PETA Isn't Happy With Reese Witherspoon For Carrying A Python Purse
Reese Witherspoon's Chloe Paraty bag (yes, we're leaving in a world where purses have first and last names) costs more than a thousand delicious McGymMats and it also is the reason why a python was tortured, skinned and killed. The last part is what made the professional statement makers at PETA release a statement directed at Jake Gyllenhaal's former face warmer.
The $4,000 bag can't be sold in California, because selling anything made with python is illegal in the state, but carrying anything made of python is not. (Note: For those of you who are sick of heaving over the staged photos that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison sell to the photo agencies, that California law might be of interest to you. You know, because Courtney's face definitely has some kind of python in it.)
PETA verbally threw a bucket of red paint at Reese's bag and then described in detail to the Daily Mail how pythons are skinned.
"No matter how much Reese paid for that bag, the animals paid a much higher price. Every year, millions of snakes are impaled on hooks or nailed to trees by their heads and skinned alive.Hoses are inserted into the mouths of large snakes—like pythons—and their bodies are pumped full of water to loosen their skin so that it will cut away more easily. The animals' peeled, writhing bodies are then discarded, and it often takes days for the animals to die from the effects of shock and dehydration.
We can't imagine that she'd wish to contribute to this hidden suffering, especially for something as frivolous as a fashion accessory that can be replicated with no bloodshed. These days, it's easy to have a look that kills without killing, with fake snake, mock croc, python pleather, and other designer items that pay tribute to the beauty of these animals without massacring them."
So, I guess PETA is taking back that Sexiest Vegetarian award they gave Reese a few years back.
One of my old co-workers, who didn't own one handbag, convinced me that carrying a purse is completely useless because: a) God gave her an all-natural money clip (read: her titty cleavage); b) The bottom of a purse is where sticks of gum are crushed and murdered; c) A purse is a beacon for thieving thieves and d) When she gets fired from a job, she has one less thing to carry during the walk of shame to her Honda. So because of this, spending $4,000 on a purse that doesn't serve a dual purpose (examples: pistol purse, umbrella bag, wine purse, etc...) is a waste of cash to me.
And to be fair to Reese, if she was out in the wild, she'd probably be able to kill, skin and purse-ify a python with her chin. So, there's that.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:55am.
Oh, c'mon Sucky! Don't act like you don't enjoy having your anaconda blown up with water every now and again.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
You can't win. If you use real animal skins you're a cruel sadistic animal hater. If you use synthetic, you're a giant carbon footprint leaving planet hater. What to do?
I love synthetics. They last longer, are easier to care for and down here in the chemical capital, we make lots of money producing the raw materials for them. Sooooo, team planet hater?? o_O
Add "Bogus Scrotus" and "Ain't Taint" to the list.
Oh, c'mon Sucky! Don't act like you don't enjoy having your anaconda blown up with water every now and again.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Yup 4k for a fugly bag is wrong...
And not giving up my python slingbacks!
WHAT ABOUT ME, PETA? I'M THE ONE WHO SUFFERS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, FIRST BY HAVING TO READ A POST ABOUT REESEY PIECEY AND HER STUPID FUCK BAG, THEN I HAVE TO READ YOUR SOB STORY ABOUT DYING SNAKES THEN I HAVE TO PRETEND THAT I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY AND MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT IT ON GAYFAGSLISTED.COM. AT LEAST THE SNAKES HAVE THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Fuck PETA, but 4000 bucks for an ugly ass purse and in a fucking recession is tacky as hell.
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PETA can suck it! Don't care for snakes/pythons. Reese is an idiot for paying 4K for that ugly thang. She most likely got the bag for free in exchange for publicity anyway. NEXT
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I mean, really, is PETA ever happy?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
The python didn't have to die such a cruel death just to finish his days hanging by Reese Witherspoon's side. Of the two punishments, I think the latter is the most inhumane.
I dislike PETA
Carry on
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As Bart Simpson said when Lisa Simpson told him not to throw rice at weddings because little birds eat it and their stomachs explode, "Why am I just learning this now?!?"
Runs to YouTube to look up python skinning.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:23am.
Snake is very tasty meat
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Who caes. It's not like pythons are fucking rare. They hunt them down all the time in Florida b/c of stupid ass pet owners who released them in to the wild.
Hell, might as well make some money off of the ones they kill. Why the hell not.
It would be different if the bitch was walking around with an oragutan nutsack keychain or some shit. Jeezus....
PETA can suck Raul's anaconda.
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I should make handbags from a weather beaten tarp, put a fancy name on them, like Du Shé Vite, tell dumbass rich folk they're made from exotic African Tarp Lizard, and sell them for 4k to get me outta this hell hole job.
Veganism is a cult religion. It may not have a God, but religions don't need a God. They only need a devil.
This particular religion appeals to people who want to believe that their food choices are somehow going to save the planet from falling into the expanding sun. They also get the fun that comes with shaming others, and the thrill of power that comes from telling people what they are morally allowed to eat or wear. All wrapped up with a holier-than-thou ribbon bow.
Like any religion, it's a crock of shit and a major irritant to every rational being on the planet.
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How does PETA know her bag isn't "fake snake, mock croc, or python pleather"? Other than the fact that those three things look so cheap and tacky you can tell from a mile away.
Fucking Reese Cunterspoon. I really dont get it. Python purses, fur and shit like that are pure vanity and nothing would be going amiss if people werent wearing them. Fur farms are brutal and have you ever seen how a python is skinned? They blow them up alive in their skin (as cutting would destroy the skin and them some whore's handbag wont look as good) and then pull the skin off. That is barbaric and totally unnecessary. And dont give me that shit about leather and meat. At least meat is consumed and our bodies do need it (yes they do) and the skin is the utilized for leather instead of being wasted, but having to brutally kill 50 minks to make a coat or skinning snakes alive ot make a hand bag is totally unnecessary. why are human beings such assholes.
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That's a sick description & I can't stand Reese or Peta or snakes. So team no one.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
i'll take one each of the pistol, umbrella & wine purses. those are awesome.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:31am.
Aw gee whiz! I see you're still a little mad because I killed you in the birthday sluts thread! LOLZ!
ETA: They make synthetic insulin now. You might want to look into that.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:22am.
Anyone who wears fur or animal skins is an asshole. Plain and simple. Reese had a headstart because she was already an asshole.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:22am.
It's true what they say about how the snakes are killed, unfortunately. Just because snakes aren't cute and cuddly doesn't mean that deserve to be tortured and left for dead. Anyone who wears fur or animal skins is an asshole.
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Anyone who calls other people assholes for using animal products is an asshole.
As if the plants you eat didn't have to die too. Oh wait, THEY'RE "lesser life forms" so they don't matter.
By the way, some of us need insulin and the only way to get it is from animals. Since we had to kill 'em we might as well eat and wear them. Unless you think diabetics should give up animal products so they can all die. I hope you don't, because that would make you an asshole.
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i hate reese and don't care who criticizes her as long as they diss her.
Sooo, this Paraty designer should set up (sweat) shop in Florida and wipe out those Burmese fuckers.
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I HATE snakes but that description of how they are killed is horrifying :(
I'd like to squish a million snakes with a hammer and laugh as I did it!
Hey! I heard you got one of them big 'ol poop bags!
Reese can do not wrong based on that damn movie alone IMHO.
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PETA sucks ass.
And they lie too. Nobody lets those snakes live for days with no skin or head because they are just too tasty to waste. Fucking weirdos.
Snake is very tasty meat.
I have nothing to say about bitches who spend four grand on a bag.
It's true what they say about how the snakes are killed, unfortunately. Just because snakes aren't cute and cuddly doesn't mean that deserve to be tortured and left for dead. Anyone who wears fur or animal skins is an asshole. Plain and simple. Reese had a headstart because she was already an asshole.
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FUCK SNAKES AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
Jesus, I HATE snakes. What's next, PETA, pleather?
FUCK PETA and the horse they road in on....With a rusty chainsaw..thank you very much!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
What'll they say about me for carrying a PETA purse?
Fanatical vegan skin makes the best lampshades, too.
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