Open Post: Hosted By Gremlins
There you were thinking that outdoing Heidi Klum at her own Halloween party was a task more impossible than "White Oprah's mound of mashed coke brain producing a reasonable thought" and "Michael K not dragging every story in a gutter of filthy fuck sauce," but fashion designers Phillipe and David Blond proved us all wrong in NYC last night. They threw all the other costumes into a blender set to high when they stepped out on the carpet as Greta Gremlin and some other Gremlin. This is the kind of costume you get when you've got money, resources and the ability to breathe in oxygen from a pin hole the size of an ant's vagina.
The Blondes might've passed out on the dance floor due to mask suffocation and dehydration, but I'm sure they looked like a puddle of sexy smegma lying there. To think, if Teresa Giudice dyed her hair green and only wore red lipstick, she'd look as hot as this. Get yourself some Manic Panic, 'Resa!
Here's a few other hos in costumes at Heidi Klum's second Halloween party last night. In order: Natasha Bedingfield as someone from Misfits (I think), Amber Rose as Slash, Kyle McLaughlin as GOOP's kryptonite, Fergie Fug as a Toddlers & Tiaras pageant queen, Heidi & Seal as Khloe Kardashian's true parents and Michelle Trachtenberg as Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas.
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You off for the night Jintess? Catcha tomorrow! :)
{{hugs back}}
and a special hug for becky
Thanks Winter:) I just sent them another email. Them having a head in the sand doesn't help my ceiling. I told them to expect the certified letter.
He's STILL running around
Caaaaaaps: It's a great show but they are being greedy
Love ya'll (happy bday again Becks;) I know I know)
Don't let the bedbugs bite
{{hugs}} for my Cappy!
How are the DL Dead Poet Society Sluts tonight? (rather, this am; almost 2am EC). Just stopping in; heading back out. Miss this whole fking site for the last 3,4 days.
To whoever that first mentioned AHS on FX - thx. I had new dude watch all three orig episodes last night, and I had NEVER seen anyone so fking fixated on any episodes as he was with the show. We are damn hooked. You slores' news on all the rocking shows and gossip is golden. I know I say that a lot to you bitches, but, idk, just a freshness here. Anywho, new dude was like, "I didn't know about AHS" and I'm like, "are you not, OR ARE YOU NOT PERPLEXED AT THIS SICK ASS SHOW??" Lmaoo. You guys are to credit for that.
Gnite/Gmorning all.
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"Tear up the Introduction! I don't hear enough rips!! This is a battle! Words and ideas CAN change the world. Poetry, Beauty, Romance, Love - these, we stay alive for." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VUV2Yl8gsI&feature=related -Dead Poets So
Hahahaha! I'm watching the news and there's a "Troll" report!
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Jitness, I'm sorry about your shitty upstairs neighbors. They are so inconsiderate.
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bjork_you
See, he's where we all chime in, ragging on this guy. Does he sing, too?
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Thankfully no. His lack of any sense of music ends with the guitar attempts.
I just screamed "DAMMIT STOP!"
Because the little one was running above loudly, dog was barking and it is after freaking midnight
I swear to god, if I get cops here thinking some dude is beating me up I am NOT going to be happy
The fuck? Kid is no older than 8 (or he's a small 10) it is after midnight.
Who does this?
:)
YES!!! Triple post..
Thanks Winter Owl * passes peace pipe *
Oh yeah..remember to feed the Gremlins and to shine bright lights on em.. hosting OP is hard work.
Oh yeah..remember to feed the Gremlins and to shine bright lights on em.. hosting OP is hard work.
Lol Arlene! Enjoy your high!
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Speaking of dead, I am!
A little high and crashing now its 12:48 am and tomorrow is work uhhh I may even be accidentally commenting elsewhere lol
Have a great night to everyone!
later Bjork You..
No I've never even heard of it Bjork. What channel is this on?
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I like how "Bela Lugosi's Dead" was used in "The Hunger."
Hoot, hoot, owl,
Have you seen it?
I didn't get to the tv in time, so my movie lost out of Albert Brooks's "Lost in America"; very funny, but very different type of movie than "Slumber Part Massacre." I saw some of it today and wanted to sit back and watch it all the way through.
Bjork,
Try copying and pasting in browser otherwise it's Bauhaus-Bela Lugosi's Dead.
Perfect Halloween is everyday music!
Slumber party massacre. That movie sounds crazay!
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Arlene,
I can't get the link.
Bjork, that story is truly fucked up!
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Bjorky dahling.. I too love Kate.
The mouth is every dlisted's favorite, Lilo when she did the vampire pics.
Good girl Bjorky Halloween is everyday.. this is for you.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY
Hope you all had a good Halloween!
Arlene,
Is that Kate's mouth?
I really wouldn't mind being Kate Moss for a day.
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 10:05pm.
...The husband also needs a heads up on sucking on the guitar. An amp doesn't make you good, jerk. It just makes your suck louder.
Lose the bass. That's just sad.
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Ha, ha!! It's almost sad that he's getting national attention not because he plays the guitar well but because he's getting national attention for being an asshole of a neighbor who sucks on guitar and is inconsiderate of Jitness, A DLISTER.
See, he's where we all chime in, ragging on this guy. Does he sing, too?
I love Anthony Kiedis. John F is producing music for this band.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=yOFxb0F2F2A
Hi Bjork hey everyone.
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:34pm.
So sorry to read about this Jitness. I know what it's like to live with inconsiderate neighbors. And you spoke to your landlord about them, right? Do they know this?
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 10:05pm.
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No kidding, I don't blame you one bit. People are so fricking disrespectful that it blows my mind. Sorry you have to put up with that crap, and congrats on saving up to buy a place. :)
Submitted by mudtutle on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:37pm.
Lol @ Jintess pulling out the taser and shooting a bitch...
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Very serious, tasing one of the assholes who live above me (and keep me awake with the noise at all hours? Latest I documented was 4am) and watching them twitch on the sidewalk?
Worth the jail time.
I understand that people forget they are living in a shared community. Trust me, if I could buy my own house I would. I'm saving up for that but it's going to take a bit. These 8 people above me really need to learn that other people live here.
The husband also needs a heads up on sucking on the guitar. An amp doesn't make you good, jerk. It just makes your suck louder.
Lose the bass. That's just sad.
Lol @ Jintess pulling out the taser and shooting a bitch...
Bjork, no shit. IF they were truly trying to "be at one" with the horse, why the crazy-ass crazy, shit eating grin?
Not buying it.
ESE, keep that kitty from the nutter who posed naked in her dead horse (see Mudturtle's link below).
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 8:59pm.
What's up night people. Is ESE out of jail?
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Hahahahahahahaha
Well yeah but dude was shocked he wouldn't come with him. It seems the werewolf showed more sense than he did. I did get a chuckle out of the silver bullet exchange:)
PS NOTE TO ANYONE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT THAT IS NOT ON THE FIRST FLOOR: THAT WII DANCE GAME? SUCKS FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS TO HEAR YOU
sorry for the caps. Just pissed. Swear to all that is holy they wear fucking concrete shoes
Apparently the routine begins at 10PM and doesn't end until after midnight.
As my front door shakes and my dog barks and I pull out the taser because it sounds like an invasion.
Wimpy landlord WILL get a piece of my mind when I drop off rent tomorrow. I've already contacted them twice. Lawyer on standby
Seriously guys, I'm not a bitch. This is just raising my stress level to the point that I can feel it. It's like a racetrack up there.
Submitted by mudtutle on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:28pm.
Bjork: no words.
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And then why post it on line? Were they expecting all the wood fairies to come out and celebrate with them?
And isn't it easier to just eat a McDonald's hamburger than to go to that effort of gutting the horse (and posing inside of it and with its innards) and eating it?
She looks like a complete nutter, too.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:21pm
i'm taking calls that involve selling my whiney, meowy, rotten, spoiled bitch of a cat to a Chinese restaurant... oh, and waiting for "The French Connection" to come on t.v.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Bjork: no words.
Submitted by mudtutle on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:20pm.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/01/elizabeth-herrick-dead-horse-nu...
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WHAT.
THE.
FUCK
?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?
Jintess. The blonde looks like she will be explained in the next epi. I also thought Little Red Riding Hood...and she cut through the forest!
When his werewolf friend got too close to the house that Little Red was held captive...he admitted that he wasn't sure whose side he was going to be on...like you said trust no one!
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I'm watching "Slumber Party Massacre" tonight. It's always Halloween in my house. What is everyone else up to? (I think that we are usually doing something else while on here, right? At a desk job, on the toilet, flipping channels, fapping, etc.)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/01/elizabeth-herrick-dead-horse-nu...
Thanks La Chaylo but I have nothing to recover from unfortunately. (if you mean that there was a wild party and lots of drinkin' of course).
Hi Muddy!
I'll be back later.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:10pm.
ESE, where are you? howdareyou? Rusty? Jimmy Hoffa? Jesus? My virginity?
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right here... don't know... don't know... somewhere laid in concrete... laughing while burning ants with a magnifying lens... that last one... yeah... i'm not even gonna guess!LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_2nEYw-P6k
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Night LaChaylo. :)
Indeed Manimal, as soon as that werewolf took that chick off the screen in about .0001 seconds, I was hooked as well. Was she supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood?
Again, not sold on the whole "being friends with a werewolf" deal. I prefer the Trust No One approach. But we'll see how it goes. I am certainly going to plan my Friday night around catching it again. You should pitch in along with me and UBF as we discuss it :D (In Open Post, of course)
So he's a Grimm. The stories they told were real. Who is that blonde he saw who turned into a witch? Where did HE come from? Why is he just seeing them now?
Can they tell he can see them?
Ugh, so many questions. Also I don't think his partner is long for this world (either that or he's one of them)
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 9:03pm.
That's great news! Oh and yeah the funds...of course!
So it wasn't the vodka shots for the trick or treaters?
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There you are, ESE. I was worried that you were like poor Linda Blair in "Born Innocent."
*distributes hot toddies and metamuciltinis*
This old fart is ready for bed. I hope everyone is recovering well from last night!
Gosh, I forgot about that with ESE? Maybe it's nothing too serious, just ex-wife stuff? Like finance stuff? (Not that that can't be serious; I mean, he didn't put her in a wood chipper, right?)
ESE, where are you? howdareyou? Rusty? Jimmy Hoffa? Jesus? My virginity?
Hi Wowl!