he just had to take a shit first.
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HA!
Submitted by aradia07 on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 2:47pm.
Oh wait..I just remembered...Elvis wanted to talk to me about something but he just had to take a shit first.
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HAHAHAHA!!!
Oh and Jim Morrison needed to take a bath before discussing something very important-
LOl! And Kurt Cobain asked me if I had any bullets lying around...I just wasn't thinking!
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So she thought OJ had something to do with her good friend's murder but her husband was his defense lawyer? Shame on her.
Submitted by Anima on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 2:53pm.
They're doing some very awful things for attention now. Wouldn't this be a great moment to stop posting anything related to them?
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Much agreed--As much as I LOVE making fun of these crazed attention/media whores, We are not improving the situation by adding fuel to their fire.
I knew Kris was responsible for some great evil in the world. Pretty sure she is the sole cause of the world financial meltdown, global warming, and any/all future pandemics.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 2:19pm.
How conveniently unverifiable.
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...tru dat...
...I won't watch anything E! or Seacrest nor will I even listen to Seacrest's radio show anymore having learned that he is responsible for foisting this family on us...
...like other posters have recommended, let's just boycott all things Kardashian and poof! this nightmare will soon disappear...
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...'we want money' - Doug and Courtney Hutchison's hacker...
Meanwhile, this is what Nicole's sister, Denise, retweeted about Kimmy's wedding:
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HungryInChicago Kara Lichtenstein
by db_brownie
.@KimKardashian, do u know how many millions of mouths you can feed w the $17MIL u made via your bogus wedding? You selfish, selfish betch.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! PMK, get a clue; even your late bff's family hates you and your family!! So just eff off and leave their loved one alone!!!
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
They're doing some very awful things for attention now. Wouldn't this be a great moment to stop posting anything related to them?
What a fucking bitch if she didn't even make an effort to help a battered friend.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 2:47pm.
Oh wait..I just remembered...Elvis wanted to talk to me about something but he just had to take a shit first.
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HAHAHAHA!!!
Oh and Jim Morrison needed to take a bath before discussing something very important-
Submitted by ChiChiMarie on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 2:30pm.
The real tragedy here is that she wasn't able to re arrange her schedule, go to dinner w/ Nicole and be hacked to pieces too.
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LMFAO
Oh wait..I just remembered...Elvis wanted to talk to me about something but he just had to take a shit first.
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I think this woman is courting trouble and I think menopause has made her certifiably crazy.
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 2:41pm.
As if I didn't hate the Kardashians enough, now they're dragging NBS into their non sense? I'm sure Nicole's family really appreciates that. I want them all to disappear. Poor Bruce- the only one with common sence in that whole family.
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Bruce might appear to be the most humane out of the whole Kunty-Klan, but he is SUSPECT.
he saw was a piece of shit she was while she was still married to mr kuntASShian and he looked at that said, "sign me up!" ? seriously. she is evil and so are her spawns
Submitted by ChiChiMarie on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 2:30pm.
The real tragedy here is that she wasn't able to re arrange her schedule, go to dinner w/ Nicole and be hacked to pieces too.
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LMAO!!!
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
As if I didn't hate the Kardashians enough, now they're dragging NBS into their non sense? I'm sure Nicole's family really appreciates that. I want them all to disappear. Poor Bruce- the only one with common sence in that whole family.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 1:12pm.
Sometimes, you get the idea that you can fuck the bitch out of a woman. Not likely but always fun to try.
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I think that is my favorite quote ever!
And why did she wait 17 years to bring this to our attention? NEXT!
The real tragedy here is that she wasn't able to re arrange her schedule, go to dinner w/ Nicole and be hacked to pieces too.
Im confused, if she was Nicole's BEST FRIEND, and as soon as she heard she had been murdered her first thought was that OJ HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT, then how in the hell was her husband his defense attorney!? seriously, that is some fucked up, twisted ass, sociopath shit!
new lows: congradulations, Kris, you found them!